House of Much Random Banter and Haluesen's Various Wondrous Cookies #197

[randman22222]

*imagines you shaking a cane* "Oh, back in the day when everything was better..."

I now feel the need for a new avatar. Like private eye film/noir guy left behind by time.

[Haluesen]

I get shipped the most of, like everyone. They've started pairing me with people they've never met, who don't go on the forum.

I get shipped with Teddy, LaLa, Blue, Hatter (although that's mainly just form him being an idiot), and I think even Mutant at one point. That's not counting the two or three boys I've mentioned who don't reside here who I've also been shipped with.

The trick is just to stab anyone who brings it up so they don't start shipping you again.

Which reminds me, randman, come here...

Yeowch, that must have not been fun. It's a fair policy to go with the stabbings, I guess. I never saw, so I don't think I could really get it. But I'm kinda glad I wasn't here then.

Tsk tsk, it's our corner now! Remember, sharing is caring.

... So it is. I didn't think with melody plus it's nearly 1am. Don't expect anything great from me, eejit. *goes cry in corner* I never do anything right...

Yes exactly! Sharing is good, all must share!

Aw...don't cry...crying in the corner is bad...

[FinnLassie]

I now feel the need for a new avatar. Like private eye film/noir guy left behind by time.

Time for you to request an avatar, then.

Yes exactly! Sharing is good, all must share!

Aw...don't cry...crying in the corner is bad...

Amidus! Amidus! *drags Haluesen from his collar* Amidus look, we have a visitor!

I do what I want in this corner!

[Cuthalion]

Ok. We need to make an Amidus recipe book.

What do you think of the proposed cover?

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[MoonCat]

Yeowch, that must have not been fun. It's a fair policy to go with the stabbings, I guess. I never saw, so I don't think I could really get it. But I'm kinda glad I wasn't here then.

What? This isn't old times. This is, like, last week. And I'm not describing it in a traumatized sort of way. It's all in good fun.

[Amidus Drexel]

...And this is a representation of what's in the pie.

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That pie appears to be pretty sarcastic. (not to mention the amount of pure malice you've put in there ).

Tsk tsk, it's our corner now! Remember, sharing is caring.

*shoves popcorn bag over your head* HRPMH.

... So it is. I didn't think with melody plus it's nearly 1am. Don't expect anything great from me, eejit. *goes cry in corner* I never do anything right...

I'll have to go and see if my godfather has any (probably does) before I go back to Scotland.

Somehow, I've got to get through that this is still my corner. We'll learn you yet.



Sure, sure. Don't cry! :smallertongue: You're drowning out my jazz!

Good. (although you should be able to find some in Scotland. At least some Peri-peri sauce)

Ok. We need to make an Amidus recipe book.

I'm keeping this one.

Amidus! Amidus! *drags Haluesen from his collar* Amidus look, we have a visitor!

I do what I want in this corner!

*pauses music* Hello. *resumes music*

*sigh* How true.

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*snicker*

[Haluesen]

Amidus! Amidus! *drags Haluesen from his collar* Amidus look, we have a visitor!

I do what I want in this corner!

Oh what have I gotten myself into... *is dragged*

What? This isn't old times. This is, like, last week. And I'm not describing it in a traumatized sort of way. It's all in good fun.

Oh well okay, sorry. You know, hard to register meaning sometimes with just text. As long as you aren't actually angry about it then good. Unless you mean the stabbing is all in good fun? That's okay too. And really so recent? Dang, I am not very savvy to happenings.

That pie appears to be pretty sarcastic. (not to mention the amount of pure malice you've put in there ).



Somehow, I've got to get through that this is still my corner. We'll learn you yet.

*pauses music* Hello. *resumes music*

*sigh* How true.



*snicker*

Something tells me it won't get through easily. Oh, also hello. Apparently I get to be a visitor.

That is quite an interesting pie, yes. ^^

[Coidzor]

I was thinking about using bear meat, but then I'd feel bad because I'd feel like I was eating Teddy, so I'll probably put a bit of moose in there.

Gahahah, go ahead. Your hair might be a bit too short though, it's possible it'll look ridiculous... I mean, even on women short French braids look silly, IMHO. Well, I suppose it depends on the thickness of the hair as well!

Well, it's not like he has a choice of food or anything, he eats what's given to him. His favourites are broccoli, egg and spaghetti though. And yoghurt!

Yeah, and when this sort of stuff is said, I personally find it offensive towards me when I'm included in those discussions. I don't find it playful jester at all, "shipping".

Hmm, I don't think I'd mind, but good bear meat is probably too sweet for Amidus by my recollection.

Well, you'd have a better idea about that than I.

I'm sure if he had similar feelings as myself you'd know from the consistent retching. Yog hurts are always good, though.

<_< >_>

[Teddy]

Whaaaaat? But the mods banned it aaages ago, when some shippers went too far onto the adult side...

As Coid said, that was actually the Crack Pairing thread over at the OotS discussion, which tipped the scale with something rather incestuous I read half of but got fed up with (I'm not sure why I read it to start with, I only know that I read the last crack pairing ever posted on these boards...), but what made the mods wary to start with were when the image threads for fine renditions of males and females in a classical roleplaying setting devolved into pure pornography threads.

Also, shipping nowaday mostly consists of saying "shipshipship", not actual descriptive shipping like in the old days, although there was a semi-recent (halfway between the ban and now) event when RB strayed too far into the descriptive end and was locked for quite some time while the mods looked it through (they provided a backup thread, though)...

*Amipie? Yes, yes you are*

Whee, more silly images! It's so fun to see other's mental pictures, not just hear of them.

Also, Hugcake totally wants to become friends with Amipie, and will be so sad to see Amipie become the main course...

[Taet]

So. It was not enough to talk about Sweeney Todd for pages. Now we have gone and made poor Amidus into a pie. And maybe some horse meat in there too. Windstriker?

Thank you for asking, Haluesen, and thank you for the simple answer, Coidzor. From the way it was used I thought ship was short for "put two people in a ship and shipwreck them on a desert island and see what happens". That still works doesn't it?

A Drexel cookbook would be full of Philadelphia recipes.

[Coidzor]

Oh so that kind of shipping. Yeah I could imagine that would be odd to be subject to. Okay if someone agreed to allow that kind of speculation in the name of fun, but otherwise it sounds like it would be awkward or off-putting. If I were ever subjected to such a thing at best I would be blushing brightly in embarrassment, and at worse I would feel horribly offended. But that's just me. Only slightly more confident online than offline.

Usually it's fairly organic or in response to baiting or actions that are so close to baiting that everyone is made uncomfortable by the fact that they're unintentionally ship-baiting and so inform them of how things look.

Usually.

Indeed. I suspect that it is because a relationship with a nine-tailed canine that bestows curses on people that merely touch it's tail would be highly unstable.

This reminds me: long ago, before I knew what matchmaking was, I assumed "shipping" was an action in which someone ships or mails something to someone else. I was very confused!

Isn't it common in Japanese Folklore, actually? Sort of like Northern Europeans and Selkie wives....

Matchmaking is completely different.

I'm going to mock you when you get all but one of those silly rings, and you'll have to settle for a prize from the bottom shelf.

And Sheepzor, obviously.

Oh, you. You know our love was never meant to be. *winsome look out over the Scottish moor*

Shh! No one must ever know of our love! err- ah- I mean, gonna be a bad bromance.

Good lad.

Okay, care to tell me the differences in Directory 2 and 3? Or, perhaps, the updated MoonCat status?

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"Good Day Citizen, remember, The Coidzor is Your Friend."

I get shipped the most of, like everyone. They've started pairing me with people they've never met, who don't go on the forum.

I get shipped with Teddy, LaLa, Blue, Hatter (although that's mainly just form him being an idiot), and I think even Mutant at one point. That's not counting the two or three boys I've mentioned who don't reside here who I've also been shipped with.

The trick is just to stab anyone who brings it up so they don't start shipping you again.

No comment.

Sometimes. Sometimes we just joke about Lala having an unrequited, forbidden love for you.

Aww, I never get stabbed by Moony. Though I guess I can take consolation in the fact that I now have a blister in the shape of the moon.

That pie appears to be pretty sarcastic. (not to mention the amount of pure malice you've put in there ).

Sounds about right, really. XD

[Amidus Drexel]

Also, Hugcake totally wants to become friends with Amipie, and will be so sad to see Amipie become the main course...

So. It was not enough to talk about Sweeney Todd for pages. Now we have gone and made poor Amidus into a pie. And maybe some horse meat in there too. Windstriker?

A Drexel cookbook would be full of Philadelphia recipes.

Heheheheh... If we want to make things even odder, I could bring some things up....

Heh, perhaps.

Oh, you. You know our love was never meant to be. *winsome look out over the Scottish moor*

Shh! No one must ever know of our love! err- ah- I mean, gonna be a bad bromance.

Sounds about right, really. XD

You're just mad because you blew all your money on the game and only got that weird-looking elephant.



Well, he made a good choice not putting any sanity into it.

[MoonCat]

Oh well okay, sorry. You know, hard to register meaning sometimes with just text. As long as you aren't actually angry about it then good. Unless you mean the stabbing is all in good fun? That's okay too. And really so recent? Dang, I am not very savvy to happenings.

Oh, no worries. And hey, this is the person who has fingers in her closet. All stabbing is friendly.

So. It was not enough to talk about Sweeney Todd for pages. Now we have gone and made poor Amidus into a pie. And maybe some horse meat in there too. Windstriker?

Kindey of a horse, liver of a cat, filling up the sausages with this and that...

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No comment.

Sometimes. Sometimes we just joke about Lala having an unrequited, forbidden love for you.

Aww, I never get stabbed by Moony. Though I guess I can take consolation in the fact that I now have a blister in the shape of the moon.

GODDAMMIT COIDZOR TELL ME YOUR SECRETS OR I WILL TAUNT YOU.

LaLa's love isn't forbidden! It's just ignored/stamped into a gutter repeatedly.

<STABS> STOP LINKING TO ALL THESE DAMN VIDEOS YOU RAPSCALLION.

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I FIGURED IT OUT

I AM PART SHARK

AND THAT IS WHY MY HAIR HAS A DORSAL FIN

[Taet]

Oh, you. You know our love was never meant to be. *winsome look out over the Scottish moor*

Shh! No one must ever know of our love! err- ah- I mean, gonna be a bad bromance.

The Moors, desolate refuge of the broken-hearted?

Heheheheh... If we want to make things even odder, I could bring some things up....

Oh. Oh no. Your avatar is also a horse. Oh no. That pie!

[Haluesen]

Oh, no worries. And hey, this is the person who has fingers in her closet. All stabbing is friendly.

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I FIGURED IT OUT

I AM PART SHARK

AND THAT IS WHY MY HAIR HAS A DORSAL FIN

Alright then very good. Stabbing isn't so great when it isn't friendly.

Oh my gosh, you have officially made me laugh myself into a coughing fit!

(Side note, thank you for the explanations people on forum shipping, now to avoid it completely. )

[MoonCat]

Alright then very good. Stabbing isn't so great when it isn't friendly.

Oh my gosh, you have officially made me laugh myself into a coughing fit!

(Side note, thank you for the explanations people on forum shipping, now to avoid it completely. )

Friendly stab, they call it. A precursor to friendly fire.

I FIND YOUR ATTITUDE TO SHARKCAT INSUFFICIENTLY WORSHIPFUL. <EATS>

This attitude towards shipping reminds me of someone. Everyone! We now ship TaiLuesen!

[Amidus Drexel]

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I FIGURED IT OUT

I AM PART SHARK

AND THAT IS WHY MY HAIR HAS A DORSAL FIN

That explains a lot, actually.

Oh. Oh no. Your avatar is also a horse. Oh no. That pie!

(Side note, thank you for the explanations people on forum shipping, now to avoid it completely. )

Impossible. You're safer not bringing it up.

Friendly stab, they call it. A precursor to friendly fire.

This attitude towards shipping reminds me of someone. Everyone! We now ship TaiLuesen!

Stabbing is intentional, though. Friendly fire is an accident; if not, then we call it "backstabbing".

Heh

[Cuthalion]

Well, he made a good choice not putting any sanity into it.

Ah you saw that? Good.

[Haluesen]

Friendly stab, they call it. A precursor to friendly fire.

I FIND YOUR ATTITUDE TO SHARKCAT INSUFFICIENTLY WORSHIPFUL. <EATS>

This attitude towards shipping reminds me of someone. Everyone! We now ship TaiLuesen!

Friendly stab, I am keeping that.

Gah! How does one be more worshipful than being in awe? TO THE GLORY OF SHARKCAT! I SHALL BUILD A TEMPLE!

I don't think I want that... I am not good for shipping.

Impossible. You're safer not bringing it up.


Stabbing is intentional, though. Friendly fire is an accident; if not, then we call it "backstabbing".

Heh

I think it is a bit late for that now.

What happens when it is not in the back but instead in the foot?

Glad to be a part of these antics...well to a degree I suppose.

[MoonCat]

That explains a lot, actually.

Stabbing is intentional, though. Friendly fire is an accident; if not, then we call it "backstabbing".

Heh

CHOMP

You are using incorrect definitions, obviously.

This is a thing now!

Friendly stab, I am keeping that.

Gah! How does one be more worshipful than being in awe? TO THE GLORY OF SHARKCAT! I SHALL BUILD A TEMPLE!

I don't think I want that... I am not good for shipping.

Is this a dagger I see before me?

MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT BUILD A TEMPLE IN HONOR OF MOONSHARK, MY GREATEST ENEMY.

Too late! You're shipped.

[Amidus Drexel]

Ah you saw that? Good.

Even though I've got Wis 6 and the inattentive flaw, I still roll well ever once in a while.

I don't think I want that... I am not good for shipping.

I think it is a bit late for that now.

What happens when it is not in the back but instead in the foot?

Glad to be a part of these antics...well to a degree I suppose.

Difficult to pack into crates, but that can be worked around.

*shrug* C'est la vie.

Footstabbing? Hrm...

It happens every once in a while.

CHOMP

This is a thing now!

Too late! You're shipped.

Heh



*applies stamp*

[Taet]

Difficult to pack into crates, but that can be worked around.

*applies stamp*

Congratulations, Haluesen. You are now Approved by the Postmaster-General.

That reminds me that I need to get another ink pad for my APPROVED stamp. I have more resumes to send out and the people who open them are probably bored and need a smile.

[Haluesen]

Okay so I am apparently now stamped and shipped. Where am I going? And could anyone possibly save me please? Oh the things I get myself into...

I think just the one temple to CATSHARK will do.

[Taet]

Okay so I am apparently now stamped and shipped. Where am I going? And could anyone possibly save me please? Oh the things I get myself into...

According to random.org you are now being shipped to zip code 40234. Which does not exist. Let me try again.
Zip code 79188 does not exist in the United States. It could get you sent to a town in Germany very close to the Swiss border. How good is your German?

[MoonCat]

Okay so I am apparently now stamped and shipped. Where am I going? And could anyone possibly save me please? Oh the things I get myself into...

I think just the one temple to CATSHARK will do.

WHO THE HELL IS CATSHARK?

AND KEEP BOWING. YOU SHOULD BOW SOME MORE. BUT NOT, LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE BUILDING THE TEMPLE. THAT WOULD BE BAD FOR YOUR BACK.

[Coidzor]

Oh, no worries. And hey, this is the person who has fingers in her closet. All stabbing is friendly.

GODDAMMIT COIDZOR TELL ME YOUR SECRETS OR I WILL TAUNT YOU.

LaLa's love isn't forbidden! It's just ignored/stamped into a gutter repeatedly.

<STABS> STOP LINKING TO ALL THESE DAMN VIDEOS YOU RAPSCALLION.

Awwwww~

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Moony! You know that you're not supposed to go around breaking young girls' hearts!

GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, LI'L MISSY! *POURS HOT TOMATO SAUCE UPON*

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I FIGURED IT OUT

I AM PART SHARK

AND THAT IS WHY MY HAIR HAS A DORSAL FIN

So is that why you just keep swimming, not matter what?

You're just mad because you blew all your money on the game and only got that weird-looking elephant.



Well, he made a good choice not putting any sanity into it.

You leave Mr. Snufflepuff out of this!

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No Sanity. To. Put. Ate it all. *burp* U-mami. Don't worry, sanity grows back. No it doezn't.

Friendly stab, they call it. A precursor to friendly fire.

This attitude towards shipping reminds me of someone. Everyone! We now ship TaiLuesen!

Well, you know what they say, "Familiarity leads to contempt. Also, Children." /Krieger

She's done it! She's really done it! T_T *Tears of Manly Pride*

WHO THE HELL IS CATSHARK?

AND KEEP BOWING. YOU SHOULD BOW SOME MORE. BUT NOT, LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE BUILDING THE TEMPLE. THAT WOULD BE BAD FOR YOUR BACK.

I don't know, but I wanna find out now.

*sheds a single tear* They grow up so fast, don't they, dear?

[MoonCat]

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Remember, Friend Coidzor is your Friend. Friend. Freund. Freud. Freud. Freud.

Moony! You know that you're not supposed to go around breaking young girls' hearts!

GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, LI'L MISSY! *POURS HOT TOMATO SAUCE UPON*

So is that why you just keep swimming, not matter what?

Well, you know what they say, "Familiarity leads to contempt. Also, Children." /Krieger

She's done it! She's really done it! T_T *Tears of Manly Pride*

I don't know, but I wanna find out now.

*sheds a single tear* They grow up so fast, don't they, dear?

Coidzor, you are a ninny.

She's older than me by more than half a decade!

Twitface!

Swimming. Swimming. What?

Which is why I have such excellent people skills and yet never keep into a friendship for long. Also because I keep stabbing them.

You...! Be quiet. <mutters>

RAWRCHOMP

Who are you talking to?

[Haluesen]

CATSHARK is what happens when I am very tired and have stared at the computer screen for too long and so start gniyas sgniht sdrawkcab.

I'd take a nap but it is already 5 over here. I'd sleep too long and then I would have to go to bed. Might give my eyes a little break though.

[TaiLiu]

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I like it!

Isn't it common in Japanese Folklore, actually? Sort of like Northern Europeans and Selkie wives....

What, fox spirits? I suppose, but Ninetale's fluff is a bit different than kitsune canon.

Matchmaking is completely different.

Oh? Are they not synonyms?

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I FIGURED IT OUT

I AM PART SHARK

AND THAT IS WHY MY HAIR HAS A DORSAL FIN

Oh, my! One wonders how your family tree looks like...

This attitude towards shipping reminds me of someone. Everyone! We now ship TaiLuesen!

Comrade MoonCat, you have doomed comrade Haluesen!

Okay so I am apparently now stamped and shipped. Where am I going? And could anyone possibly save me please? Oh the things I get myself into...

It is too late! You are now cursed with four different diseases!

[Mynxae]

Damnit people, I go to sleep and there's a new thread with 3 pages already!

From last thread:

From an environmental and large-scale societal perspective: Don't. Never take antibiotics unless prescribed such, and if you ever start an antibiotics treatment, you must fulfill it. Multidrug-resistant bacteria is a large enough problem as it is, and the main cause is by far the rampant overuse of antibiotics.

He went to the doctors yesterday afternoon to get them. I find it funny that he's complaining more even though he can still eat and drink, which I couldn't for the day of and day before going into hospital.