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    Remember: "It's Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic [delete whichever is inappropriate] Good/Neutral [delete whichever is inappropriate], not Lawful Nice."
    FTFY. All of the bolded bits are on your keyboard you know.
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    That's how wizards beta test their new animals. If it survives Australia, it's a go. Which in hindsight explains a LOT about Australia.

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    FTFY. All of the bolded bits are on your keyboard you know.
    You sir, have obviously never taken The Oath
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    Yeah. I swear to stay an exemplar of the lawful slash neutral slash chaotic square bracket delete whichever is inappropriate square bracket good slash neutral slash evil square bracket delete whichever is inappropriate square bracket alignment so that I may find my eternal reward in heaven slash hell slash nirvana slash limbo delete which ever is inappropriate full stop.

    Or in other words, it's a long-running traditional Pratchett joke that the watch makes people read their oath like that.
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    Default Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]

    On a related note:

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    NOTHING screams munchkin like having your own invisible, flying, undead whale stronghold.

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    FTFY. All of the bolded bits are on your keyboard you know.
    You, sir, are missing da joke.
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    to grow old and wither and die."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozen_Feet View Post
    You, sir, are missing da joke.
    The joke does not get better or even more legible by using the word slash instead of /.

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    Oh, for Pete's sake. They're referencing the second example.
    I am so, so sorry. Hope nobody had anything important to do today.
    "Yes, it is difficult, but not impossibly difficult. I would say absurdly difficult."

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    NOTHING screams munchkin like having your own invisible, flying, undead whale stronghold.

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    MUAHAHA, FOR I HAVE NOW TRICKED NOT ONE, BUT TWO OF YOU INTO EXPLAINING A JOKE!
    A JOKE THAT, WHILE I COULD TELL WAS BEING MADE, I DID IN FACT NOT GET, THEREBY RENDERING THE BENEFITS OF MY DECEPTION TWOFOLD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cirrylius View Post
    That's how wizards beta test their new animals. If it survives Australia, it's a go. Which in hindsight explains a LOT about Australia.

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    That last picture isn't showing properly. I believe you meant this:

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    Awesome Avvy by Sizlord!

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    clearly unoptimized, he doesnt have 1 hyperbadass minion or 3 decent ones around him.
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    Here's a small downpayment on my back tax.

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    *Proceeds to google "Bride of the Portable Hole", jokingly wondering if it might exist*

    *It does.*

    What.

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    Epic Sax Dragon?
    Somebody gif it!

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    Well played.

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    Epic Sax Dragon?
    Somebody gif it!

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    Well played.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erik Vale View Post
    If you were trying to remove the name through the croping, you need to copy a section to cover up the edit bit.
    Or maybe he's trying to get Sith labelled, but wants to show he 'tried' to protect the innocent. The plot thickens!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toapat View Post
    clearly unoptimized, he doesnt have 1 hyperbadass minion or 3 decent ones around him.
    I count at least one skull, so I assume the hyperbadass minion got sassy.
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    If you were trying to remove the name through the croping, you need to copy a section to cover up the edit bit.
    I was actually just getting the quote to fit the Motivator site's preferred aspect ratio. :P
    (I'll delete/replace it if ya like, Sith, I just figured since you were signing your evil laughter with a skull and all... )

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    Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YCLWHYHXcU#t=8m17s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Time Blossom View Post
    I count at least one skull, so I assume the hyperbadass minion got sassy.
    Humanoids arent legal targets for the special mount, nor for the Fiendish minion or the Undead minion. Hes clearly not powergaming his Paladin of Slaughter with a splash into blackguard
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    Well, if it were me, and my special mount or minion got sassy, I would break out one of the Polymorph scrolls I keep around for just such an occasion so they would be sentient enough to understand why I was... "downsizing" them.

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    This somehow reminds me, I remember reading a sci-fi book once where there was this race of engineered livestock that was sentient; the aliens who bred them poked them in the brain with a needle when they were young so they wouldn't feel bad about eating them later.

    At one point, the main character, a human raised by them, talked about how he felt sorry for them, so one of his caretakers said something like "Yes, I know dear, but that's the way it has to be. We've tried breeding them to be nonintelligent, but it ruins the taste!"

    Wish I could find that quote, there's a demotivator in there somewhere.

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    The Truth levels in this poster are overwhelming.

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    (I'll delete/replace it if ya like, Sith, I just figured since you were signing your evil laughter with a skull and all... )
    Gee, good question, does the poster with a Sith Lord motif care that his nefarious deeds have been immortalized?
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    That's how wizards beta test their new animals. If it survives Australia, it's a go. Which in hindsight explains a LOT about Australia.

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    That's exactly what I thought of. Poor Carrow...

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    I got ideas for a couple more, but I have to remember which episodes the scenes were to make some screenshots.

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    This week, on A&E's Classes We Want to Love But Can't...

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    It would be such an awesome class if the shaping times and durations were actually any good, too.

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    It would be such an awesome class if the shaping times and durations were actually any good, too.
    Whoa, when did Gaara become a girl? Toph specifically isn't very good with sand because it screws with her tremorsight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sith_Happens View Post
    Whoa, when did Gaara become a girl? Toph specifically isn't very good with sand because it screws with her tremorsight.
    Sozin's Comet Part 1 specifically showed Toph becoming much, much better with sand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sith_Happens View Post
    Whoa, when did Gaara become a girl? Toph specifically isn't very good with sand because it screws with her tremorsight.
    no, Toph is fine using sand, she just cant see while standing on sand. if she was bad with it then she couldnt have helped Katara with the drill during the attack on Ba Sing Sei
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