Cattle Driving Necromancers-Bizarre Campaign Journal

[Inevitability]

*Joins the line of possibly final posts*

[Perturbulent]

We are too close for it to be over now.

[IntelectPaladin]

Could he have forgotten? Is he in the hospital? Those are the questions that nip at me.

[Traab]

Could he have forgotten? Is he in the hospital? Those are the questions that nip at me.

He cant be in the hospital. That would mean this was one of those "The main character was secretly in a coma imagining the whole story" type of things and there is NO WAY this will end like that!

[FocusWolf413]

If we pray and sacrifice enough, we might win his love back.

[Ice]

i am wondering if Kaveman would care if i stole this campaign setting, and general plot... and some of the creatures (scionic Minotaur).

[NRSASD]

You guys find the sacrifices, I'll start building the temple! *Picks up bricks, begins assembling ziggurat*

[Cernor]

You guys find the sacrifices, I'll start building the temple! *Picks up bricks, begins assembling ziggurat*

Bricks?! The great Kaveman has no regard for ziggurats made of mere bricks.

*Hands you a bag of skulls*

These will work better.
;)

[Inevitability]

I wonder if we can tip this thread over 50 pages? AFAIK it'd be the first time a campaign log on this site needs a second thread made.

[Reboot]

I wonder if we can tip this thread over 50 pages? AFAIK it'd be the first time a campaign log on this site needs a second thread made.

Don't try (at least, not before Kaveman's finished). It would be better to have it all in one go. Not least to see how ridiculously high the view count will get.

Just leave things be until he gets back, or until it gets near 45 days from this post.

[LooseCannoneer]

Don't try (at least, not before Kaveman's finished). It would be better to have it all in one go. Not least to see how ridiculously high the view count will get.

Just leave things be until he gets back, or until it gets near 45 days from this post.

We could let Kaveman have the last post on this thread. Allowing him to deal the killing blow to a sacrifice might bring him back.

[FocusWolf413]

We could let Kaveman have the last post on this thread. Allowing him to deal the killing blow to a sacrifice might bring him back.

Gods do not sacrifice.

[Perturbulent]

He has been gone for so long.

[GnomishPride]

Oh look! Another sacrificial victim to our eldritch patron, Kaveman!

[Inevitability]

That is not dead which can eternal lie! Ia Ia Kaveman Fhtagn!

[FocusWolf413]

There's an empty spot in me. Kaveman isn't updating, The All Guardsmen Party isn't updating, What If isn't updating, nothing is updating!

[GnomishPride]

There's an empty spot in me. Kaveman isn't updating, The All Guardsmen Party isn't updating, What If isn't updating, nothing is updating!

It's 2016, the world is ending. Par for the course, really.

[Ionsniper]

Have a link to the What If thread? I'll read that in the mean time while I wait for Karman and Allguardsmen to get back!

[FocusWolf413]

What if isn't a campaign log, it's a series of essays. http://what-if.xkcd.com

[Roughishguy86]

I am officially heartbroken by the fact that I seen this was getting posted on again and I got excited but now I am depressed.

[Inevitability]

What if isn't a campaign log, it's a series of essays. http://what-if.xkcd.com

It's still worth reading, though: it's got fireflies half as heavy as the Milky Way and freakishly fast-growing babies.

[Demon 997]

There's an empty spot in me. Kaveman isn't updating, The All Guardsmen Party isn't updating, What If isn't updating, nothing is updating!

Truly, there is nothing left. Civ 6 streams are out, which is something. But yeah, I want gaming stories to read.

[IntelectPaladin]

There's an empty spot in me. Kaveman isn't updating, The All Guardsmen Party isn't updating, What If isn't updating, nothing is updating!

Well, it seem's I have no choice.
Well, technically I have a choice, I've just locked one in.
I will have to run my own campaign log.
Now, now, I know what you're probably thinking,
"How long will this dullard last?"
Probably awhile, and possibly with a story that's partially interesting.
My first nat one was..eventful. As was quite a bit else. Not 20% of it nice.
I'm looking forward to sharing my eventful past with you all,
and I'm still hoping for Kave's return.
I still haven't lost hope. Patience is worn a bit, but not hope.
Thank you for reading this, and I hope you have a better day!

[Kaveman26]

I have NEARLY finished a single campaign completing post. It is condensed in portions in an effort to reach the conclusion but will still be thirty to forty pages in length. Look for that late today or tomorrow. I will post a follow up epilogue shortly after and a full map with some notes in the sometime near future

[Jacob.Tyr]

I have NEARLY finished a single campaign completing post. It is condensed in portions in an effort to reach the conclusion but will still be thirty to forty pages in length. Look for that late today or tomorrow. I will post a follow up epilogue shortly after and a full map with some notes in the sometime near future

Holy **** he's back!

[GnomishPride]

Can I say "Hallelujah!" loud enough?

[Khaiel]

I've been reading this since the beginning. I'm really excited for the end.

[Terrorvein]

Well, I'm on this hype train!

[TooMuchTIme]

Hallelujah!!

[Inevitability]

You mocked us, but the prophets of the seven maws foresaw all! Now, at the end of times, the pus-weeping gates of Cal'Drig'Nech'Bizz have opened, and forth has come Kaveman, Ender of Stories! Ia! Ia!