Guild Wars! [Event]

[Thri-Kreen_DK]

There are 9000 Thri-Kreen, over 3000 over lvl 10, but this is just a small Thri-Kreen villiage.
If they feel threatened, the other Thri-Kreen will send in backup.

But still against the point.
The Thri-Kreen feel like taking out the Racist Dwarves.
Besides, they're trying to kill their trade partner.
Loss of goblins=loss of revenue.

[Renrik]

Yes. Let us all kill the genocidal dwarves.

[Sophistemon]

I've decided that Gent cannot profit by waging war on another faction. Instead, he will be offering weapons, armor and mercenaries to the varying armies.

Also, if one were to read towards the beginning of the OmniShop thread, they would be able to see that in return for a service the Gent was paid with an Army in a Bottle. This bottled army includes 10,000 fighting men, ready for purchase.

So, in order for me to participate, you need to stop by and make a purchase.

Do me a favor, won't you?

[Renrik]

Righteo. Some goblins will be going on a shopping trip for some better weapons, methinks.

[Sophistemon]

Sure. Prices are low in these quiet times of ours.

[Thri-Kreen_DK]

Does anyone see the irony?
Renrick controls the goblins but it a dwarf in the playground.

[Xerillum]

ha ha ha! I will be offline for the rest of the weekend until monday afternoon.

[Kalbereth]

Well crap. So much for the "unholy invasion of terror" then...

[Renrik]

oh well. The first goblin counterattacks have begun.

[Destro_Yersul]

Evil dead are coming. Make your time.

[Renrik]

That sounds incredibly ominous.

[Destro_Yersul]

It was supposed to

[Rainspattered]

Well, this will put the reputation of the Good Dead back a couple decades, it will.

[Renrik]

The goblins and evil dead are apparently going to be at war about now. So be it. We'll be stocking up on bludgeoning weapons.

[Xerillum]

hey, the good, the bad, and the ugly! that's the goblins!

[Reptilus]

If the war isn't over before he gets around to it, Snake's going to be on the Goblin side (given that they haven't almost shot him), and John Gibson Foster's joining the goblin army right now, because he's a big, horned Troll with greenish skin. The dwarves aren't going to like him. Besides, he doesn't like the way the goblins have really done aothing to the Dwarves and the Dwarves attack.

[Renrik]

Recruits? Send 'em by the GSA HQ and we'll see what we can do.

[Lord Magtok]

((I hope I represent all of the Order of Evil when I say we will strike from the shadows, and emerge victorious.
Ignore the Cornerstone of Worlds, its just some... fancy hotel! No diabolical plots can be found there. No villains either.))

[Renrik]

((Wow. You know, I had no intention of going there, but now I'm not so sure.))

[Rainspattered]

So, looks like we won out in the Dwarven Castle mess. Good work, Goblin Alliance! Now, to work on peacemaking and see if the undead can help the mop-up over at the Splinter Mob holdout.