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    Default Mnage 3 IV: It's All Coming to a Head

    In this thread, we discuss the happenings in the webcomic Mnage 3 (first page here).

    Currently, the hopeless geek has two at least three incredibly hot girls lusting for him, while the busty french girl still can't get laid to save her life. We also have a guy who can wear sunglasses indoors and not be a total douche bag. Subverting genre expectations since 2008!

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    But anyways, be warned: Each of these works (and M3 especially) contain some gently (but firmly) NSFW images and themes. If you're not allowed to read pictures of naked gay, straight and bisexual men and women all having sex with each other, or going in to details about why they aren't, then look away now.

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    So, nothing if not a potentially interesting collision of events here.
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    So we have like 3.5 girls trying to get into Gary's pants... And he will probably end up with 0 (zero). That is quite an achievement for a man... Good thing DiDi probably has her own keys so Sonya can't lock both out with one set of them...
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    Is Gary even home?

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    Zii. . . she is 5 feet away from you, tackle her or something! Have the amazon princess there give her a deadly hug of drunken doom! And yes, I am pushing for the entire crowd to get arrested outside the house, and gary never hears a thing. (If he is even home)
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    2 plat on the group walking in on Matt boning Gary.

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    "Peggy and Angie", huh? I see what you did there, Giz.
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    If Gary is in the house, and not dead, I don't see how he could miss all the noise!

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    Freaking OW! That poor not a lesbian is going to have one sore face in the morning.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    True, but I still have no sympathy for Sandra...
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    Can anybody translate the French in the Dangerously Chloe strip? I know I could Google Translate it, but... Flicking back and forth, then correcting misspellings because I goofed up is a bit of a pain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfing HalfOrc View Post
    Can anybody translate the French in the Dangerously Chloe strip? I know I could Google Translate it, but... Flicking back and forth, then correcting misspellings because I goofed up is a bit of a pain.
    Yes, please if anyone'd be so kind.


    Peggy is pretty considerate which makes me wonder whether there might not just be decent people in Ma3treal. And again UI have to wonder what terrible karmic retribution Gary will have to suffer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
    Yes, please if anyone'd be so kind.


    Peggy is pretty considerate which makes me wonder whether there might not just be decent people in Ma3treal. And again UI have to wonder what terrible karmic retribution Gary will have to suffer.
    Oh come on, only the most horribly heartless monster could learn that the poor girl has never once gotten to enjoy a little death and not be moved to generosity. And it looks like Didi is also feeling generous. A part of me wonders how gary will even react to all this, (Seriously, I bet he isnt even home after all this) On the one hand, he is being pimped out like an unthinking orgasm machine. Thats pretty insulting and inconsiderate. On the other, HE IS GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH DIDI AND ANOTHER GIRL! Its kind of hard to work up any real righteous indignation over getting something that nice.
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    I suspect you want this strip translated?

    Pardon = Sorry (a polite way of asking: "WHAT?")
    Oui bien sur = Yes off course
    Tu es tres jolie = You are very beautiful
    Et ton nez est tellement mignon = and you nose is so cute
    c'est comme un bouton = it's like a pimple
    bien.. que j'aime ton nez, quoi = well... that I like your nose, eh

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    Thanks! Could you do the two before as well if it's not too much trouble?
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    Jeez, Didi knows how to describe things. She should be in Marketing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domochevsky View Post
    Jeez, Didi knows how to describe things. She should be in Marketing.
    Heh, and the thing is, I love how the other girls can be very pretty, (This Peggy really is quite cute and has a good figure) but next to Didi, they are all certain they are ugly pools of nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
    Thanks! Could you do the two before as well if it's not too much trouble?

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    Pardon = Sorry (a polite way of asking: "WHAT?")
    Oui bien sur = Yes off course
    Tu es tres jolie = You are very beautiful
    Et ton nez est tellement mignon = and you nose is so cute
    c'est comme un bouton = it's like a pimple
    bien.. que j'aime ton nez, quoi = well... that I like your nose, eh
    I'd say he said her nose was cute like a button, not a pimple. That's a common phrase, 'cute as a button' or someone having a 'button nose.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Heh, and the thing is, I love how the other girls can be very pretty, (This Peggy really is quite cute and has a good figure) but next to Didi, they are all certain they are ugly pools of nothing.
    Y'know, with her inhuman strength and confidence-destroying aura, I wonder what would happen if DiDi decides to take over the world.

    ...Giz. New spin-off.
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    New Dangerously Chloe translations:

    Nuh-Nuhze kyu-kyute laike buh-but-tum.

    He's trying to say (in English) 'nose cute like a button.' Evidently he can only speak French now and nothing else--another slip-up by Chole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weimann View Post
    Y'know, with her inhuman strength and confidence-destroying aura, I wonder what would happen if DiDi decides to take over the world.

    ...Giz. New spin-off.
    At the rate new spin-offs are being introduced, we'll have another five by the end of the year.

    Also, when I read the latest SDB, I thought "whelp, another woman for Gary".
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    Quote Originally Posted by JadedDM View Post
    I'd say he said her nose was cute like a button, not a pimple. That's a common phrase, 'cute as a button' or someone having a 'button nose.'
    "cute as a button" is no french expression I've ever heard off. At least, not Quebec-french. Maybe France-french?

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    Welp, looks like either gary isnt home, (not surprised) or didi is on the wrong side of the bed, (which would be hilarious)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Welp, looks like either gary isnt home, (not surprised) or didi is on the wrong side of the bed, (which would be hilarious)
    You know, after all the rather sinful and morally broke activities Gary has participated/been the subject of recently, do you think it would be possible for him to... revert? Maybe realize that his parents were right all along, and he forswears unmarrital sex?

    Making a stand that he will never have casual sex again?

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    "cute as a button" is no french expression I've ever heard off. At least, not Quebec-french. Maybe France-french?
    It's an English expression. Gez probably translated it straight over from English to French.
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    It seems Traab was right... but where is Gary then? Out with Kylie and Matt?

    Quote Originally Posted by Weimann View Post
    Y'know, with her inhuman strength and confidence-destroying aura, I wonder what would happen if DiDi decides to take over the world.

    ...Giz. New spin-off.
    Reminds me of the premise of Medaka Box... kind of. Well, not the taking over the world. (How come even when I read or type that line I hear M. Bison's voice say "Of course!"? Damn...

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    At the rate new spin-offs are being introduced, we'll have another five by the end of the year.

    Also, when I read the latest SDB, I thought "whelp, another woman for Gary".
    There are enough characters for ten spin-offs, I guess...

    And no. That would be... no. Also, not more cross-overs. Next Chloe will try to fullfil Gary's wishes... (Or DiDi's. Okay, the latter I'd actually read...)

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    Making a stand that he will never have casual sex again?
    And Zii will be next... No, what leads you to that conclusion? Yeah, Gary has suffered quite a bit but he did have SEX (a few times by now) so from his point of view I guess his life has improved(????) so why stop it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
    And Zii will be next... No, what leads you to that conclusion? Yeah, Gary has suffered quite a bit but he did have SEX (a few times by now) so from his point of view I guess his life has improved(????) so why stop it?
    But HAS his life improved? Think about how ****ty his past relationships have been, and how he's been nothing more than a convenient penis...

    ...wait, he wasn't even that. He was nothing more than a convenient tongue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cikomyr View Post
    But HAS his life improved? Think about how ****ty his past relationships have been, and how he's been nothing more than a convenient penis...

    ...wait, he wasn't even that. He was nothing more than a convenient tongue.
    Well, not a lesbian was willing to help him be more than that. . . until he decided to spend 4 hours doing nothing but fondling her boobs. Honestly, at this stage he is learning, bit by bit, what sex is all about, what he likes, what she likes, and is adjusting to the pure awesome of it all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cikomyr View Post
    "cute as a button" is no french expression I've ever heard off. At least, not Quebec-french. Maybe France-french?
    Surely French can be used to say it even if it is not a French idiom?

    The idea of a Western Language without simile is sort of messing with my head here.
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