What '-mancer' would you be?

[danielf]

i would be an Oxymoronmancer :D

[Shadow of the Sun]

Just a nitpick/historical information: Ant(h)ropomany is actually a real practice. It involves divining the future by examining human entrails.

[TheAnimal]

Just a nitpick/historical information: Ant(h)ropomany is actually a real practice. It involves divining the future by examining human entrails.

Well, it can probably at least tell that the unfortunate tool of divination will have a short but intensely painful future...

[Azukar]

Mancamancer. Jack-of-all-trades, with a slight inclination toward metamagic, building new spells like Lego constructions.

[roadkiller]

Splodemancer! The power to make explosions. I mean, what problem can't be solved with liberal application of explosions?

[mockingbyrd7]

I'd be a Cosmomancer. Travel at the speed of light, blow up foes with cosmic rays, lots of possibilities.

[Azukar]

Splodemancer! The power to make explosions. I mean, what problem can't be solved with liberal application of explosions?

*Asplodomancer.

[The Extinguisher]

I hate to be unoriginal and say pyromancer (I am the Flame Master) so I will give Seli control of my brain for the duration of the post.

Beatamancer. The power of drumming is the best magic ever, and if you play it loud enough you can annoy your neighbors.

[Ulrich_Brew]

Vilgilantemancer, I deal justice wherever I want to. I am the judgemancer, jurymancer, and executionamancer.

[roadkiller]

*Asplodomancer.

I guess it must be some family or general cultural difference. I always said "splode" and "a splode" was always from badly translated things. Oh well.

[Rama_Lei]

Cynimancer. all that sweet cynical goodness. Or Chocomancer. Rise my chocolate minions, RISE!

[Xiander]

I'd be the Optimancer, because pesimism is overrated ;)

[Reptilius]

Mancermancer. I control other mages. Failing that, economancer.
They say the best things in life are free,
But you can give 'em to the birds and bees,
I need MONEY!
That's right, money.

[Strengfellow]

squidomancer

rise kraken rise a billion sushi dinners cry out for vengance

[TinSoldier]

Egomancer--I'm the King of the World!

[Allandaros]

Geekomancer. I could exert my powers through actual science, technobabble, geek references... and the fact that I'd be in a comic about a turn-based strategy game would mean that my very location would cause me to grow stronger with every instant.

I would not only control the world, but I'd have made so many Monty Python and Babylon 5 references that the readers would not fail to love me.

[Azukar]

Mancermancer. I control other mages. Failing that, economancer.

I had mancamancer first, give it back!

I guess it must be some family or general cultural difference. I always said "splode" and "a splode" was always from badly translated things. Oh well.

More like a fumbled joke; I think "asplode" is Netspeak for a really big explosion? ... Could be, anyway

[Madalin]

"A splode" comes from Homestar Runner.
Specifically, this Strong Bad E-mail.

It's become so referenced though that not everyone knows where it's actually from.

It is indeed a reference to bad translation though.

[Azukar]

As far as I'm concerned it's a recurring theme on Uncyclopedia, which makes it Netspeak in my books...

[Setra]

By the way, if I were to answer this seriously..

Either a Chronomancer, or perhaps a Jehovamancer. All fear my wrath.

If I were to be Unoriginal, I'd go with Cryomancer, or Necromancer.

Otherwise I stick with Pervmancer.

[Fronko]

I could very well see myself as a downyapantser.

[Rex Idiotarum]

Rex Idiotarum, world class Pogomancer.

[Sam de Cheese]

I think I'd be an Artamancer so I could draw these things faster.

I may be wrong here, but in necromancer for example, the necro part comes fro the greek word "nekros" meaning dead or death or something, but the "mancer" part refers to were you draw power from, in short, a necro mancer draws power from the dead, so do you buy paintings and eat them if your an Artamancer. well not neccassaraly buy but you get it (i hope)

moving on, I would be a chocomancer! conjour up a lump of chocolaty goodnes anywhere *pats belly in a sickening way*

i also liked krytha's idea (snoozemancer- lots of lazy, lazy fun! )

[Lizard]

Pastamancer.
Most definitely pastamancer.

Yay for Kingdom of Loathing!

I would be Lazymancer, I would draw powers from my ultimate lazyness.

[Stormthorn]

BEHOLD! For i am the Hobomancer.

[fwiffo]

I could very well see myself as a downyapantser.

Hey, hey! You keep your pantser from being downy! Kids read this comic.

[JediNite]

Neckromancer.
Nothing's creepier than a guy who reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally likes necks.
-Jedi

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

Dungeonmancer.

[Hydro]

While I wouldn't mind being a pastamancer, I simply can't cook.

In reality I would most definitely be a tardy elf or tardy half-elf procrastimancer (and a high-level one at that).

[Furin_Mirado]

I'll be an aeromancer because it would be awesome to fly around and summon gusts of wind to knock people around, hehe. Plus it may give me power over farts too which has its uses.