What '-mancer' would you be?

[Jalathas]

Ducttapemancer.

Actually, more of a duct tape druid. No, really. I have a duct tape shillelagh.

[squeakyreaper]

I'd be a cancer.

*cough*

[The_Old_Fox]

Cheepskatemancer, I have the ability leave small tips and weasel my way out of paying for things.

Actually, "saving money magic" would be a good in game ability when you think about it......

[random11]

Is there a "Kick-the-ass-of-everything-that-moves-mancer"? (or in short - kickassmancer)

[Maurog]

That would be "Randomancer".

[Gygaxphobia]

I may be wrong here, but in necromancer for example, the necro part comes fro the greek word "nekros" meaning dead or death or something, but the "mancer" part refers to were you draw power from, in short, a necro mancer draws power from the dead

'manteia' is the root of mancer and it means divination. So necromancy is divining things by using the dead. It has come to mean power over the dead though. But if you find any other 'mancers' they are diviners too, such an oneiromancy which is divining from dreams.

Anyhow, in the vernacular, I'd be a juicymancer since you never know when you'll need a fruit beverage.

[Simius]

What about a Financemancer?

btw: Pizzamancers > Pastamancers

[Everto]

I think everybody who has a webcomic should be an updatomancer, so everytime I check out the webcomic theres a new page *drool*.

[jami]

I think everybody who has a webcomic should be an updatomancer, so everytime I check out the webcomic theres a new page *drool*.

LOL!!

[Eldan]

I don't know. I mostly stick with the greek meaning of "mancer", so I would be a...
Chronomancer? I predict the future by seeing the time!
Well, because that is so cheap I'd like to be a computomancer, then I could build a computer which could predict the future for me. That would save me a lot of divining, starring inside pools of water, crystal balls and all that, which is bad for your eyes, and use the time saved to play D&D.

[Izodor]

Let's see... hmm... I think I would be... ehm .... maybe ehm...

Fortunamancer

I would wield words of power that would change destiny and would give me the power to bring luck to my allies and misfortune to my foes. I would learn the future by observing one's (miss)fortune.

Or maybe a bit stranger:

Lexomancer

With my lexomantic powers I would enforce law and justice. I would be an avatar of honour and a paragon for my people. Those we disobey law, fear the Lexomancer!

[Mattarias, King.]

i'd be *dun dun duuun~*

the Pagemastermancer! i can conjure obscure knowledge from any myriad of books!

on a more serious note, i'd be a burnomancer or splodomancer. i like fire.

[Sir_Faust]

Definitely a technomancer, that or a glitchmancer, something to control technology.

pyromancer would be cool.

[Armads]

i would be a piemancer! i can summon pies and throw them about!

[Destro_Yersul]

Going with the common and gnerally accepted definition, I'd be a Chronomancer. How cool would it be to manipulate time? Failing that I'd be a Snackomancer. Free snacks! Wooo!

[pclips]

i would be a piemancer!

So would Hamstard.

[ObadiahtheSlim]

I already feel like a codeamancer. I swear, when I go back and look at some of my code, it seem like magic is what made that piece work.

[Erk]

Seriously, am I the only legomancer? I could build my own Heavies. And honestly, with legomancy, what else would I need in life?

[Xaspian]

Plastic Brick Golems?

[Wardog]

Blastamancer!

[PirateMonk]

Long live the Chef-Magi and their Pastamancing ways.

RAmen.
Great ideas.

[Gnome Barbarian]

I would have to be a Archdorkamancer or a Munchkinamancer

[Fus.Weapon 1337]

Chronomancer.

Or Piemancer. Mmm...pie.

[KithKunabi]

Pastamancer.
Most definitely pastamancer.

Sauceror, all the way.

But really? Linguomancer, with infinite influence over words and launguages... probably a few domination type spels, as my words would be more powerfull.

[Softmints]

Sarcasmanswer

Quoted for astounding wit.

[The Dirge]

Sammichmancer because i like sandwhiches. (The word 'Sammich' is from gir from invader zim, for those of you who dont get it)

[5tephen]

Storymancer.

Don't quite know what I would do- maybe be able to tell kick ass stories with sound and visual effects. But they would still be stories- words out of my mouth- not movies. Because stories are cooler.

[Azukar]

Stories out of your mouth, 5teven? Maybe a Narratomancer would be better for you?

[onasuma]

Squidomancer, with powers over all things squid like, the world shall be mine.

[Erk]

Plastic Brick Golems?

Just "brick golem" would do. Sounds more threatening too.

bonus: can be upgraded, altered to fit mission profiles, disassembled down to the core for easy transport, can seat passengers, can act in irregular webcomic.