What '-mancer' would you be?

[TinSoldier]

Plotamancer! Able to summon crazy giant potato men from their own world to serve me in mine.

[ozymand1as]

Physimancer- unlimited possibilities!

[Setra]

Nachomancer

Much better than a Cookiemancer

[zachol]

I'd be some sort of chronomancer.

Likely "Timeamancer," in the Erfworld style.


Time-altering abilities across the board, with a focus on speeding myself and others up (as opposed to outright time travel, though that's good too).

[Vespe Ratavo]

Piratemancer!

[Kalessin]

Allamancer! I can control everything.

[wowy319]

I would definitely be a foodamancer. Barring that, I'd be a findamancer. I <3 summoning things!

[Xaspian]

At the moment I feel like a Dullamancer, or a Boredomancer...

[KittyJimjams]

...no-one's had ailouromancer yet, so I'm baggsying it.

*commands all the kitties*

[Frosty Flake]

Mancermancer, the master of all magic!

And that is why your doom is greed.

[Ganjuu-kun]

I would be a Pugmancer- Ooops, make that Doommancer...

[Krytha]

Nintendomancer?

Baberomancer?

[gooddragon1]

Top 3 on my list would be

1>Chronomancer-Messing with time is the next best thing, or as the saying goes "I wish I knew what I know now, when I was younger...". Takes double meaning->manipulate time in reverse specifically with respect to your physical appearance but not your power, and manipulate time in reverse with respect to everything but yourself. Better than a cognamancer because you already know the answer to the question on the test, how to live forever, and where the bomb will be.

2>Cognamancer-Wish you knew what the answer to that test question was? Which wire should you cut? How to live forever? Better than a migramancer because you can just know how to make a teleportation grid (as long as it's possible) and alot of money in the process.

3>Migramancer-No more high gas prices or buying plane tickets.

EDIT: Somewhere in this list I should add Factomancer to the list-I want a pie, why not make one? Speaking of which... Mmmm danish, Mmmm forbidden doughnut, Mmmm invisible cola...

[Adlan]

Noobamancer. The power to control, and smack down noobs. Or summon Noobs to smite my foes.

[Frosty Flake]

silly mancer, noobs can't smite!

[skreweded]

chronomancer (timemancer)

[Maglor_Grubb]

Omnimancer, mwuahaha, I control the god Om!

[OzymandiasVolt]

Lasermancer! Or Awesomancer.

[Not a Paladin]

I'd be a Findamancers.

No, not a Findamancer. I'd search for a helpful response to any question I'm asked (if you say "Findamancers" fast, it sounds like "Find them answers").

[TheAnimal]

I would be a procrastimancer, but the local Procrastimancer Society apparently requires one to be a Master of Magic (procrastimancy) before becoming a licensed procrastimancer. I would be, but I never seem to have the time and energy to complete my pro gradu paper.
I tried to talk to the Dean about that, and he agreed that in order to graduate, I just need to get a "round tuit". Now I've never heard of such a thing, and I'm positive it was not mentioned in Artifacts 101. I told the Dean that I know this guy working at Kinko's everybody calls "that round twit" behind his back, but he just sighed and told me to quit joking.
I tried to ask my roommate about it (He's really smart; He says he's a Physics major because "he takes up time and space", but he seems to do a lot of Chemistry experiments too.), but he just told me that "none of you procrastimancy guys ever graduate anyway". Then he proceeded to subject himself to one of his "advanced experiments" in Chemistry and giggle uncontrollably.
Now where on Earth (or some other world maybe?) do I find this round tuit artifact?

[ArlEammon]

Mythomancer

[Adlan]

silly mancer, noobs can't smite!

They can when dropped from an alititude of 3000 feet

[Blues]

Lurkamancer, with the ability to stay unseen and unheard while spying on everyone else.
...
waaaait.

THE SOURCE OF MY POWERS! NOOO!

[Derosian]

Graphomancer.

[Freelance Henchman]

Enhancermancer. You know, for attribute buffs and stuff.

[One Skunk Todd]

Aromancer - master of bad smells.

Alternatively:
Shootamancer - master of projectiles
Nanomancer - master of very small things (Your cells divide endlessley)
Quantumancer - master of very, VERY small thing (Your protons and neutrons no longer wish to be near each other)

[Aimbot]

Sarcasomancer

[dragongirl13]

Fireamancer. I'm kind of pyro-ish. Or Dwagonmancer. Yeah, that would be cool. I'm completely obsessed with dragons.

[Filmarillion]

I would be a
Naturamancer-the ability to speak with nature and draw from its powers

or

Elementamancer- the ability to bend the elements to do my whim

Its a toss-up!

[Toxic Avenger]

I'd be a Dirtyoldmancer.

Hell, I already am a Dirtyoldmancer. Well, I'm getting old, anyway.