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2013-10-20, 09:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Brakebills
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D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
The fun continues! Welcome back!
Last Thread
Originally Posted by Crisis21
I insert some white space.sonneteer, lord of chivalry, illusionist
My Homebrew:
True Duelist
Mutagenic Hulk
The Vorpal Warrior
All hail the white space, for from it all threads and posts are shaped.
Guaranteed Trap finding for less than 40gp
Hey look, it is the oldest trick in the book!
Avatar by MethosH!
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2013-10-20, 09:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2013
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- Shivering Isles
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get the new thread
I insert a MMO group called the Moonlit Black CatsAvatar by Gulaghar, thanks so much!
Arkhosia's Assorted Nexus Stuff!
"People wanted to be fooled. They really believed that you found gold nuggets lying on the ground, that this time you could find the Lady, that just for once the glass ring might be real diamond. You had to give them a show.”
~Going Postal, by Terry PratchettSpoiler: Avatars
Sophia Godlark By Asdflove
Sophia Godlark By Ceika
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2013-10-20, 09:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2013
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- Inside a Yahtzee cup
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get 13 black cats with big ominous 4's strapped to them.
I insert the old thread.Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.
Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.
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2013-10-21, 12:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2013
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You receive a ball of antique yarn.
I insert a pile of freshly fallen leaves.Broken arm (and related pain meds) are delaying posting somewhat. Thanks for the patience.
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2013-10-21, 05:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2013
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- Shivering Isles
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
Avatar by Gulaghar, thanks so much!
Arkhosia's Assorted Nexus Stuff!
"People wanted to be fooled. They really believed that you found gold nuggets lying on the ground, that this time you could find the Lady, that just for once the glass ring might be real diamond. You had to give them a show.”
~Going Postal, by Terry PratchettSpoiler: Avatars
Sophia Godlark By Asdflove
Sophia Godlark By Ceika
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2013-10-21, 09:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2006
- Location
- Ubiquitous
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a pile of colorful leaves.
I insert a leaflet advertising the advantages of Lawful Evil alignmentEXPLOSIVE RUNES
EXPLOSIVE RUNES
EXPLODED RUNES
PICTURE OF A CAT
EXPLOSIVE RUNES
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2013-10-21, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
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- a pervasive mist
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a leaflet advertising the advantages of the Nazi party.
I insert a fresh sprig of nutmeg.There is no such thing as a bad plan. Only brilliant plans that go horribly wrong.
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2013-10-21, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
- Location
- Cuddling something
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a rock.
I insert one dollar.
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2013-10-21, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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- Location, Location
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a package of two Poptarts.
I insert a dream so grand.Last edited by Laughing Dog; 2013-10-21 at 06:50 PM.
A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.
How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
1. Mewtwo
2. there is no #2.
OoC thread for the game I'm currently DMing./IC
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2013-10-21, 09:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2013
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- Somewhere on Earth
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2013-10-21, 10:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2013
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- A basket.
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get violinism
I insert a rod of unlimited silent still quickened Love's Pain.
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2013-10-22, 08:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Brakebills
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a wand of locate city its label reads "metamagics not included".
I insert true naming.sonneteer, lord of chivalry, illusionist
My Homebrew:
True Duelist
Mutagenic Hulk
The Vorpal Warrior
All hail the white space, for from it all threads and posts are shaped.
Guaranteed Trap finding for less than 40gp
Hey look, it is the oldest trick in the book!
Avatar by MethosH!
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2013-10-22, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2013
- Location
- Cascadia
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get all the names of the people everybody's mothers... Interacted with. It's a long list
Yo mama joke, so classy
I insert my avatar.The statement below is true
The statement above is false
Thanks toGrinnerCuthalion for the avatar!
Want to play a birdie in 4e? Come check it out!
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2013-10-22, 10:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
- Location
- a pervasive mist
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get my avatar.
I insert a dream of time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living.There is no such thing as a bad plan. Only brilliant plans that go horribly wrong.
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2013-10-22, 10:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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- Location, Location
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get told to wake up.
I insert Fire Emblem Awakening's Lunatic+ Mode.A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.
How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
1. Mewtwo
2. there is no #2.
OoC thread for the game I'm currently DMing./IC
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2013-10-22, 11:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
- Location
- Cuddling something
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a small child in need of consoling.
I insert an immovable object.
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2013-10-22, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2013
- Location
- Inside a Yahtzee cup
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get an unstoppable force.
In the face.
I insert my Survive the Attack thread.Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.
Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.
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2013-10-22, 02:23 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2013
- Location
- a pervasive mist
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get attacked by the vending machine. But don't worry, you survive.
I insert a tesseract.There is no such thing as a bad plan. Only brilliant plans that go horribly wrong.
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2013-10-22, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2013
- Location
- Shivering Isles
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a worm's hole/burrow/whatever.
I insert a summonerAvatar by Gulaghar, thanks so much!
Arkhosia's Assorted Nexus Stuff!
"People wanted to be fooled. They really believed that you found gold nuggets lying on the ground, that this time you could find the Lady, that just for once the glass ring might be real diamond. You had to give them a show.”
~Going Postal, by Terry PratchettSpoiler: Avatars
Sophia Godlark By Asdflove
Sophia Godlark By Ceika
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2013-10-22, 09:51 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2011
- Location
- Brakebills
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get the cult of skaro.
I insert a dalek.sonneteer, lord of chivalry, illusionist
My Homebrew:
True Duelist
Mutagenic Hulk
The Vorpal Warrior
All hail the white space, for from it all threads and posts are shaped.
Guaranteed Trap finding for less than 40gp
Hey look, it is the oldest trick in the book!
Avatar by MethosH!
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2013-10-22, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2008
- Location
- Thulcandra
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a Weeping Angel. In the face.
I insert the Spear of Heliod.
Blue Ghost, Lawful Good generalist wizard, at your service.
Love wins. S'agapo.
I make MtG cards. My portfolio
Avatar by AsteriskAmp.
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2013-10-23, 12:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2013
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- Cascadia
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a rusty old dagger.
I insert the cast of Community and Seinfeld.The statement below is true
The statement above is false
Thanks toGrinnerCuthalion for the avatar!
Want to play a birdie in 4e? Come check it out!
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2013-10-23, 05:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
- Location
- Far Realm
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get that weird little flaily hand gesture Kramer always does.
I insert a flail.Cthulhu fhtagn R'lyeh!
Degeneration 91
Homebrew:
Anglermaids
Wendigo Race
-Complicated Wendigo Race
False Hydra (Goblin Punch)
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2013-10-23, 08:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Brakebills
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Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a flail snail.
I insert tpbm.sonneteer, lord of chivalry, illusionist
My Homebrew:
True Duelist
Mutagenic Hulk
The Vorpal Warrior
All hail the white space, for from it all threads and posts are shaped.
Guaranteed Trap finding for less than 40gp
Hey look, it is the oldest trick in the book!
Avatar by MethosH!
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2013-10-23, 09:12 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2011
- Location
- The Owlwood Woods
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get scratches across your face, presumably from talons.
I insert the Warcraft 3 battle chest.Spoiler: Previous avatars
By Akrim.elf
By Balmas
Greatest nonsensical poem ever= Lewis Carroll: Jabberwocky
Officially WoodzyOwl, the Owlwoodsiest Owl of the Owlwood Woods, Keeper of the Wooden Owlwood Owl
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2013-10-23, 09:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2013
- Location
- Cascadia
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a regular chest.
I insert a piece of worn old leather.The statement below is true
The statement above is false
Thanks toGrinnerCuthalion for the avatar!
Want to play a birdie in 4e? Come check it out!
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2013-10-23, 10:07 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2013
- Location
- a pervasive mist
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get a worn old cow.
I insert the Blue Crystal Staff.There is no such thing as a bad plan. Only brilliant plans that go horribly wrong.
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2013-10-23, 10:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
- Location
- Location, Location
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You gain the ability for your workers to gather wood and gold faster.
I insert Arkantos.A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.
How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
1. Mewtwo
2. there is no #2.
OoC thread for the game I'm currently DMing./IC
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2013-10-23, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2013
- Location
- Shivering Isles
- Gender
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get the Decanter of Endless Arkhosias
I insert my endless amounts of copies.Avatar by Gulaghar, thanks so much!
Arkhosia's Assorted Nexus Stuff!
"People wanted to be fooled. They really believed that you found gold nuggets lying on the ground, that this time you could find the Lady, that just for once the glass ring might be real diamond. You had to give them a show.”
~Going Postal, by Terry PratchettSpoiler: Avatars
Sophia Godlark By Asdflove
Sophia Godlark By Ceika
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2013-10-23, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2013
- Location
- A basket.
Re: D&D Vending Machine XXVII: Some Assembly Required
You get an endless amount of puppy-trees ready for harvesting
I insert an unborn pig fetus