[Nexus] The Wall V

**Arkhosia** · 2014-02-21, 02:45 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by LordDeathkeeper

Or, you could walk away and not be involved. Don't see the problem.

No, I mean that it'll probably be dragged into this due to my connections to Magtok.
And I definitely will be because I want to!

**5a Violista** · 2014-02-21, 02:49 AM (ISO 8601)

And I'll definitely be involved because someone stole my journal and I can't find it.

No, seriously. Where is it?

<Description of black leather-bound book follows this writing>

**happyturtle** · 2014-02-21, 04:57 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Arkhosia

No, I mean that I'm going to end up being dragged into the conflict whether I like it or not.

She means she's ****ing the cyborg.

**Arkhosia** · 2014-02-21, 05:00 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by happyturtle

She means she's ****ing the cyborg.

Ex girlfriend, actually. At least I think I'm his ex girlfriend...

**Hattish Thing** · 2014-02-21, 05:23 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by happyturtle

She means she's ****ing the cyborg.

Oh gods.

Girl, you need a priest or something. Seriously.

You might catch a virus.

...

......

GET IT A VIRUS. CAUSE HES A CYBORG. AND A CYBORG STD IS A VIRUS.

It's funny, I'm laughing. I really am too much, aren't I.

Snerk. Magtok. Really? Snerkkkk.

**Arkhosia** · 2014-02-21, 05:25 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

Oh gods.

Girl, you need a priest or something. Seriously.

You might catch a virus.

...

......

GET IT A VIRUS. CAUSE HES A CYBORG. AND A CYBORG STD IS A VIRUS.

It's funny, I'm laughing. I really am too much, aren't I.

Snerk. Magtok. Really? Snerkkkk.

*Slow clap*
Bravo!

**Hattish Thing** · 2014-02-21, 05:28 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Arkhosia

*Slow clap*
Bravo!

...Why are you clapping?

I just insulted you. Did you not get the memo? You should be insulted. Else insulting you isn't fun. It's fairly simple.

I insulted your honor and health, or something. You should be calling me names or something.

Unless you really just have no clue what my totes complex wordplay means. I mean, ya ****ed Maggy. You can't be that smart.

LOL

**Arkhosia** · 2014-02-21, 05:30 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

...Why are you clapping?

I just insulted you. Did you not get the memo? You should be insulted. Else insulting you isn't fun. It's fairly simple.

I insulted your honor and health, or something. You should be calling me names or something.

Unless you really just have no clue what my totes complex wordplay means. I mean, ya ****ed Maggy. You can't be that smart.

LOL

Actually, I did not. I'm simply applauding your horrible pun.
I like puns.

**Hattish Thing** · 2014-02-21, 05:32 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Arkhosia

Actually, I did not. I'm simply applauding your horrible pun.
I like puns.

...

Maggy....?

Did you brainwash this one...?

Uhhhh. Well I'm suitably bored now. I think I'ma go troll someone else now.

**Arkhosia** · 2014-02-21, 05:41 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

...

Maggy....?

Did you brainwash this one...?

Uhhhh. Well I'm suitably bored now. I think I'ma go troll someone else now.

No, I came pre-crazy.

**happyturtle** · 2014-02-21, 06:27 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Arkhosia

Ex girlfriend, actually. At least I think I'm his ex girlfriend...

Why would that get you involved then?

**GrandDM** · 2014-02-21, 07:06 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Mahonri Violist

And I'll definitely be involved because someone stole my journal and I can't find it.

No, seriously. Where is it?

<Description of black leather-bound book follows this writing>

We would be willing to look into this matter for a small fee.

**Lord Magtok** · 2014-02-21, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Arkhosia

Ex girlfriend, actually. At least I think I'm his ex girlfriend...

Raptor Christ, no. You were never anything more than a single date and a handful of terrible decisions, Caelynn. Don't worry, if DC decides to kill you, it's going to be because you curtained with Reinholdt and got pregnant, not because you did anything as harmless as ask me out to dinner once.

Ark, you might need a different text color on Wall. Poor Marcy over there thinks you're Caelynn. It's pretty funny, honestly. Poor, stupid, clueless Marcy.

**TechnoScrabble** · 2014-02-21, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lord Magtok

Raptor Christ, no. You were never anything more than a single date and a handful of terrible decisions, Caelynn. Don't worry, if DC decides to kill you, it's going to be because you curtained with Reinholdt and got pregnant, not because you did anything as harmless as ask me out to dinner once.

Ark, you might need a different text color on Wall. Poor Marcy over there thinks you're Caelynn. It's pretty funny, honestly. Poor, stupid, clueless Marcy.

Knew you were evil, didn't think you're a ****, though. Wow, man.

**Duck999** · 2014-02-21, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Duck999

Hello fellow existent and non-existent beings. I muself exist, and am a ninja of high class. I would like to see more ninjas int he world, as there are few as of now. Of those few, only a few are good ninjas. Anyone seeing my point? Probably not.
I want there to be more good ninjas out there, so I have decided to open a school for ninjas. It is not yet open, for a good reason. If no one wants to join, I have no reason to waste time building it when I could be doing ninja stuff instead.
So, ninjas of the world, if you would like to be better ninjas, or you are not a ninjas, but would like to be one, say so here. Pick up a card below for contact information.
Below is a small box with business cards in it. Each one says:
Tau, Master Ninja
School of Ninjas
1 Ninja street, Inside

On the back it says:
Of course, this is not my real name, why would I give that to strangers.

When there are 5 or less cards left, the box will refill automatically.
((I posted in the OOC about this, but if you want to roleplay your joining or interest in joining, here you go.))

The previous is crossed off, replaced with this piece of writing:
The ninja school is up and running. For all the ninjas out there that want to become better! For all those non-ninjas out there that want to become ninjas! All are welcome, as long as they are willing to be ninjafied. I, Tau (not my real name), will train all willing to accept my training.
This is a wonderful chance to do something great with your life. To learn how to join, grab a card below.
The previous refilling box is now full of cards that say this:
Tau, Master Ninja and Trainer
School of Ninjas
(It has a description of where the forest is, and where in the forest the school is. It also says that to join you have to get to the school, in the tops of the trees.)

On the back it says:
Of course, this is not my real name, why would I give that to strangers.

It still has the same magical properties.

**Hattish Thing** · 2014-02-21, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by TechnoScrabble

Knew you were evil, didn't think you're a ****, though. Wow, man.

Ow Maggy, that hurts me inside.

Did you wake up under the bed or in someone's dungeon or something?

Srs fussnss.

As for the Caelynn thing... That's not Caelynn?

Speaking of her, did you, like murder her or something? I haven't seen her since I sent her to spy on ya.

You see, the reason you have people hatin' on you is because not only are you a douche, but you're also evil.

I'm just a douchebag, so I don't get any crusades against me. I just get assassins. >.>

**Darkcomet** · 2014-02-21, 01:39 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lord Magtok

Raptor Christ, no. You were never anything more than a single date and a handful of terrible decisions, Caelynn. Don't worry, if DC decides to kill you, it's going to be because you curtained with Reinholdt and got pregnant, not because you did anything as harmless as ask me out to dinner once.

wait, what

**TechnoScrabble** · 2014-02-21, 01:40 PM (ISO 8601)

Looks like the cat's out of the bag!

**Deathkeeper** · 2014-02-21, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by TechnoScrabble

Looks like the cat's out of the bag!

You should be ashamed.

**Lord Magtok** · 2014-02-21, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)

It's okay, DC. I've already got this one under control; the second anyone sees pink eyes or a magical aura or anything, the baby's deader than disco. You go sort out the sun business or that other thing, I'll let you know if WATCH needs to get involved.

Paler text is Arkhosia, darker is Caelynn, Marcy. You were talking to the wrong catgirl. You were also apparently trying to insult your own spy for sleeping with me, something she never actually did incidentally, but something that sounds like the sort of thing you'd pay that spy to do.

**Hattish Thing** · 2014-02-21, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Darkcomet

wait, what

You never did acknowledge the request I made regarding a possible temporary unification. Working together towards a mutual goal tends to get more things done.

You keep talking on and on about a war. Against AMEN, perhaps? I'm not quite clear.

I believe we could possible be much more effective together than separate... Both of us hate AMEN.

**TechnoScrabble** · 2014-02-21, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by LordDeathkeeper

You should be ashamed.

It was nicer than 'the cat got into the bag'.

**Hattish Thing** · 2014-02-21, 01:53 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Lord Magtok

It's okay, DC. I've already got this one under control; the second anyone sees pink eyes or a magical aura or anything, the baby's deader than disco. You go sort out the sun business or that other thing, I'll let you know if WATCH needs to get involved.

Paler text is Arkhosia, darker is Caelynn, Marcy. You were talking to the wrong catgirl. You were also apparently trying to insult your own spy for sleeping with me, something she never actually did incidentally, but something that sounds like the sort of thing you'd pay that spy to do.

She was supposed to plant a bug on you, but I guess she didn't for some reason. I dunno. Wasn't a very effective spy. What happened to her anyway?

**Arkhosia** · 2014-02-21, 01:53 PM (ISO 8601)

GODDAMN IT MAGTOK!

**Ionbound** · 2014-02-21, 01:56 PM (ISO 8601)

Alright, everyone calm down. We shouldn't kill Caelynn because of what her kid might do. And if I find out someone's trying, they'll be deader than disco, HALO's opinion on the matter be damned.

**TechnoScrabble** · 2014-02-21, 01:56 PM (ISO 8601)

Woahwoahwoah. Killing a baby? I'm not okay with that.

Mad uncool, yo.

**Hattish Thing** · 2014-02-21, 01:57 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by Arkhosia

GODDAMN IT MAGTOK!

You're Caelynn, right? If you're not, or somehow know her, relay this message.

You are an utter faaaaaiiil at doing anything spy-like at all. Like. I could do a better job.

**Deathkeeper** · 2014-02-21, 01:57 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by firedaemon33

Alright, everyone calm down. We shouldn't kill Caelynn because of what her kid might do. And if I find out someone's trying, they'll be deader than disco, HALO's opinion on the matter be damned.

Nobody has suggested that. Why the crap would you start that?

**Hattish Thing** · 2014-02-21, 01:59 PM (ISO 8601)

Originally Posted by TechnoScrabble

Woahwoahwoah. Killing a baby? I'm not okay with that.

Mad uncool, yo.

It'd be for the greater good, wouldn't it, now?

You types usually condone dark actions to being "for the greater good" and all that.

So why isn't it okay now? That... spawnling could end up just like Reinholdt. Do we really want another apocalypse? Can you allow that to happen?

**Morty** · 2014-02-21, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)

People should learn to stop hiring random shmucks they just met as spies.

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