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2013-12-05, 01:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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2013-12-05, 05:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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2013-12-05, 12:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 101 Things to Do With a Dead Tarrasque
Here's an idea:
After making the Tarrasque into your thrall, get it to equip a Nipple Clamp of Exquisite Pain (BoVD, 8000gp), then you can chop off and eat its regenerating meat without angering it, instead giving it extreme pleasure. You could also use this to harvest Ambrosia (Liquid Pleasure) from it. You can then have it battle alongside you when needed, then harvest Tarrasque meat and ambrosia between fights.
For the story of how you ran out of Tarrasque? Make it a whole story full of intrigue, high hopes, and backstabbing.
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2013-12-05, 12:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2013-12-05, 12:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 101 Things to Do With a Dead Tarrasque
Turn it into a stage prop for an on-the-road mime show ?
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2013-12-05, 01:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 101 Things to Do With a Dead Tarrasque
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2013-12-05, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 101 Things to Do With a Dead Tarrasque
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2013-12-05, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2013-12-05, 02:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 101 Things to Do With a Dead Tarrasque
that, is one of the most efficient things I have ever heard about.
Wow! I would totally do that (I practised all my youth on doing this to Irish Wolfhounds... )
Or you could move it to Australia... Just sayin'Warlock Poetry?
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Better grab a drink...
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2013-12-05, 02:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 101 Things to Do With a Dead Tarrasque
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2013-12-05, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 101 Things to Do With a Dead Tarrasque
If you want to get RAW about it.. the item requires merely that it be worn (not specifying a body part), and is explicitly a ring.
Nipple Clamp of Exquisite Pain:
The wearer of this ring is immune to debilitating pain effects such as the circle of nausea spell. He is also immune to the wrack spell. He is not immune to actual damage described as pain, such as that found in eyes of the zombie, however. The clamp converts all pain into a pleasurable sensation. This item does not change how or whether the character takes damage, but it does change how he might react to it.
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2017-02-15, 07:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 101 Things to Do With a Dead Tarrasque
hug him/her/them/it! then find a way to domesticate it before it wakes up. Maybe commit shennanigans related to time travel and go to when the Tarrasque was created, True Mind Swap with Big T's creator, program a code of some kind into Big T that will domesticate him instantly. TMS back into your real body and head back to your own time, wait for Big T to wake up, use code you programmed in to domesticate him.
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2017-02-15, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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