How to make thog REALLY rage.

[Professor Tanhauser]

Someone needs to tell thog that Xykon was mean to a puppy, that ought to kake him rage so severely he'd grind that skeletor clone to dust in 2 rounds...

Anyone else want to try guessing ways to make thog rage?

[Fo Shizzle]

Give him Icecream, with no sprinkles.
Make him watch you eat Icecream.
Make a plan without Rocket Skates.

[The honest illusionist]

Two words: Celine Dion.

That would make anyone rage, regardless of class.

[tmunter]

Heres the best of two worlds, although it might be gruesome, buy some sugary ice cream, melt it, put it in a bowl, fill the bowl up to the brim with sugar, finally, make Thog eat this, then make Nale throw a puppy of a cliff. Volia, there is your raging Thog!

[tmunter]

Someone needs to tell thog that Xykon was mean to a puppy, that ought to kake him rage so severely he'd grind that skeletor clone to dust in 2 rounds...

Anyone else want to try guessing ways to make thog rage?

Good one, but there is one flaw...

has regeneration...

[TigerHunter]

Tell him Redcloak did it. Bye-bye Holy Symbol.

[mikeejimbo]

I dunno, Thog isn't exactly nice to puppies either.

[Professor Tanhauser]

Two words: Celine Dion.

That would make anyone rage, regardless of class.

Yeah, but making one of your team go into SUICIDAL rage usually doesn't help....

[onikun86]

I dunno, Thog isn't exactly nice to puppies either.

"nale say thog not take "ree-spon-sa-bility" for puppy. but thog would be good puppy daddy."

Ideas:
1 Tell Thog you are holding the last can of sprinkles in the world. Then eat it.
2 Kick a puppy. (I can't believe I'm good-aligned and suggesting that... sorry puppy)
3 Tell him Xykon punched a clown.
4 Tell him no more ice cream until he does a math problem. (Go go 3 int!)

I dunno. I can't think of anything good.

edit: Tell him, as a medieval setting, rocket skates don't actually exist! And it's all the DM's fault! (And then the DM punched a clown! =D )

[tmunter]

"nale say thog not take "ree-spon-sa-bility" for puppy. but thog would be good puppy daddy."

Ideas:
1 Tell Thog you are holding the last can of sprinkles in the world. Then eat it.
2 Kick a puppy. (I can't believe I'm good-aligned and suggesting that... sorry puppy)
3 Tell him Xykon punched a clown.
4 Tell him no more ice cream until he does a math problem. (Go go 3 int!)

I dunno. I can't think of anything good.

edit: Tell him, as a medieval setting, rocket skates don't actually exist! And it's all the DM's fault! (And then the DM punched a clown! =D )

WHOA!! Amazing, that could make any clown/puppy loving, sprinkle eating, ice cream gulping, math hating, clueless, half orc go nuts!

thog wonders how thog will cope with life outside jail house walls. Prison changed thog.
We were only in there for 40 minutes.
Prison changed thog quickly.

[Amon Star]

Tell him that a puppy kicking, clown puncher has just killed and is on a quest to rid the world of fudge ripples and sprinkles.

edit: Tell him, as a medieval setting, rocket skates don't actually exist! And it's all the DM's fault! (And then the DM punched a clown! =D )

LOL!

[Donraj]

Good one, but there is one flaw...

has regeneration...

Respawning from a phylactery isn't the same as having Regeneration. Plus being undead Xykon is incapable of possessing it.

[Jarelk]

Let someone beat Nale to death with a puppy, whilst eating the last ice cream sprinkled with the last sprinkles on all planes, whilst punching a clown in the face and singing the Celine Dion Soundtrack.

Ouch.

[Querzis]

Let someone beat Nale to death with a puppy, whilst eating the last ice cream sprinkled with the last sprinkles on all planes, whilst punching a clown in the face and singing the Celine Dion Soundtrack.

Ouch.

Thats cruel. He is gonna rage for the rest of is life if you do this.

[Blood]

Kill puppies in front of Thog.

Attack Nale in front of Thog.

Eat ice cream with sprinkles in front of Thog.

I'm sure there's more too.

[krossbow]

I'd love for Nale to have a plot like that. After being horribly owned by Xyclon in a battle over a gate (like what is about to happen at Azure city possibly) have him monolouge about revealing his secret weapon, and then pulling a puppy out of a sack and scooting it at Xyclon. Xyclon kills it.

Cue huge rumbling noise and thog leaping at Xyclon in a rage while Nale Smiled and whistles as he walks away.
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[Quantum Toast]

I'd love for Nale to have a plot like that. After being horribly owned by Xyclon in a battle over a gate (like what is about to happen at Azure city possibly) have him monolouge about revealing his secret weapon, and then pulling a puppy out of a sack and scooting it at Xyclon. Xyclon kills it.

Cue huge rumbling noise and thog leaping at Xyclon in a rage while Nale Smiled and whistles as he walks away.

The only way I can see that plan failing is if is a puppy...

[Ayya the Fearsome]

"nale say thog not take "ree-spon-sa-bility" for puppy. but thog would be good puppy daddy."

Ideas:
1 Tell Thog you are holding the last can of sprinkles in the world. Then eat it.
2 Kick a puppy. (I can't believe I'm good-aligned and suggesting that... sorry puppy)
3 Tell him Xykon punched a clown.
4 Tell him no more ice cream until he does a math problem. (Go go 3 int!)

I dunno. I can't think of anything good.

edit: Tell him, as a medieval setting, rocket skates don't actually exist! And it's all the DM's fault! (And then the DM punched a clown! =D )

Let someone beat Nale to death with a puppy, whilst eating the last ice cream sprinkled with the last sprinkles on all planes, whilst punching a clown in the face and singing the Celine Dion Soundtrack.

Ouch.

Tell him that a puppy kicking, clown puncher has just killed and is on a quest to rid the world of fudge ripples and sprinkles.



LOL!

Heres the best of two worlds, although it might be gruesome, buy some sugary ice cream, melt it, put it in a bowl, fill the bowl up to the brim with sugar, finally, make Thog eat this, then make Nale throw a puppy of a cliff. Volia, there is your raging Thog!

Give him Icecream, with no sprinkles.
Make him watch you eat Icecream.
Make a plan without Rocket Skates.

all good ideas. ayya think you all are mean though. ayya rage in thought of you all doing such cruel things.

[Celisasu]

So if a puppy ate the last ice cream with sprinkles in the world in front of Thog what would happen?

Or if a puppy drowned in the last icecream with sprinkles in the world in front of Thog what would happen?

[The Extinguisher]

World Explosion?

[Amon Star]

So if a puppy ate the last ice cream with sprinkles in the world in front of Thog what would happen?

Or if a puppy drowned in the last icecream with sprinkles in the world in front of Thog what would happen?

's head would implode!

[Bluesilver]

Let someone beat Nale to death with a puppy, whilst eating the last ice cream sprinkled with the last sprinkles on all planes, whilst punching a clown in the face and singing the Celine Dion Soundtrack.

Ouch.

This would work...

[GSFB]

Insult the majesty of the gumdrop mountains.

While using the last of the sprinkles on your puppy sundae.

[Zephra]

Feed a puppy the last sprinkles, and watch his brain explode!

[Zaria]

Step 1: Get the most adorable puppy in the world.
Step 2: Find the biggest ice cream sundae with the most sprinkles ever.
Step 3: Stuff wooden alpalca with potato salad.
Step 4: Tell Thog that he can have the puppy and the ice cream.
Step 5: Also tell Xycon that the puppy and ice cream are for him, to disintegrate at his pleasure. Hey, they are expendable after all... silly minions.
Step 6: Watch the epic battle royale.

[1337_master]

Perhaps Thog Would Rage if someone threw a Clown Lycanthrope (Puppy) over a cliff, that landed on Nale, who fell onto a button that Blew up all the sugar in the world.

[Runolfr]

I'd love for Nale to have a plot like that. After being horribly owned by Xyclon in a battle over a gate (like what is about to happen at Azure city possibly) have him monolouge about revealing his secret weapon, and then pulling a puppy out of a sack and scooting it at Xyclon. Xyclon kills it.

Cue huge rumbling noise and thog leaping at Xyclon in a rage while Nale Smiled and whistles as he walks away.

You know...

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I can actually see something like this scenario playing out in the context of someone's bag of tricks...

[Saithis Bladewing]

Four words: Out of Fudge Ripple.

[Bluesilver]

Take the some ice cream with sprinkles. Tell Thog that this is the last ice cream w/ sprinkles in the world. Dress Nale up as a clown. Find a puppy and drown it in the ice cream. Kick the drowned puppy ice cream into Nale's face and then push Nale into a volcano while insulting the majesty of the gumdrop mountains and singing the Celine Dion soundtrack.

[R.O.A.]

All these plans sound a bit suicidal! If YOU drown / kick a puppy or eat his ice cream, Thog will be raging at you

:)