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2013-08-17, 01:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
**PCs visiting a mind-flayer commune may not return the favor by making lewd jokes.
***Making a mind-flayer uncomfortable with ****-jokes is cause for a SAN check, not an "achievement unlocked".
****I will not gain XP for making the enemy awkwardly shuffle out of the room in response to my innuendo.
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2013-08-17, 01:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*Mind flayers are not allowed to sing about their diet.
**Even if they're wearing snazzy zoot suits.
***Especially if they're wearing snazzy zoot suits.
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2013-08-17, 02:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
* As a DM, not allowed to add these spells to the spell lists
*I may not rename "Bigby's Disrupting Hand" to "Bigby's Pimp Slapping Hand"
**I may not use Bigby's Interposing Hand to taunt large numbers of enemies
***It is apparently not called "Bigby's Bird-Flipping Hand"
****No, you cannot do that with "Bigby's Clenched Fist"...
*****I am not allowed to memorize "Bigby's" spells anymore
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2013-08-17, 09:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
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2013-08-17, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
Originally Posted by Manly Man
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2013-08-17, 09:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*my female ash-skinned teifling sorcerer cannot have a blue cloak
**Or take the demonspawn theme, have anger issues and have her dad being Asmodeus
***nor be very gloomy and dislike the wild shape druid.
Oh thanks!
I knew it began with S, but I didn't want to give the wrong name because I apparently care about what the Internet thinks about me...
I kid. I know you guys aren't the stereotypical YouTube commenters... Right?Last edited by Arkhosia; 2013-08-17 at 10:36 PM.
"Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not, we never are. But that's not the right question. The question is: are we living a life that is worth the harm?"
~Welcome to Night Vale
Spoiler: Quotes from Friends <3Originally Posted by SliiArhemOriginally Posted by Billtodamax
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2013-08-17, 11:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
No, we aren't. Generally, at least.
Funny thing is, I only know about SHODAN because I read a novelization of the game she came from. Shamus Young is super-great.Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2013-08-18, 02:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2013-08-18, 03:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*I cannot have an alter ego used exclusively to screw the party over in an attempt to help it (without not expecting to be undiscovered by the party).
**said alter ego cannot wear a powered suit
***and then fight a mad scientist.
****I am not to get disappointed if said suit is stolen and the wearer becomes a rival.
That guy was awesome.
Now, for something completely different:
*my battle cry is not "For Pony"
**i may not eat babies
***nor repurpose my enemy's corpses.
**** Liver hats are right out, as well as bear arms
*****i do not possess the "fork of truth"."Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not, we never are. But that's not the right question. The question is: are we living a life that is worth the harm?"
~Welcome to Night Vale
Spoiler: Quotes from Friends <3Originally Posted by SliiArhemOriginally Posted by Billtodamax
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2013-08-18, 10:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
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2013-08-18, 06:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*The imune system is not a natural weapon.
** It's not any kind of weapon.
*Just because poison is somehow an energy type dosn't mean protection from energy will help against the spider venom.
*Theoreticly yes, Negate Scent would brake up the swarm. In practice I can't make that kind of knowladge nature check at 5th level.
*causing psycologicle damage to other party members is expected, causing it to other players is not.Last edited by kopout; 2013-08-18 at 06:54 PM.
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2013-08-18, 07:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
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- Middle of nowhere USA.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
* The Far Realm is not our next campaign setting.
** No matter how many Lovecraftian horror stories I've read lately.
*** And no it doesn't matter that I think I can DM a four-dimensional maze.
**** No, a five-dimensional maze wouldn't 'make the idea more appealing'.
***** No number of extra dimensions will make the Far Realm Campaign setting either playable or desirable.
* No longer allowed to read Lovecraftian horror stories the week before it's my turn to DM.
** No extra dimensional mathematics essays either.
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2013-08-18, 07:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
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2013-08-18, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010
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- CA
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*I am no longer allowed to play any class with animate dead
**I am no longer allowed to play a any class with rebuke undead
***I am no longer allowed to play any character than can cast a necromancy spell
****I am no longer allowed to duplicate any necromancy spell with a magic item
A joke ban from my DM after a particular annoying character of mine finally died XDAwesome Avatar by Derjuin
My Homebrew: Here
The Necromantic Codex: A collection of necromancy classes, items and monsters.
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2013-08-19, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*I am not allowed to be an Alchemist named Dr. Phibes.
**Nor am I allowed to be a Witch named Mr. Crowley.
***A Bard named Dr. Love is right out.
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2013-08-19, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Australia
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
PF
*I am allowed to use a cauldren of the dead.
**I may take leadership with the limitation of having no cohort as a charisma based class.
***The False Focus feat shouldn't be to unbalancing.
**** Scrap all that that, you shouldn't be able to make armies of 4hd or less undead for two feats and and 30100gp and a local graveyard or a afternoons xp gathering.
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2013-08-19, 07:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
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- Middle of nowhere USA.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
* Harvest Moon is not an "adventure" game and so is inappropriate for our next campaign.
** No, Rune Factory isn't either.
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2013-08-19, 08:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
It all depends on your group, of course. RF could work great for a less serious story/group.
Accordingly:
*The DM should be careful not to make too many references to content players do not know.
**Even more when the players are aware of said content, but disinterested.
***The players are responsible for the same.
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2013-08-20, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*Destroying the necromancer's cauldron of the dead does not require the willing sacrifice of a party member.
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2013-08-20, 08:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
Not allowed to mix lugnuts and M&Ms in my coworker's snack bag (This actually happened too).
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2013-08-20, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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2013-08-20, 12:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
* My Teifling may not be a devilslayer
**The wizard may not use fire spells to fly
***My dragonborn paladin of Balamut may not become a metallic dragon slayer"Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not, we never are. But that's not the right question. The question is: are we living a life that is worth the harm?"
~Welcome to Night Vale
Spoiler: Quotes from Friends <3Originally Posted by SliiArhemOriginally Posted by Billtodamax
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2013-08-21, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
* Game master is no longer allowed to help player build character with use of gintitp handbooks. Especially if it's barbarian handbook and he wants a tank.
* If party member is afraid of little girls, no longer allowed to walk out of the room, transform into a little girl and burst through the wall to scare him.
* If player has to leave early and asks to NPC his character, do not text him when his character is about to be killed by giant scorpion.
** or when you're throwing granades at his character
** or when you're setting his character on fire.Last edited by Man on Fire; 2013-08-21 at 01:49 PM.
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2013-08-21, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*Not allowed to herd rust monsters.
**Or folugrubs.
***Crossbreeding them is right out.
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2013-08-21, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
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- Middle of nowhere USA.
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2013-08-21, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*If I play a ex-paladin of Lolth, I will not be angry with DM for Lolth's clergy turning me into a drider.
**nor if attacked by Yochols."Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not, we never are. But that's not the right question. The question is: are we living a life that is worth the harm?"
~Welcome to Night Vale
Spoiler: Quotes from Friends <3Originally Posted by SliiArhemOriginally Posted by Billtodamax
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2013-08-21, 08:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
*I may not give up my life of adventure to become a carpenter.
*I may not Create an entire campaign around a single pun.
*I cannot justify my actions using Tywin Lannister as an example
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2013-08-21, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2013-08-21, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: Pun & Pun, Rules-Attorneys at Law
"Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not, we never are. But that's not the right question. The question is: are we living a life that is worth the harm?"
~Welcome to Night Vale
Spoiler: Quotes from Friends <3Originally Posted by SliiArhemOriginally Posted by Billtodamax
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2013-08-21, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2010