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    You see, in some dark forgotten corner, a vending machine. This magical vending machine is inhabited by the Vending Machine Gnomes (no, no one quite knows just how they manage to either fit or live in there).
    The machine has a magical coin slot through which any item, of any size, of any degree of tangibility, may be inserted as payment. The vending slot works the same way, capable of dispensing an equal arrangement of items.
    The Vending Machine Gnomes are willing to trade certain items for others, and can be quite fickle in what they dispense. If you insert a Lightning Bolt, you might get a live carp to the face.

    I insert some white space.
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    All hail the white space, for from it all threads and posts are shaped.
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    Hey look, it is the oldest trick in the book!
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    You get the new thread

    I insert a MMO group called the Moonlit Black Cats
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    "People wanted to be fooled. They really believed that you found gold nuggets lying on the ground, that this time you could find the Lady, that just for once the glass ring might be real diamond. You had to give them a show.
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    You get 13 black cats with big ominous 4's strapped to them.

    I insert the old thread.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    You receive a ball of antique yarn.

    I insert a pile of freshly fallen leaves.
    Broken arm (and related pain meds) are delaying posting somewhat. Thanks for the patience.

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    You receive a ball of antique yarn.

    I insert a pile of freshly fallen leaves.
    You get Autumn

    I insert the USNC Pillar Of Autumn
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    "People wanted to be fooled. They really believed that you found gold nuggets lying on the ground, that this time you could find the Lady, that just for once the glass ring might be real diamond. You had to give them a show.
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    You get a pile of colorful leaves.

    I insert a leaflet advertising the advantages of Lawful Evil alignment
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
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    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    You get a leaflet advertising the advantages of the Nazi party.

    I insert a fresh sprig of nutmeg.
    There is no such thing as a bad plan. Only brilliant plans that go horribly wrong.

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    You get a rock.

    I insert one dollar.
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    Darth Vader has Forged the One Ring and used it to lead the Forsaken across Hyrule!
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    Man up! Endure the pain! It's for science!
    Dolly's by Recaiden.
    On a slightly louder than silent vigil for Je Dit Viola's return

    Times I've been hugged since I started counting: 19
    Enchanted cookies left: 8

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    You get a package of two Poptarts.

    I insert a dream so grand.
    Last edited by Laughing Dog; 2013-10-21 at 06:50 PM.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
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    2. there is no #2.

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    You get a sparrow in the hand


    I insert poetry
    "Thog brought breadcrumbs!"

    Great avatar made by Serpentine.

    "All that is required for evil to triumph is for neutral elves to do nothing."


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    You get violinism

    I insert a rod of unlimited silent still quickened Love's Pain.
    The talented Gnommish Wanderer made my original avatar. For that I'm eternally grateful.

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    You get a wand of locate city its label reads "metamagics not included".


    I insert true naming.
    sonneteer, lord of chivalry, illusionist
    My Homebrew:
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    Mutagenic Hulk
    The Vorpal Warrior
    All hail the white space, for from it all threads and posts are shaped.
    Guaranteed Trap finding for less than 40gp
    Hey look, it is the oldest trick in the book!
    Avatar by MethosH!

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    You get all the names of the people everybody's mothers... Interacted with. It's a long list
    Yo mama joke, so classy
    I insert my avatar.
    The statement below is true
    The statement above is false

    Thanks to Grinner Cuthalion for the avatar!

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    You get my avatar.

    I insert a dream of time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living.
    There is no such thing as a bad plan. Only brilliant plans that go horribly wrong.

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    You get told to wake up.

    I insert Fire Emblem Awakening's Lunatic+ Mode.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
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    2. there is no #2.

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    You get a small child in need of consoling.

    I insert an immovable object.
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    Darth Vader has Forged the One Ring and used it to lead the Forsaken across Hyrule!
    Quote Originally Posted by absolmorph View Post
    Man up! Endure the pain! It's for science!
    Dolly's by Recaiden.
    On a slightly louder than silent vigil for Je Dit Viola's return

    Times I've been hugged since I started counting: 19
    Enchanted cookies left: 8

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    You get an unstoppable force.
    In the face.

    I insert my Survive the Attack thread.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    Love for the d12! Dudeons wins the game!
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    You get attacked by the vending machine. But don't worry, you survive.

    I insert a tesseract.
    There is no such thing as a bad plan. Only brilliant plans that go horribly wrong.

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    You get a worm's hole/burrow/whatever.

    I insert a summoner
    Avatar by Gulaghar, thanks so much!
    Arkhosia's Assorted Nexus Stuff!
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    You get the cult of skaro.


    I insert a dalek.
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    All hail the white space, for from it all threads and posts are shaped.
    Guaranteed Trap finding for less than 40gp
    Hey look, it is the oldest trick in the book!
    Avatar by MethosH!

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    You get a Weeping Angel. In the face.

    I insert the Spear of Heliod.

    Blue Ghost, Lawful Good generalist wizard, at your service.
    Love wins. S'agapo.

    Avatar by azuyomi244.

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    You get a rusty old dagger.

    I insert the cast of Community and Seinfeld.
    The statement below is true
    The statement above is false

    Thanks to Grinner Cuthalion for the avatar!

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    You get that weird little flaily hand gesture Kramer always does.

    I insert a flail.
    Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
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    There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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    Degeneration 91
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    You get a flail snail.

    I insert tpbm.
    sonneteer, lord of chivalry, illusionist
    My Homebrew:
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    Mutagenic Hulk
    The Vorpal Warrior
    All hail the white space, for from it all threads and posts are shaped.
    Guaranteed Trap finding for less than 40gp
    Hey look, it is the oldest trick in the book!
    Avatar by MethosH!

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    You get scratches across your face, presumably from talons.

    I insert the Warcraft 3 battle chest.
    Owlowiscious by Balmas

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    Greatest nonsensical poem ever= Lewis Carroll: Jabberwocky

    Officially WoodzyOwl, the Owlwoodsiest Owl of the Owlwood Woods, Keeper of the Wooden Owlwood Owl

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    You get a regular chest.

    I insert a piece of worn old leather.
    The statement below is true
    The statement above is false

    Thanks to Grinner Cuthalion for the avatar!

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    You get a worn old cow.

    I insert the Blue Crystal Staff.
    There is no such thing as a bad plan. Only brilliant plans that go horribly wrong.

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    You gain the ability for your workers to gather wood and gold faster.

    I insert Arkantos.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

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    You get the Decanter of Endless Arkhosias

    I insert my endless amounts of copies.
    Avatar by Gulaghar, thanks so much!
    Arkhosia's Assorted Nexus Stuff!
    "People wanted to be fooled. They really believed that you found gold nuggets lying on the ground, that this time you could find the Lady, that just for once the glass ring might be real diamond. You had to give them a show.
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    You get an endless amount of puppy-trees ready for harvesting

    I insert an unborn pig fetus
    The talented Gnommish Wanderer made my original avatar. For that I'm eternally grateful.

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