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    Quote Originally Posted by AMX View Post
    In this case, it's a bit more involved.
    They actually hacked an ad network to get all websites using it blacklisted at once.
    Interesting. Little more work doing that, but whatever, hackers.

    Anyway, the point is that it isn't actually an attack site. You can safely ignore the warning and visit it.

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    Saw it now.

    Oh dear.
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    Well, I don't know about you guys but I think we got ourselves a new thread title. Now we just need to fill up the next fourty pages with mindless bantering less we forget about the great new term: ****apist. (Now to see if the forum will censor that)

    edit: yes, it does. Then Therabuddy?
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    ****apist does sound about right.
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    Wait, wait, this is interesting. Yuki has been caught totally off guard by the sight of a penis, and she has NOT yet snapped and attacked. She is on the edge, but hasnt crossed over yet. This is an improvement, as usually she is only this controlled when she has had time to prepare herself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Wait, wait, this is interesting. Yuki has been caught totally off guard by the sight of a penis, and she has NOT yet snapped and attacked. She is on the edge, but hasnt crossed over yet. This is an improvement, as usually she is only this controlled when she has had time to prepare herself.
    She hasn't seen it. That's why Kiley told Matt not to move.

    I'm trying to avoid a more detailed description of WHY she can't see it because I'm pretty sure that would heavily violate the forum rules.

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    His leg is in front of it. Simple enough, no?
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    Honestly, Kiley's nonchalant "Oh good, you've met" response to Matt's horrified reaction was the best part of this comic.

    At least we didn't use the Tobias term for Analytical Therapist.
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    Awwww.. Kiley is willing to share...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cikomyr View Post
    Awwww.. Kiley is willing to share...
    Meanwhile I dont think touching it will be an option. Had a girl that looked THAT insane asked, my dangly bits would have retracted so far into my body it might get lodged in my stomach.
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    Kinda hoping hat she meant to touch "Kiley's".

    It's by far a) safer for Kiley than Matt, b) less intimidating than the real thing (unless it's one of those really creepy true-to-life ones...) and c) is a logical step up from their practice with a hot dog.

    Like graduating from a tricycle to a kiddie bike with stabilizers and the likes; little steps for now, and soon she'll be flipping mad tricks along the halfpipe fo' sho'!

    .....I could probably have chosen a better word than that, given the circumstances....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wraith View Post
    Kinda hoping hat she meant to touch "Kiley's".
    It's also just been inside someone else she doesn't know or likely even remember because she encountered him while in full on hallucinating rage. That's a bit more atypical than she's been demonstrated to be so far.

    Kinda surprised that Matt's that much of a coward though, now that Yuki no longer has the element of surprise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    It's also just been inside someone else she doesn't know or likely even remember because she encountered him while in full on hallucinating rage. That's a bit more atypical than she's been demonstrated to be so far.

    Kinda surprised that Matt's that much of a coward though, now that Yuki no longer has the element of surprise.
    Last time was a fleeting meeting. This time, he has her full and undivided attention...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    It's also just been inside someone else she doesn't know or likely even remember because she encountered him while in full on hallucinating rage. That's a bit more atypical than she's been demonstrated to be so far.
    I think it's safe to say that STD's don't exist in the Ma3 universe, otherwise by now at least two characters would have exploded/been donated to medical science and incinerated.

    So, it's either 5 seconds with a wetwipe or Matt gets to risk his pride and joy at the hands of the Littlest Ninja there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wraith View Post
    I think it's safe to say that STD's don't exist in the Ma3 universe, otherwise by now at least two characters would have exploded/been donated to medical science and incinerated.

    So, it's either 5 seconds with a wetwipe or Matt gets to risk his pride and joy at the hands of the Littlest Ninja there
    Less STDs, more E. coli. But, yeah... Matt would most likely have several by now.

    My impression was something more immediate than taking the time to get some disinfecting wipes.

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    Last time was a fleeting meeting. This time, he has her full and undivided attention...
    I suppose they are trying to suggest that she somehow gets magical superpower hulk strength.
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    I think "C-c-can I touch iiiiiiiiiiit?" just beat out Therabuddy as a title option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintRidley View Post
    I think "C-c-can I touch iiiiiiiiiiit?" just beat out Therabuddy as a title option.
    It is pretty much perfect, aye.
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    I think this was the first time ever Ma3 has failed to upload a comic on time without prior warning. That's 757 uninterrupted pages between May 16 2008 and June 22 2013. Given that many webcomics never reach that number at all, let alone with such consistency, I think it's quite a feat.
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    It's also amusing that Ma3 puts more effort and skill into their 'unannounced filler' pages than quite a lot of other web comics do for their normal updates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weimann View Post
    I think this was the first time ever Ma3 has failed to upload a comic on time without prior warning. That's 757 uninterrupted pages between May 16 2008 and June 22 2013. Given that many webcomics never reach that number at all, let alone with such consistency, I think it's quite a feat.
    Hm? I don't have any proof but I'd say there have been unannounced breaks during the last... two years or so I've been following it. Because of... some technical problems, or something? I'm not sure. It doesn't matter much, though...


    Therapy goes on. With Matt's penis. (I'm a bit curious what that one thing is) I wonder if this either result in a lot of pain or Yuki's first threesome with a man... And considering what comic we are reading I'm not sure which of those it is...
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    Look kiley, I dont care if my reward for letting her touch it is unrestricted access to every part of your body for the next month, there is no way in HELL I would ever let a woman who looks that deranged, who has already crushed my junk at least once, put a hand on my giggle stick.
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    Yeah... that seems like a highly risky proposal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Look kiley, I dont care if my reward for letting her touch it is unrestricted access to every part of your body for the next month, there is no way in HELL I would ever let a woman who looks that deranged, who has already crushed my junk at least once, put a hand on my giggle stick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rose Dragon View Post
    ...you call it your "giggle stick"?
    Well. . . yeah! I mean, it always tickles when she comment redacted due to board policies

    Heh, in all seriousness, I just listened to the old song "Pet Names For Genitalia" and thats one of a hundred different terms currently stuck in my head.
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    Yuki, no! It is not nice to damage your psychologist's boytoy's genitals!
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    Either Gary is extremly daring or extremly naive. Being Gary, it can only be the second. My "giggle stick" just tried to crawl into my womb reading todays comic...

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    Well, seeing how that's not Gary... he is indeed brave.

    (Also, I'm into that expression of hers in the first panel. So telling. )
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    Seriously, the instant her hands let go, mine would have been protectively placed over myself. But yeah, wow, yuki is trying awfully hard to get over this.
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    Well, seeing how that's not Gary...
    You are absolutly right and my incompetence to remember all the characters is showing Thanks for the clarification!

    But the discussion is still open if this is bravery or an attempt to be a living winner of a Darwin Award (as HIS species might not survive, if you get my drift).

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    You are absolutly right and my incompetence to remember all the characters is showing Thanks for the clarification!

    But the discussion is still open if this is bravery or an attempt to be a living winner of a Darwin Award (as HIS species might not survive, if you get my drift).
    Well, both, really. Mostly passivity, stupidity, and how easily he's bribed with sexual favors. /don't explain the joke.
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