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    This game is rather simple.
    One poster makes a wish, and the next poster grants it. But with a twist!
    Dun dun dunnn!
    Then another wish is made by the granter of the previous wish.
    This continues ad infinitum and much laughter shall hopefully ensue.
    I wish to place a call to the UK.
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    Granted! United Killing, at your service! What? You didn't know about this number? *Blam!*


    I wish for the ability to always be connected to wifi
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    You want to bring back someone that you've lost. You might want money. Maybe you want women. Or, you might want to protect the world. These are all common things people want. Things that their hearts desire. Greed may not be good, but it's not so bad, either. You humans think greed is just for money and power! But everyone wants something they don't have.

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    Granted, your brain is connected to wifi but accidently downloads a virus which kills you.

    I wish I could see.
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    I like to think of her as a total monster rather than insane. The kind of person who punches babies to get their candy, then sets that candy on fire because it annoyed her... Then eats the baby.

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    You can see, but only sounds.

    I wish for Unlimited Blade Works.
    Cats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.- I find that darkly amusing.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

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    Default Re: Your Wish Granted With a Twist 44: GRANTED!

    Granted, but the swords disintegrate on touching anything, including the ground.

    I wish for, when people say, "I wish," they would say, "I floo,"
    On this thread only.
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    Granted! But everyone hides the text somewhere in their post. Can't find it? Maybe some of it's white text. Look harder. It's in there!

    I wish tofknow the precise price it would takeoto make me king.

    ↓ I'll take it!
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    Granted. For five cents you can be King of the Ninnies.

    "I floo?" Gesundheit!
    I wish for someone else to clean out the hot tub.

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    Granted, but for payment they take it away.

    I wish I had normal eyesight.
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    I like to think of her as a total monster rather than insane. The kind of person who punches babies to get their candy, then sets that candy on fire because it annoyed her... Then eats the baby.

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    You get the words 'normal eyesight'.

    I wish that people didn't have to say 'I floo' in this thread.

    I floo
    Cats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.- I find that darkly amusing.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
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    2. there is no #2.

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    Granted! Shadebolt just got a shotgun to the face. From you. You monster.

    I wish for an everlasting bag of oats
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    Granted! You die of gluttony.

    I wish RWBY became world-renowned as a awesome show
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    You want to bring back someone that you've lost. You might want money. Maybe you want women. Or, you might want to protect the world. These are all common things people want. Things that their hearts desire. Greed may not be good, but it's not so bad, either. You humans think greed is just for money and power! But everyone wants something they don't have.

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    Granted! It is then promptly cancelled.

    I wish I didn't have to do homework.
    If Kymme could grant spells to clerics, his domains would be art and awesome. He also made my avatar.

    Also, I apparently made some things.
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    Go to the largest library in the campaign world and tell him you're researching whether there's some powerful artifact lost to the bowels of time that could accomplish such a feat. If he doesn't take the bait, it means his DM bone is broken and he needs to be put down.

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    Granted! You are now in Russia, where you don't do homework... Homework does you!

    I wish for a pizza!
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    You get a pizza. However, it is only topped with poisonus mushrooms. Furthermore, sauce contains Arsenic. Also, It was payed for by the Mafia, so now you owe them money.

    I wish I didn't have to be a jacka** genie anymore.
    Cats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.- I find that darkly amusing.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
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    2. there is no #2.

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    Granted! The Mafia doesn't usually charge the people they're murdering for the weapons used in the hit anyway, so you can get away with being a little less douschey on that last wish.

    I wish not to be tired for the rest of today.

    v - Ha! Why didn't I see that coming?
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    Granted, you fall asleep for the rest of the day.

    I wish I had more free time.
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    Granted. I'll release the shackles on a few of my clocks. Say slowing down time is impossible. Feh.

    I wish that the poster below me would be enslaved for all eternity to help me slow down time.
    Insert witty one-liner here.

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    Granted, a movie poster appears beneath you. You can use it in whatever way you think will help you slow down.

    I wish my eyesight was normal.
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    I like to think of her as a total monster rather than insane. The kind of person who punches babies to get their candy, then sets that candy on fire because it annoyed her... Then eats the baby.

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    Granted. At long last, your eyesight returns to it's original settings. However, as a result you can no longer hear.

    I wish for an alternate world where the SOS Brigade is quite real.
    Cats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.- I find that darkly amusing.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
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    Granted, there is in fact now a world just like that across the solar system.

    I wish I could download knowledge right into my brain.
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    Granted! However it's a dial-up connection.

    I wish to be able to wish for the confidence needed to wish for things.

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    Granted! You are now able to wish for confidence, but you don't particularly want to anymore.

    I wish people would stop messing with tman's senses. Poor guy.
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    Granted, people may no longer alter tman2nd's senses. As such he will remain deaf indefinitely.

    I wish people would quit giving me easy wishes to corrupt.
    Cats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.- I find that darkly amusing.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
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    Granted! You are now banned from the thread

    I wish that Tman's senses returned to normal
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    Do I have to corrupt that one?
    Hmm. Granted, but I lose them for a millisecond at the beginning of every day.
    There! Minimal corruption.

    I wish all my wishes had minimal corruption.
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    I like to think of her as a total monster rather than insane. The kind of person who punches babies to get their candy, then sets that candy on fire because it annoyed her... Then eats the baby.

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    Granted. Very minimal corruption. But lots of distortion, warping, taking things out of context, and taking things too literally.

    I wish I had a pet beholder that would love me and be my friend forever.
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    Granted! Alas, no degree of love and friendship can prevent it from accidentally hitting you with a stray petrification beam during one fateful trip to the vet.

    I wish for my research paper to be improved.
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    Granted it is improved by your teacher who must make countless corrections.

    I wish my life had game style achievements.
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    Granted! All the achievements are so difficult, that you never see any of them.


    I wish I only ever got A's on my assignments.
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    Man up! Endure the pain! It's for science!
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    Granted. In this case, however, the "A" stands for "abysmal".

    I wish I could, through amoeba-like division, create perfect copies of myself who would work together with me for our common goal of world domination.
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