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    Default Re: Ready, Aim, Fire! (Round 5) (Thawing Glaciers)

    The sun settles behind the glaciers in the west. It had been a bloody day that already caused the deaths of fifteen cavemen scouts in the struggle to be the only discoverer of the pristine resort. Only two scouts remain on the hunt for each other. However, the violence in the past hours had significant effects on them. While evnafets has turned spiritual and gone back to the traditional roots of his clan, Bookman feels invigorated by the death of his enemies.
    From her icy crypt atop the glacier, the Darklightdragonstatue oversees the valley and in its centre Bookman, smearing his face with the blood of his enemies and carving evnafets name into each of his arrows. He even replaces his bowstring with a sinew, he freshly cuts out of the Llama who was shot earlier (and that is determined to seriously confuse theories of herd movements of archaeologists thousands of years later). Finally, he feels prepared for the final confrontation and proceeds to track down evnafets.
    Only minutes later, Bookman finds his target, seemingly entranced in meditation. He hides behind a few rocks and carefully takes aim at evnafet's heart - before shaking his head and reaiming. Clearly, he could take him out right now, but where would be the fun in that? Instead, he fires an arrow into the three next to evnafets, then runs towards him chanting a crude war song of his tribe.
    Evnafets horrifiedly turns away and flees but the mountains cut off his way. Expecting an arrow any second, he runs into a small cave, then readies his club to strike Bookman, should he follow. The latter, however, doesn't think so and lurks around the cave with one of his "evnafets-arrows" ready. He knows that it is only a matter of time until his opponent would have to come out. He smiles and waits...
    Evnafets realizes that Bookman won't charge him and that he is, in fact, completely screwed. He cowers in a corner, trying to find an answer, when he notices his traditional necklace with the cuneiform writing: "WWTEGD"
    What would the Earth God do? asks evnafets himself because this would help him, too. The obvious answer strikes him immediately. "Kill the sky god", he shouts, grabs his club and runs out to defeat the evil nemesis once and for all. But he doesn't make it even as far as the entrance. Bookman had been waiting outside and put two arrows into evnafet's chest as soon as he had revealed himself.
    With a grim smile, Bookman finishes evnafet's life with his crude stone dagger, then lets loose a long victory howl. The valley belongs to the Bookman tribe and he alone would take credit for its discovery. He gathers the weapons and provisions of his dead adversaries, equips himself for his way home, then heads off to meet his tribe again.


    Congratulations Bookman for winning Round 5 of Ready, Aim, Fire!


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    Default Re: Ready, Aim, Fire! (Round 5) (Thawing Glaciers)

    *Silkenfest leaves his stage for the christmas break under standing ovation from faerwain*

    Great work again! Llama +archaeology, sky god + ootS quotes made me really laugh. Thanks for the fun so far, and count me in for next year's deathmatches

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    Default Re: Ready, Aim, Fire! (Round 5) (Thawing Glaciers)

    WOooooooooo!

    I WIN!

    Ok ya'll have a point about the odds.

    I can't do gamblin'

    but I sure as heck can kill people
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    Default Re: Ready, Aim, Fire! (Round 5) (Thawing Glaciers)

    The not doing anything at all approach I took was an experiment to see what happened. That, and I couldn't be bothered playing anyway, which is why I decided to turn it into an experiment.
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    Default Re: Ready, Aim, Fire! (Round 5) (Thawing Glaciers)

    I stolidly plan to shoot someone dead. Then shoot the survivors dead. Then drop some atom bombs on the corpses just to be safe. Then machine gun what's left of the ashes. Finally, I think I'll take whatever remains and dump it off the waterfall at the edge of the world, along with liquid-nitrogen covered plutonium in a container made of dynomite stuck together with dried lighter fluid well covered in gasoline for insulation. That holds 50 liters.

    Oh yeah, I am so in.
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    Default Re: Ready, Aim, Fire! (Round 5) (Thawing Glaciers)

    Quote Originally Posted by Slartibartfast View Post
    (endless-detailled-rant-about-horrible-ways-of-killing-a-person-over-and-over-again)

    Oh yeah, I am so in.
    Wow, someone has really kept his "Evil Overlord" lessons in mind...

    I think you will fit in here very well

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    Default Re: Ready, Aim, Fire! (Round 5) (Thawing Glaciers)

    Quote Originally Posted by faerwain View Post
    Wow, someone has really kept his "Evil Overlord" lessons in mind...

    I think you will fit in here very well

    Yeah, I gotta remember my "Criminal Mastermind" lessons, "Evil Overlord" lectures and my lessons in "Communist Dictatorship"! I got a Masters in two of them!
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    Default Re: Ready, Aim, Fire! (Round 5) (Thawing Glaciers)

    sounds like fun, you can count me in if there's still room.
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    Default Re: Ready, Aim, Fire! (Round 5) (Thawing Glaciers)

    It's a new round, you can join in here.

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