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    Quote Originally Posted by Haluesen View Post
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    Woohoo! The new thread has begun!

    Edit: Previous thread shenanigans...

    Quote Originally Posted by Haluesen View Post
    Awe! Such wonderful silliness.
    Also please ignore my 2nd edit to my above post. I forgot when reading through to catch up that you mentioned him more. Still sorta waking up.
    Yes, he is one wonderful thing. Impossible at times, but when something like this comes up you just have to forget his cranky bits of the day.

    'Sokay. Now we have cookies in the thread, all is fine!

    Quote Originally Posted by Amidus Drexel View Post
    *asplodes*

    Nay, this I will not allow! *stands up* No braiding.

    Mayhaps I'm just using the wrong name... Also: thank goodness.

    Heheheheheh
    Yay, now we can make some Amistew to go with the Amicake!

    Hey! Hey! I'm in the midway of doing it. You totally ruined it. Hmph. And it'll be hard to open from there as your hair is so tangled up. You know, you might want me to brush it or something.

    Well, you may as well be aware of one's true name, but you do not know the nickname that is used in the family. So, sorry, still not good enough. A good attempt, though. not cute enough YET. Heh.

    Indeed. My jaws are hurting from laughing. His face, priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    Oh Cuthalion, I just love your avatar.
    So, do I, so do I. I wish budgies were larger, though. I would have changed it by now were it not for the count to 50 thread, which needs me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drakeburn View Post
    I know I've cooked for myself and the rest of my family. I've heated up Clam Chowder, cooked Kraft Mac and Cheese (it took a few times to get it right. At one point I accidentally made Mush and Cheese ). And I actually heated up some Calzones with the oven. It was my first time working with the oven, and yet the Calzones came out perfectly. So I know how to use the stove, oven, and the microwave (but then again just about anybody can operate a microwave )
    You know, making calzones isn't all that hard. You make a small pizza and fold it in half.
    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    When people say "Kraft dinner," they mean "prepackaged macaroni and cheese." There are very simple instructions on the box.
    The one time I tried to make prepackaged mac'n'cheese (primitive for your family) I added the cheese at the wrong time, I think? It ended up really weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    Woohoo! The new thread has begun!
    Yes indeed! Let there be much fun and joy and talkativeness!
    Also though I said it earlier I want to mention again, happy birthday!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cuthalion View Post
    You know, making calzones isn't all that hard. You make a small pizza and fold it in half.

    The one time I tried to make prepackaged mac'n'cheese (primitive for your family) I added the cheese at the wrong time, I think? It ended up really weird.
    Mmm now I want pizza. Probably will for lunch. Also I am sorry for your cheese mishap. I guess these things happen. My sister and I once blew up a casserole dish trying to make brownies. That was the only real food mishap I can think of here.
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    *Gavottes, Boogies, etc.*

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    Gotta love that new thread smell.

    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    Yay, now we can make some Amistew to go with the Amicake!

    Hey! Hey! I'm in the midway of doing it. You totally ruined it. Hmph. And it'll be hard to open from there as your hair is so tangled up. You know, you might want me to brush it or something.

    Well, you may as well be aware of one's true name, but you do not know the nickname that is used in the family. So, sorry, still not good enough. A good attempt, though. not cute enough YET. Heh.
    Naaaaaay, do not do that....

    I hope you know that IRL I would've gotten up long before you were halfway through. No one has successfully stealth-braided my hair yet, and I intend to keep it so.

    I could always guess. Nooooo! I thought I was safe!

    Quote Originally Posted by Haluesen View Post
    Mmm now I want pizza. Probably will for lunch. Also I am sorry for your cheese mishap. I guess these things happen. My sister and I once blew up a casserole dish trying to make brownies. That was the only real food mishap I can think of here.
    Ah, yes, lunch; I should probably attend to that properly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amidus Drexel View Post
    Naaaaaay, do not do that....

    I hope you know that IRL I would've gotten up long before you were halfway through. No one has successfully stealth-braided my hair yet, and I intend to keep it so.

    I could always guess. Nooooo! I thought I was safe!

    Ah, yes, lunch; I should probably attend to that properly...
    Psht, yeah right. I bet your brain and bones would make an excellent broth.

    Ah, yes, that's the real life, but we're on the forum realm now, wee thing.

    Pfft. You'll never guess right. When are you safe, laddie? *takes out pen*

    You ought to have something better than just stuff.
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    Default Re: House of Much Random Banter and Haluesen's Various Wondrous Cookies #197

    Happy birthday new thread!

    Also, regarding Les Mis.

    Javert's death is tragic, and I don't think it was the only way out for him, but it is so appropriate with his characterization that I love it. Unless I understood it wrong, he just walked out into the ocean and never came back once he came under. A man weighted down by his guilt so much that not even the sea will spit him back up.
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    Yes Amidus you must eat. It's good for you. Before Finn ends up making cake out of you.

    And I did promise 75% more cookies, so here everyone! (I still need to make more types.)

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    How can you turn on the oven in this heat? Are you making solar oven cookies? I would like to try that again once I figure out the wasp problem. For now anything set up outside which is wet attracts wasps. Watering the zinnias is frightening. They try to land on the stream of water as it is poured.

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    Hooray for the new thread!

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    No! My sandwich! Don't kick it.

    I don't care. It tasted terrible.
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    For cookies, even the terrible heat is worth it.

    Ooh a sandwich? I'm getting hungry already, maybe I will make something small for lunch.
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    Yes Amidus you must eat. It's good for you. Before Finn ends up making cake out of you.

    And I did promise 75% more cookies, so here everyone! (I still need to make more types.)
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    Gotta love Rule 9 of Random Banter - I just read through them and... wow. That one's been dropped for a while, hasn't it?
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    There are anomalies in the title? Whatever could you possibly mean?

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    I have a strange craving for meatloaf.

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    Sure, sure.

    Yeah, but I could try. When I'm offline, it would seem.

    Hey, stuff is very good!
    Of course, I would win you IRL anyways.

    If you wish to try your luck, please send your attempts to: MY PM BOX. Honestly though. It's impossible to find out, especially for someone who doesn't get Finnish language and Finnish names.
    Well, while you're offline, let me scribble these beautiful blue squiggly lines on your face! *scribble*

    Depends on the stuff, really. And somehow I'm not trusting your stuff to be wonderfully wonderful if you're making it.

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    We can make Amiloaf! *collects his asploded bits and starts mincing*

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    I could have sworn I'd made an RB thread before... Guess not. But oh the nostalgia going through those thread titles!

    Ahhh, I remember how the forum shipping originated here.
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    I could have sworn I'd made an RB thread before... Guess not. But oh the nostalgia going through those thread titles!

    Ahhh, I remember how the forum shipping originated here.
    ...And went well past the line, leading to its ban.
    I tried to poke you to make this one, but you're so phlegmatic when it comes to responding at times...

    I've only heard rumours of this time. I'd rather not know more of that time. *narrows eyes*
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    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    Of course, I would win you IRL anyways.

    If you wish to try your luck, please send your attempts to: MY PM BOX. Honestly though. It's impossible to find out, especially for someone who doesn't get Finnish language and Finnish names.
    Well, while you're offline, let me scribble these beautiful blue squiggly lines on your face! *scribble*

    Depends on the stuff, really. And somehow I'm not trusting your stuff to be wonderfully wonderful if you're making it.

    We can make Amiloaf! *collects his asploded bits and starts mincing*
    I think you mean you'd beat me IRL. Unless you're considering me a prize, as one would a stuffed animal at a carnival...

    Heheheh, perhaps. I'll make mention of what popped into my head, although I'm sure that it's wrong.

    I'm an excellent chef! (If you want something grilled, or pan-fried. Baking's a bit iffy). I just don't really like to cook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amidus Drexel View Post
    I think you mean you'd beat me IRL. Unless you're considering me a prize, as one would a stuffed animal at a carnival...

    Heheheh, perhaps. I'll make mention of what popped into my head, although I'm sure that it's wrong.

    I'm an excellent chef! (If you want something grilled, or pan-fried. Baking's a bit iffy). I just don't really like to cook.

    Noooooooo
    ... See, I always make this mistake. Yes. Beat you. Although, I have to say, Amiplushie would be quite adorable. It'd have different coloured buttons in the back, and they'd speak according to the personality that corresponds with the colour. Ahh, an excellent product idea!

    I am rather certain it's wrong.

    Pfft. Spend more time on your cooking! And stop eating those carrots that have gone bad. And crisps.

    Yeeeeeeeessss *happy mincing*
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