D&D Demotivators Episode VIII: [Demotivating Intensifies]

[Urpriest]

I think the N is in the wrong spot there...

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Edit: PCs also have no concept of elegance.

[Manly Man]

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[Necroticplague]

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Alternative subtitle:

That charisma score does more than just cast spells.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

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That makes the gross supposition of attractiveness.

[Ionbound]

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Edit: PCs also have no concept of elegance.

So, the Cult of Skarro is an evil adventuring party? This makes a disturbing amount of sense actually...

[Manly Man]

That makes the gross supposition of attractiveness.

Well, the guy who did the art for Dragon's Crown pretty much stated outright that he hyper-sexualized all the women as a satirical statement, and pretty much none of the character designs were supposed to be taken seriously.

And besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, anyway.

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[Ionbound]

If someone can find a SFW pic that would work for this, here's a demotivator idea:

Atlus
Even When They're Making Smut, There's Still a Philosophical Point

Sadly, it's not RPG related exactly, so it probably doesn't belong here.

[Cristo Meyers]

If someone can find a SFW pic that would work for this, here's a demotivator idea:

Atlus
Even When They're Making Smut, There's Still a Philosophical Point

Sadly, it's not RPG related exactly, so it probably doesn't belong here.

Might take a little work, but the first thing that came to mind was the cover art for Catherine

[JHShadon]

Well, the guy who did the art for Dragon's Crown pretty much stated outright that he hyper-sexualized all the women as a satirical statement, and pretty much none of the character designs were supposed to be taken seriously.

And besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, anyway.

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That gives me an idea.

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[Dienekes]

As the others already explained the Daleks are NOT scary. I know the Weeping Angels (a really cool concept) but never heard of the shadows. One-Hit Kill Lasers are one thing but you forgot the immunity that every protagonist has from ranged weapons fired by creatures without a large text passage. (That's part of why GoT is so popular. Martin doesn't care about plot armor.)

Daleks have been scary in exactly 1 episode of New Who, their first one. And they probably could pull it off in a couple more if handled correctly. But honestly their appeal comes more from their strength as villains, their insanely awesome plotlines, and the sheer bizarre factor. There really isn't a villain I can think of that are like Daleks. They're pretty much individual tanks that actually have a shape that is pretty well designed (relatively speaking for sci-fi robots/battle suits) for protection and artillery.

Also, as a huge fan of ASOIAF, I'd actually argue about whether or not Martin cares about plot armor. If he really didn't, a bunch more characters would have died by now.

[Arkhosia]

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[MesiDoomstalker]

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Edit: PCs also have no concept of elegance.

OH! See I was thinking the silly group of Humans and a Time Lord were the PCs. Thats why it made no sense.

[Forrestfire]

I... I want to play a game as the Cult of Skaro now...

[Milo v3]

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Gramarie Posters:

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[Vknight]

That makes the gross supposition of attractiveness.

And? Are you just complaining because its a joke based on the over-sexualized character. Because it calls the over-sexualized character attractive when what is considered physical beauty is mutable and has changed, but you yourself do not agree with that. Its not as if the motivator is claiming it too be the standard of beauty or what a group should aim for.

Now if you will excuse me time too work on some Tome of Battle motivators involving martial arts.... or dancing

[Agrippa]

What do you mean by PTU Milo?

[Milo v3]

What do you mean by PTU Milo?

Pokemon Tabletop United

[Esprit15]

Pokemon Tabletop United

I thought that's what you meant, but I wasn't quite sure...

[Ksheep]

On the topic of Daleks…

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[Morph Bark]

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Gramarie Posters:

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These pictures all remind me of various anime. I don't suppose you know where the characters are from?

[Winds]

These pictures all remind me of various anime. I don't suppose you know where the characters are from?

Tax: Ragna the Bloodedge, semi-hero of the BlazBlue video game series. (It does have an anime adaptation.)


Quoted Gramarie Poster One: Looks like Alex Mercer, player character of Prototype. (Not a hero.)

Quoted Gramarie Poster Two: Eren Jeager, main character (usually?) of Attack on Titan. Yes, an anime.

[Sgt. Cookie]

The first one's Alex Mercer from Prototype. No idea on the second one, though.

[Morph Bark]

Tax: Ragna the Bloodedge, semi-hero of the BlazBlue video game series. (It does have an anime adaptation.)

Thanks. As for the other two, I accidentally quoted the wrong two posters. I knew the answers to the first two, but wanted the next two.

These guys:

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The idea and some of the design of the second one remind me of Bounen no Xamdou, but in that case he'd probably be fully transformed.

The first one looks like he might be a soldier from a possibly post-apocalyptic, certainly sci-fi kind of anime.

[Vknight]

Thanks. As for the other two, I accidentally quoted the wrong two posters. I knew the answers to the first two, but wanted the next two.

These guys:

The second one is a pokemon as a person

Specifically Metagross a Steel/Psychic that you got in the 3rd gen from Steven

[Milo v3]

Thanks. As for the other two, I accidentally quoted the wrong two posters. I knew the answers to the first two, but wanted the next two.

These guys:


The idea and some of the design of the second one remind me of Bounen no Xamdou, but in that case he'd probably be fully transformed.

The first one looks like he might be a soldier from a possibly post-apocalyptic, certainly sci-fi kind of anime.

The second one is a pokemon as a person

Specifically Metagross a Steel/Psychic that you got in the 3rd gen from Steven

They are actually Both humanized Pokemon, with the second being Metagross as Vknight says and the first being Blastoise.

Though it's hard to actually tell it's any relation to blastoise at all, with the only things being the two cannons, the bandages which are supposed to be like the underside of the shell, and the brown plates on the jacket.

[Vknight]

They are actually Both humanized Pokemon, with the second being Metagross as Vknight says and the first being Blastoise.

I thought it could be blastoise but I couldn't tell if the back of the jacket was red or brown

[Sith_Happens]

They are actually Both humanized Pokemon, with the second being Metagross as Vknight says and the first being Blastoise.

Though it's hard to actually tell it's any relation to blastoise at all, with the only things being the two cannons, the bandages which are supposed to be like the underside of the shell, and the brown plates on the jacket.

I thought it was some sort of alternate Simon the Digger.

[Admiral Harkov]

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[Lord_Gareth]

Paying ancient tax:

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[Sith_Happens]

I think you've posted that one already. I know somebody did.