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2006-12-19, 11:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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2006-12-19, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
"I think I just had an evilgasm."
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2006-12-19, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
There is such a creature. It's called Solar angel :)
859 (?). Solar angels are not a tool for the DM for railroading the plot for a low-level party. Neither planetars. Or any other outsider with a CR of at least 15.Troubles in Athkatla, an FR game about schemings around an ancient curse
The messengers, a game about finding allies in times of need
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2006-12-19, 07:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
860. Not allowed to clog up the IC thread of a game with a reinactment of the "a witch" scene from Holy Grail when somebody casts a spell.
861. Not allowed to blame all of my bad luck on a character of mine in a different campaign.
862. Not allowed to start a tangent regarding exactly how bad that character's luck is.
863. Not allowed to do all of these at once just because the DM needs more sleep than I do.
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2006-12-19, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Regarding # 697, of course Demons don't have the rock contest rule. That's Devils.
#864: Panty Raids are an innappropriate use of the spell Time Stop
#865: While technically legal, it's considered bad form to share a Shapechange with one's familiar just to have "the best sex ever"
#866: An Apparatus of Kwalash is not your "low rider"
#867: When playing an Eberron game, despite any opinions you may have about your house, you may not declare "Damn, it feels good to be a ganster"
#868: Type IV Bags of Holding must be used for something besides Holy Water, Alchemists Fire, or Acid.
#868b: Especially if someone in the party is capable of casting Telekinesis
#869: Psicrystals may not be fired from slings.
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2006-12-19, 09:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
870) I will always test out artifact-level weapons before using them in combat
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2006-12-19, 10:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
i'd go and mention some of mine but i dont remember them all and quite a few of the ones Jade_Tarem mentioned i take credit for. the half celestial succubus as one of those. and i think i also turned it into a ghost.
i think i did it just to see how high i could get the charisma for my character for that game. I got to 60 and i dont think i got to play if very long.
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2006-12-19, 10:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
Heh, you also never answered my question "If you're the bastard child of a messed up union between celestials and demons, who raised the offspring?"
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2006-12-20, 01:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
What it boils down to is that this creates a paradox and could lead to the destruction of the world. (He has graphic descriptions of Ethereal Tempests and such that arise from this sort of transgression.) It's this that angers the gods. Not that you're toying with some specific deity or anything.
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2006-12-20, 04:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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2006-12-20, 06:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
I'm going to add a few from a DM's perspective
871. Next time a PC uses a skill I don't fully understand yet and says "Theres a creature out there with CR higher then 20?!" I will admit ignorance rather then respond with "Yeah, sure"
872.When I want a NPC to sneak away from a scene I will not allow the PC with the highest spot check and a tendancy to roll twenties to make a spot check.
873.The PCs are not inclinded to trust the man who tore off his skin and replaced it with a fiend's even if he does reincarnate their friend for free.
874. Especialy if his brother rules a kingdom that regularly summons fiends into its army.
875.Especialy if said brother is a alienist.
876.Generaly its a bad idea to announce any aligment goes then expect the PCs to fight for the greater good.
877.When given the choice of joining the evil undead army, the evil fiendish army or fighting both do not think the PCs will not choose running away.
878.Especialy when the PCs are only level 5.
879.Its a bad idea to decide that all army bases in a certain kingdom can summon balors.
880.When your PCs spend over half the campaign at level 7 its time to start giving them more quest XP.
881.Never do anything involving coconut throwing monkies. Some PCs have no sense of humor.
882.I will stop forgetting that certain NPCs exist while they travel with the party.
883.Undead make bad cannon fodder when theres a negative energy channeling cleric in the party.
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2006-12-20, 06:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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884) I will not take the "perform:wink, wink, nudge, nudge" skill.
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2006-12-20, 04:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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885: I will not destroy the Favored Soul's holy symbol just because he's being a ****.
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2006-12-20, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2006
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- The Netherlands
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886) I will not roshambo the king for his kingdom.
887) Especially not if he doesn't know what roshambo'ing is."That's some harsh judgement..."
"Do you know any other kind worth a damn?"
"No."
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2006-12-20, 09:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2006-12-21, 04:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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888) No pinning the decapitated head of a great wyrm prismatic dragon to a stone wall.
889) No encouraging the party demilich to turn into a dragon while hovering over a group of monsters.
890) No using the local PA system to broadcast wail of the banshee 20th level into a group of 220 halflings.
891) No calling Sauron 'Captain Crunch.'
Yeah, we have fun times in our munchkin campaigns.
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2006-12-21, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- 333rd Circle of the Abyss
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Bwaha! I have deep-seated emotional problems! Die! Die! Die!
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2006-12-21, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, we're doing DM don'ts now? Sweet.
892: The best response to the ultracheesed cleric does not involve 100 quells, no matter how much you might want it to.
893: Also out is anything involving undead.
894: Sobbing like a little girl doesn't work either.
895: No matter how large or impressive the dragon's name is, expect the PC's to reduce it to a two syllable adjective. I.E. Craghakdor Moltenfury? Craggy
896: Placing your own twinked characters in as enemies is not a good idea.
897: There's only so much lantern archon a party can take.
898: Time travel = bad. Do you need a reason? Go back and read 898 again.
899: If you're reading this, you're not following instructions.
900: Party diversity good. No core classes... not so good.
And back to players:
901: May not dodge munchkin accusations by claiming the character is "power hungry."
902: There is no god of Stuff.
903: There is not "always another bar."
904: No longer allowed to come up with names for weapon loots that sound like the should be ok, but are actually from the ELH.Amazing Zealot avatar by Elder Tsofu.
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2006-12-21, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
905: When formulating a plan for the final battle, I will not use the phrase "And we'll wing it from there."
906: The party barbarian shall not go into town by himself to collect anything of any importance, ever.
907: Never leave a female minotaur alone in the local dairy farm lands.
908: I will not try to make a better deal with any outsider.
909: I will not charge a berserker we just saw rip the skeleton out of a bear in order to get his armor.
910: I will not attempt to use a Titan's own warhammer against him.
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2006-12-21, 09:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Judecca
Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
I once named my character's horse Muffin.
Muffin didn't like my character very much. :P"...so as it turned out, it was a really good thing I took those ranks in Craft: Leatherworking. And that's the story of how I became a blackguard."
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2006-12-22, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- The world will never know...
Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
911: When at the inn where the party is planning on staying, around which the whole first mission is based, I will not set the inn on fire.
912: Even if my character is a pyromaniac wizard.
913: Especially if this is the first game of the campaign, and the party has yet to meet each other.Tallest member of the fanclub.
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2006-12-22, 03:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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You have plans that go beyond that phrase? My party lives "on the wing."
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914: Never assume that your party will not hit on the female NPC.
915: Never assume that your party will leave a building intact.
916: Never assume that your party will leave the game-defining artifact in one piece.
917: If everyone in the party takes leadership and buys a bag of holding, you know it's time to start banning something.
918: Guards do not walk and climb a half a mile in one round.
919: Never assume that your party will care about the poor, poor catgirls...Amazing Zealot avatar by Elder Tsofu.
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2006-12-22, 04:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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920: When meeting the king, I am not allowed to announce the hot female PC as "a gift for his highness."
921: ...not even as a "used gift."
922: ...not even if it would grant the party the king's full cooperation.
923: ...especially not when the queen is sitting right next to him.
924: ...and she's a sorcerer.Last edited by ClericofPhwarrr; 2006-12-22 at 04:43 AM. Reason: additions
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2006-12-22, 05:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
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- Piercing the heavens!
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2006-12-22, 05:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2006
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926: Given proper application of heat, EVERYTHING is flammable.
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I prepared explosive rum this morning.
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2006-12-22, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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it amuses me how many of these restrictions involve fire. YAY FOR PYROMANIA! why is it that all of us have it?
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2006-12-22, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2006-12-22, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
927. i am not allowed to make a commoner5/aristocrat5/barb10 ever again.
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2006-12-22, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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928: Descriptions of attacks, no matter how deadly, still aren't auto-criticals.
929: Never, never, describe some kind of crippling hit. Then you have to say "Oh, he's missing a leg... 50% speed."
930: Don't use guards and wards in BBEG's places too often.
931: Don't give BBEG's Mordeinken's Disjunction. Too often.
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2006-12-22, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2005
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- Finland
Re: Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming
This comic explains it :)