1. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Arkhosia is shredded into small, easily-digested bits, because dragon.

Gained: 1449 2898
Worth: 1699 3148
Bounty: Still Jormengand

2. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Why do multiple people want me dead? I slay Orm with Greater Shout.
Fus Ro d10!

Gained: 3148
Worth: 3333

3. ## Re: Hunting For Points

That cave your tribe is lairing in... it's my stomach.

Gain: 6666!
Worth: 7342.
Bounty: Arkhosia.

@vv: I got killed since then once already.

4. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I behead Zaydos with a well placed sword strike.

Gain: 7342
Worth: 7401
Bounty: Zaydos

5. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Laughing Dog is smote until there's nothing but a little pile of sulfur.

Also, don't forget that I put a Bounty on Zaydos, so you currently have 14684 points. Which add to my points to give me...

*SUPER facepalm* My bad. Score should be...

Bounty: Laughing Dog

6. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I cast Meteor Strike on Dudeons. It takes a while for the orbital mechanics to work out, but the results are spectacular.

Gained: Well, that depends. There was a bounty on Dudeons. Per Dudeons' calc 14,919, doubled = 29,838. But the bounty on Zaydos was already collected before Dudeons brought sweet justice to his killer so I respectfully submit Zaydos is right (see his latest post edit above) and Laughing Dog didn't collect double points on Zaydos, therefore Dudeons should be worth 7401 + 235 = 7,636. Doubled. So by my math 15,272.

Worth: I'm going with my math here. 18,420. Don't hurt me, Drakeburn.

Bounty: Still Jormengand.

7. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I press the r key, and click on Orm-Embar, the Mathematician. Through the amazing power of my ult, he dies. (Okay, I'll stop it with the LoL references now).

Gained: 18420
Worth: 18470 (and a bounty!)
Bounty: on Dudeons, because why not.

@V: What, the scales of balance and grey armour not TN enough for you? Paladin indeed!

8. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Jormengard is eaten with a healthy helping of milk. Mmmm Paladin Flakes a divine healthy breakfast.

Gained: 36920
Worth: 44262 and a bounty
Bounty: Orm-Embar.
Let's break a hundred k, slimes, demons, knights, and others.

9. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Zaydos is the final boss of this thread-dungeon. I'm the main character (even if my hair is smaller than my head) and I slay the crap out of him.

*Insert Grand Boss Battle music from Mardek 3*

Gained: 88524
Worth: 96160 and a bounty
Bounty: Still Laughing Dog.

10. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Swords fall, Dudeon dies.

Gained: 192320
Worth: 199721 and a bounty
Bounty: Dudeons

11. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I sunder Laughing Dog.

Gained: 399442
Worth: 417912 (No bounty!)
Bounty: Zaydos.

12. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I fly Jormengand up to a great height, and let go.

Gained: 417,912
Worth: 436,332
Bounty: Drakeburn

13. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Stop criminal Scum!
....
Gained: 872,664
Total:872,813
Bounty: TPAM

14. ## Re: Hunting For Points

*hugs*

Oh, wait, that was an ineffective kill. So no points for me, I guess.

Still at:
1 point.

15. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Aw... just keep trying to murder people, Mahonri. I'm sure you'll get the hang of it eventually. Incidentally, That sword in your chest? That's mine.

Gained: 1
Worth: 3334
Bounty: Arkhosia

16. ## Re: Hunting For Points

4here4 dies a *Stabbity death* because... wait.... what do you mean wrong thread?

Gained: 3334
Worth: 3335
Bounty: TPBTPBM

17. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Lifscuetorya pays the ultimate price...a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Oh, and he's eviscerated by hungry Wurmples. Just saying.

Gained: 3335
Worth: 3336
Bounty: Uh...myself, because I ought to make this easy for TPBM.

Wait...OH GOD I"M GOING TO DIE!!! AIE-YEEH!

18. ## Re: Hunting For Points

The visceral remains of a cockatrice is wrapped around my oiled leather glove as I shove it into your face.
Mua. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Gained: 6672
Worth: 6673
Bounty:
The Person Below 4here4's next post.
Note: I am TPBTPBM of Lifescuetorya. Let me give you some sugar, baby (and by sugar I mean 13346 points)

19. ## Re: Hunting For Points

A Heavy Lourde falls out of hammerspace and squishy-squashes you dead.

Gained: 13346
Worth: 16680
Bounty: Arkhosia again.

And the target of Eternis's bounty is... TPBM!

20. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Me!
I loudly play a recording of Elmer Fudd singing "I am a Rock" near 4here4 until he dies from laughter.

Gained: 16680
Worth: 20015
Bounty: Me, to see what happens.

@v I had a double bounty, so wouldn't it be 80060?

21. ## Re: Hunting For Points

You were playing D&D with your friends, but you used me when you rolled a one, which means you are mauled by chickens IRL.

Gained: 40030
Worth: 136,190

22. ## Re: Hunting For Points

Originally Posted by Dudeons
You were playing D&D with your friends, but you used me when you rolled a one, which means you are mauled by chickens IRL.

Gained: 40030
Worth: 136,190
You rolled a 1 in AC!

Gained: 272,380
Original worth: 872,816
Worth: 1,145,196

23. ## Re: Hunting For Points

You forgot as the final boss I have many forms! Killing me once just makes me Dry Zaydos!

Gained: 2,290,392

Worth: 2,334,654

Bounty: 4here4

24. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I use about 6 dozen bob-ombs, but I do manage to destroy Dry Zaydos.

Gained:4,669,308
Worth:4,869,029
Bounty: The next person to place a bounty on me.

25. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I challenge Laughing Dog to a battle of wits, in which he loses.

Gained: 4,869,029
Worth: 4,869,030
Bounty: Arkhosia

26. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I clean the sawzall and regretfully change the "Days Without a Workplace Accident" sign back to zero.

Gained: 4869029
Worth: 5305361
Bounty on: Dudeons, not that I'm still holding a grudge over that time I rolled a 1 versus petrification.

27. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I use Orm-Embar's draconic body to fuel my unholy rebirth!

Gained: 5,305,361
Worth: 7,640,015
Bounty: Next person to post who doesn't already have a bounty on them.

28. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I cast Dispel Magic on Zaydos, thus removing the dark majicks that animate his skeleton.

Gained: 7,640,015
Worth: 7,640,016
Bounty: Zaydos, for putting a bounty on me.

29. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I crush jhunter_d by landing on him. Sorry.

Gained: 15280032, if my math is correct
Worth:15300047
Bounty: The next person to post that doesn't have a dragon avatar.

I currently have no bounty.

30. ## Re: Hunting For Points

I breed a new species of arsenic laced gnats, and have them fly into Lifscuetorya's mouth when he's not looking. It takes a while, but I have patience.

Gained: 15300047
Worth: 15300047 (lol)
Bounty: Lifscuetorya

Apparently I have a Bounty on my head because of Lifscuetorya and my non-draconic avy.

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