Werewolf IV (In Session)

[Cult_of_the_Raven]

Let me help you with that offers Raven when Ms. E starts to dig

[Madmal]

Allright, all of you, back off. I'm gonna try to find a clue...
Mal features start to look feral, and soon, a Wolverine stands in his place, sniffing around for a trail

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

"But...but...you're burying a perfectly good and entirely delicious llama? think of the starving gnomes down in...gnomelandia?..."

[Fualkner Asiniti]

WEE!!!!!

Fualkner Asiniti comes whizzing out of his bigtop, dressed in his extravagant Ringleader uniform, wearing a tophat upon his head. He flies though the air, landing in the village square.

This is a great day to be alive! The very world screams happiness to my ears. And with the opening performance of the Asiniti Bigtop in only three days, this is truly a marvelous day!

He notices the bodies. Tears well in his eyes, and small rocks around him begin to levitate. He suddenly looks more angry, and the rocks crumble to dust.

As Mayor, I will hunt down the one who did this. They will fall.

[Madmal]

the wolverine growls, showing a couple of thick fangs, and then returns to his sniffing

(Weasel) Gnomes, who cares about gnomes? now get away a little..ugh, you feet smell like puke...have you been drinking?...and this one smells like hippo...

[B-Man]

B-Man raises an eyebrow at El J.
You sir. Why do you continually want to devour the remains of LLama? He was an honourable member of our village!

[Ms_Elaneous]

"The way El J is acting," says Ms E inbetween shovel-fulls of dirt, "you'd think he was a werewolf. But then again, what werewolf would be as stupid as to reveal his preference for the meat of the deceased? Then again, then again, perhaps a really smart one would know we would think that he couldn't be a werewolf because that would be a really dumb thing for a werewolf to say which would again mean he is a werewolf." Ms E takes a breath and begins to rub her forehead. "Man, that made my head hurt."

[Madmal]

(weasel) Cheese, worms, bird...aja! seems i may be onto something here..

the wolverine scurries away inside of the mob, pushing some people aside with his massive built

[Fualkner Asiniti]

Do I hear somthing about Llama Meat? It's fairly good, you sho... Oh. That llama. No, don't eat him. He was a supporter of my election. At least he should have been. No, no llama eating in this village.

Fualkner flings out three of his hands. A quill and ink, a long roll of paper, and a desk fly into his hands. He quickly writes onto the paper.

"Laws of Town."

1. No consumption of llama meat.

[Madmal]

The wolverine growls again
(Weasel) Now that's a shocker...now, where was i?

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames watches everything going on.

[Madmal]

The Wolverine scurries back to his original position, and shapeshifts back to his human for. he immediately grabs his nose

You know...you people seriously need a bath...

[Fualkner Asiniti]

Fualkner stands next to Iames. He wispers into his ear.

Psst. Hey. You. Yeah. You. Want a Llama skewer? It's 100% not from the masked llama over there, I swear.

He looks around shiftily, then slowly opens his jacket to reveal sevreal steaming skewers of meat.

You want to know someone who needs a shower? Go sniff El Jaspero over there. His breath smells like llama meat. Which I may remind you all is illegal.

He mutters under his breath and continues to stand idle.

[Madmal]

Actually, It smelled more like rum and milk...but i suggest you to clean the hippo more often...

As in results, i'm afraid i have bad news: you people blew it. There's so much odors around that i can't find a definite trail on the blood. the crime scene is messed...

Now, if you excuse me, i'll be at my hut, finishing the work i started this dawn,...

Mal turns, and enters his hut, closing the door after him.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames looks at Faulkner. Um... I think I'll skip on that, thanks.

[Fualkner Asiniti]

Okay, you don't know what you're missing...

Fualkner takes a scroll out of his pocket, and glacning at the sence before him, he makes an annoucement.

This town shall not fall to these... beasts. Now, please excuse me, I must retire. This murdur has fatigued me, and I must retire.

He walks to his tent.

(Goodnight, you guys.)

[AmberVael]

Vael floats around incorporeally before realizing that he doesn't have powers.
Well that is most unfortunate.
He glances at the two corpses.
Speaking of unfortunate...

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames goes over to Vael. Hello, Vael. Isn't it awful?

[TheChris]

TheChris eases himself out of this rocking chair and steps down off his front porch. "Well, it would seem to me that we have a bit of a wolf infestation. Unfortunately, there really is only one way for this to go" *He takes a long draw off his cigar and exhales towards the gallows* "Unfortunately, someone has to start this dirty business...."

*TheChris points at Kyrian

"Let us hope purge these furry bastards before more women are killed"

[veecher]

what suspicions have you got against kyrian? faulkner strikes me as a poor choice to figureheard this town of ours.

Veecher points at faulkner asiniti.

[Dispozition]

((*Snicker* at TheChris))

*Dis raises his eyebrows at TheChris' choice, but doesn't say anything*

[Bookman]

((Guys.....if you aren't contributing to the searching out of wolves don't post......it's rather irritating having to read Town like posts....maybe it's just me.........but I've seen nothing really said about anything in the game except for select options......maybe it's just me. I dunno))

Well I'm thinking it was probably El J with his passion for Llama-kebabs. He thinks that we'd think it'd be ridiculous. Therefore he'd do it.

Points at El J

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

El J throws up his hands in exasperation. "I'm not talking about eating llama's dead body. That's gross."

He waves the skewers in his hand. "I'm talking about eating delicious llama kebabs for crying out loud!"

He mopes off to his house, which soon emits the sound of sad, hungry banjo music.

[veecher]

i second that. i just waided through nearly 50 posts before coming to anything pertaining to the game. i dont mind a little flavor text, but please maake sure theres a point to it.

[AmberVael]

It must have been that crazy god! He is blonde after all! And... that makes him guilty... yeah.
<.< >.>
Points at Kyrian.

[Lord Iames Osari]

((Sorry. I'm new to this game))

After much consideration of the available evidence, Iames comes to a decision. It must have been him!

points at Kyrian

[Kyrian]

Kyrian wishes TheChris knew how to keep RL vendettas out of SMBGs, but apparently that's not possible.

Hey Vael, if you haven't noticed, both you and Iames also lost your powers, as I have. Normal villager, right here. Now, our leader, who apparently hasn't mastered the art of "[size=1]" whispering, he actually seems guilty with this "100% not Llama" kebabs of his.

Kyrian points at faulkner asiniti.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Actually, I did notice. I complained about it in my first post in this thread. And I still say it's you.

[Kyrian]

And you Iames, if you'd pay attention, I told Vael to notice. Not you. Where is this evidence you have Iames?

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames points at the bodies, and then at Kyrian's blond hair. It seems perfectly reasonable to me. After all, last week you turned me into a newt!