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    If V decided to wear the belt of gender changing what would happen?

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    It would be like storing your portable hole in your bag of holding.

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    Voted Nothing.
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    V's hair would turn green.
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    Nothing would happen because the opposite of androgyny is still androgyny.
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    Nothing, in the sense that nothing would happen that would answer the question for us. As Demented suggested, his/her hair might turn green or something equally useless for telling us about his gender, and that'd be it.
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    She would turn into a chick!

    Er...

    He would turn into a dude!

    Oh, I give up.

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    I thin kthe answer is "palette swap": much as I think will be the case if/when we ever meet V's mate. I can also see that episode featuring pronouns like "hir", just to pile on the frustration.

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    V would look no different to us, but he/she would be terribly upset by the whole ordeal, thinking it a terribly obvious violation of his/her person, and would rant about it in a long drawnout manner that still gives us no hint of his/her gender.

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    I was tempted to put, "This poll is stupid" just because it appeared so funny to me when I saw it, but I did something silly like, the universe would explode. I guess I just needed a good laugh.

    Anyway, I think it would make V a guy.
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    my money is the universe explodes, not the OotS universe, but the real universe. So for the love of all that exist I hope the Giant does not think about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J_Muller View Post
    Nothing would happen because the opposite of androgyny is still androgyny.
    I thought opposite of Androgyny was hermaphrodidity? (excuse my poor spelling on that last word)
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    I think V would grow boobs.

    Though I doubt V will ever wear the belt.
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    probably nothing would happens

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    The belt would cry, that's what would happen.

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    My knee-jerk reaction was the same as Mapmaker's on this... although the incident with Roy in the same situation goes against that a little.
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    Nothing would happen--that is, V's appearence would not change. The other characters would not notice a difference, but V would be terribly upset and think the difference was obvious.
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    It would work, but no one would be able to tell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sesquedoodle View Post
    Nothing would happen--that is, V's appearence would not change. The other characters would not notice a difference, but V would be terribly upset and think the difference was obvious.
    Well if you're suddenly missing several inches in your pants, you might think it was obvious too. Or vice versa.
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    I voted nothing, but maybe V will change hair or robe color or something.

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    I think V's hair would change colour.
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    Default Re: If V wore the belt of gender changing...

    S/he'd become a mix of typical feminine and masculine characteristics rather than being devoid of both.

    Big beard, big breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tnetalque View Post
    S/he'd become a mix of typical feminine and masculine characteristics rather than being devoid of both.

    Big beard, big breasts.
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    Come now, the obvious answer is... em... well you see... uh... *head explodes*

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    Default Re: If V wore the belt of gender changing...

    Well, his/her Gender would change, but we wouldn't notice, would we?
    With Roy we noticed cuz he has really big boobs (what a weird sentence).
    But Maybe V won't if he turns into a girl. And if she turns into a guy.......... well you'd have to look really closely to notice.

    Or maybe nothing would happen. I don't think a Hermaphrodite would be affected by it......

    Oh, and I don't think his/her hair would change color. Th ebelt specifically changes Gender. Roy didn't grow hair.
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    V would change gender, but we wouldn't be able to tell.

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    The belt would cry, that's what would happen.
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    Default Re: If V wore the belt of gender changing...

    You know, maybe this is why no one can guess V's gender. Maybe he/she wears the belt from time to time. Yeah, i know Elan had it, but that can't be the only one...
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    Maybe the BELT would change gender....

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    The belt would work. V has a gender and the fact that nobody knows it does not negate the fact that he or she is indeed a male or female and the belt would thus turn him or her into her or him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mapmaker View Post
    V would look no different to us, but he/she would be terribly upset by the whole ordeal, thinking it a terribly obvious violation of his/her person, and would rant about it in a long drawnout manner that still gives us no hint of his/her gender.
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    Or the belt would explode... I don't know...

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