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2014-04-16, 06:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 07:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
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2014-04-16, 08:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
Yeah. I swear to stay an exemplar of the lawful slash neutral slash chaotic square bracket delete whichever is inappropriate square bracket good slash neutral slash evil square bracket delete whichever is inappropriate square bracket alignment so that I may find my eternal reward in heaven slash hell slash nirvana slash limbo delete which ever is inappropriate full stop.
Or in other words, it's a long-running traditional Pratchett joke that the watch makes people read their oath like that.Resident Vancian Apologist
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2014-04-16, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
On a related note:
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2014-04-16, 08:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 09:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 09:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
Oh, for Pete's sake. They're referencing the second example.
I am so, so sorry. Hope nobody had anything important to do today.
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2014-04-16, 09:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
MUAHAHA, FOR I HAVE NOW TRICKED NOT ONE, BUT TWO OF YOU INTO EXPLAINING A JOKE!
A JOKE THAT, WHILE I COULD TELL WAS BEING MADE, I DID IN FACT NOT GET, THEREBY RENDERING THE BENEFITS OF MY DECEPTION TWOFOLD!
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2014-04-16, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
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We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.
Spriggan's Den Heroic Fantasy Roleplaying
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2014-04-16, 02:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2014-04-16, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 05:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
Epic Sax Dragon?
Somebody gif it!
Also:Spoiler
Well played.
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2014-04-16, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
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2014-04-16, 10:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
I'M NOT CRAZY!!
I just find sanity a rather dull affair
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2014-04-16, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
I count at least one skull, so I assume the hyperbadass minion got sassy.
I was actually just getting the quote to fit the Motivator site's preferred aspect ratio. :P
(I'll delete/replace it if ya like, Sith, I just figured since you were signing your evil laughter with a skull and all... )
Spoiler: Ticket to the thread show
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2014-04-16, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YCLWHYHXcU#t=8m17s
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2014-04-16, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2014-04-17, 12:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
Well, if it were me, and my special mount or minion got sassy, I would break out one of the Polymorph scrolls I keep around for just such an occasion so they would be sentient enough to understand why I was... "downsizing" them.
Spoiler: This is a kind of horrible story along the same lines, be advisedThis somehow reminds me, I remember reading a sci-fi book once where there was this race of engineered livestock that was sentient; the aliens who bred them poked them in the brain with a needle when they were young so they wouldn't feel bad about eating them later.
At one point, the main character, a human raised by them, talked about how he felt sorry for them, so one of his caretakers said something like "Yes, I know dear, but that's the way it has to be. We've tried breeding them to be nonintelligent, but it ruins the taste!"
Wish I could find that quote, there's a demotivator in there somewhere.
And now I feel terrible for saying both of those things, so pardon my while I produce something a little more in keeping with my bubbly and chipper alignment:
Spoiler: It's even more d'aww in context
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2014-04-17, 02:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-18, 06:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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SpoilerWe are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.
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2014-04-18, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-18, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.
Spriggan's Den Heroic Fantasy Roleplaying
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2014-04-18, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
Ooh, Excellent Serei no moribito Posters!
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2014-04-18, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
I got ideas for a couple more, but I have to remember which episodes the scenes were to make some screenshots.
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We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.
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2014-04-19, 04:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]
This week, on A&E's Classes We Want to Love But Can't...
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It would be such an awesome class if the shaping times and durations were actually any good, too.
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2014-04-19, 06:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-19, 12:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-19, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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