[Nexus] The Wall V

[Ionbound]

Speaking of wanting to beat AMENite ass, Magtok, Arkhosia, if I see you two again, it will not be pleasant for anyone involved except for maybe me.

[Ashen Lilies]

In all seriousness, would WATCH please share what it knows about the demons? Seeing as two of its members, Decker and Ilpholin, are both confirmed carriers of that strain of diabolic corruption, and the would-be plague-bearers used one of Ilpholin's equally corrupted pawns to make it look like AMEN was behind that earlier attack on Inside, it is important that we get to the bottom of this.

I mean it. I don't give a **** what you do to AMEN, or if it's been framed or not, but there's clearly some sort of demonic possession going around, making AMENites more likely to go on terrorist rampages, and whatever information you're hoarding is going to get innocent people killed.

Apologies. My player doesn't have much time to post, or that great a memory, and has been trying to sort out OoC from IC knowledge for the past week or so, which is why response has been slow.

I have similar suspicions to yours, and the desire to investigate, but in immediate answer to your query: try dragon bone.

[Arkhosia]

Speaking of wanting to beat AMENite ass, Magtok, Arkhosia, if I see you two again, it will not be pleasant for anyone involved except for maybe me.

I'm not apologizing for art.
Seriously though, that was hilarious!

[Duck999]

Wanted: Alive
One Leonard Hale, male tire geal, green skin
Be forewarned if subject is not wearing sealed armour, he sweats a mind altering substance known to induce euphoria, affection, and an unwillingness to fight.
Reward to be discussed on delivery.

I assisted in returning Leonard to his race. Reward?

[Ionbound]

I'm not apologizing for art.
Seriously though, that was hilarious!

You know, if you had left it at the Ramen Pool, I might have let this go. It was breaking my muzzle, drugging Civvy, and making it look like I drank myself unconscious that made this personal.

[Arkhosia]

You know, if you had left it at the Ramen Pool, I might have let this go. It was breaking my muzzle, drugging Civvy, and making it look like I drank myself unconscious that made this personal.

You tried to burn my face off!
And i was trying to just K.O. you. I only did that because you nearly burned my face off, bitch!

[Ashen Lilies]

Giiiiiiirl, she tried to burn your face off? Oh no she di'n't!

...
Never do this to me again, Kal.

[Ionbound]

You tried to burn my face off!
And i was trying to just K.O. you. I only did that because you nearly burned my face off, bitch!

I tried to burn your face because you broke my muzzle! Do you know what that equates to on a human face?! No? YOU BROKE MY FACE! Nose? GONE! Lower Jaw? GONE! Anything in between? GONE!

[Arkhosia]

I tried to burn your face because you broke my muzzle! Do you know what that equates to on a human face?! No? YOU BROKE MY FACE! Nose? GONE! Lower Jaw? GONE! Anything in between? GONE!

It's called a healing potion.
And apologies, then. I was not aware of the severity.

[Ionbound]

It's called a healing potion.
And apologies, then. I was not aware of the severity.

Yeah, I got fixed up pretty quick afterwards...Still. If I run into you and Magtok, you guys had better familiarize yourselves with how to stitch up a deep claw wound.

[Arkhosia]

Yeah, I got fixed up pretty quick afterwards...Still. If I run into you and Magtok, you guys had better familiarize yourselves with how to stitch up a deep claw wound.

thanks for the warning.

[Taet]

My life is less like a soap opera than this, and I literally live in a constant string of multiple-barreled firearms and cannibalized spouses.

Inside! Magazine wants to write about you! Come to Hodgepodge Street for a talk and we may even write about things you did say and do!

Alright...okay, I got some sleep, and now I think I can handle this, without gaping blankly and struggling to understand how anyone could be so terribly wrong about something.

Ordinary silicon golem? No. That's not what I am. Nothing golem-ish to do with me. I don't know what ruby backbones or mixed aromas or vibrate settings have to do with golems, but last I checked, I didn't have any of that magicky nonsense either.

He looked at me!

He saw what you thought about him.

Oh no I am going to die.

Yes.

[TechnoScrabble]

I assisted in returning Leonard to his race. Reward?

1000 gold. Inside bank box ten.

[Beans]

Inside! Magazine wants to write about you! Come to Hodgepodge Street for a talk and we may even write about things you did say and do!

I have a better idea.
Nerve gas.

[ThirdEmperor]

One thousand? Hope you missed a zero there. Hardly pays for ammo in these parts.

[Lord Magtok]

Apologies. My player doesn't have much time to post, or that great a memory, and has been trying to sort out OoC from IC knowledge for the past week or so, which is why response has been slow.

I have similar suspicions to yours, and the desire to investigate, but in immediate answer to your query: try dragon bone.

Alright, but just to clarify, are you suggesting I employ a fragment of the skeleton of a dragon, or are you rudely telling me to get lost, and go screw a giant, fire-breathing lizard?

I tried to burn your face because you broke my muzzle! Do you know what that equates to on a human face?! No? YOU BROKE MY FACE! Nose? GONE! Lower Jaw? GONE! Anything in between? GONE!

Wow, that was some punch! Ark, remind me not to get on your bad side, would you?

[Arkhosia]

"Alright, but just to clarify, are you suggesting I employ a fragment of the skeleton of a dragon, or are you rudely telling me to get lost, and go screw a giant, fire-breathing lizard?"




Wow, that was some punch! Ark, remind me not to get on your bad side, would you?

You should not get on my bad side, Magtok.

[Tris]

Ho, ehtyoush! Iot not!

[Ashen Lilies]

The former, Magtok. It's known to kill demons of this sort, and counteract their corruption.

[Arkhosia]

Update on Therlynn: She also shot Magtok with an arrow...

IN THE GODDAMN ****ING KNEE!

Seriously, who does that!? It's the worst joke ever!

[Darkcomet]

AUTOMATED MESSAGE:

The construction of the Evolution Industries Class 4 installation has been delayed indefinitely. We apologize for the inconvenience.

[The Bushranger]

If that is truly how you feel of me, Clarissa, then I regret to have been so sadly misunderstanding of your true nature.

[Tris]

Wea apo pwoea sprweapo ewap ooeow in the khcw? Thei dnpweap sosoe for.

[Beans]

Za gose gimou Bekki go zishujou do gziragen Kusasiga-gara. Zadagzi za kabomon daren mudunzegasu.

[Ionbound]

Update on Therlynn: She also shot Magtok with an arrow...

IN THE GODDAMN ****ING KNEE!

Seriously, who does that!? It's the worst joke ever!

Hey, you two idiots were running away, where else was I supposed to hit him? And what is this joke you two keep blathering about?

[Arkhosia]

Hey, you two idiots were running away, where else was I supposed to hit him? And what is this joke you two keep blathering about?

'I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee'.
Also, apparently 'took an arrow to the knee' was old slang that means 'got married'.

[TechnoScrabble]

'I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee'.
Also, apparently 'took an arrow to the knee' was old slang that means 'got married'.

So Maggy went on an adventure and married a werewolf?

[Arkhosia]

So Maggy went on an adventure and married a werewolf?

No. The bitch shot him in the knee with an arrow.
Yes, pun intended.

[BladeofObliviom]

The former, Magtok. It's known to kill demons of this sort, and counteract their corruption.

...You're ****ing kidding. So when Kal was asking about demon cures, I could have solved that whole ridiculous dispute with a ****ing nail file? ****!


On a different note, people who seem to be convinced that they're AMEN's designated spokespeople, please just sit down and think about what you're writing. Evil is allowed to be petty once in a while, but this is getting silly and embarrassing.

[Tris]

I thisisge pettyo whil nllt hist.