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2007-01-18, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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[Spoiler] Parson x Wanda!
Ah he he he. I think I'll be the first to proclaim this possible might be pairing. Why? Similiar situations in their lives that result in headaches or just pure crapiness. I dunno why. I just think it will happen.
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2007-01-18, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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At least he won't go all "Thomas Covenant" on Wanda.
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2007-01-18, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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I was actually just thinking this. I hope it happens. Boop yeah!
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2007-01-18, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-01-18, 04:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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No way. Parson won't get wanda. It just wouldn't happen
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2007-01-18, 07:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, I definitely think he will try. It depends on how Wanda sees him and her personal goals. If she sees him as a fat slob, then no there will be nothing. If she sees him as a powerful warlord and her next step in gaining power, then yes they will hook up, but it will be short lived. If Parson become a changed man through his experience in Erfworld, and Wanda can get over the obvious physical attractiveness differences, then there may be a chance towards the end of the comic. IMO, of course.
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2007-01-18, 09:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Who's to say that, during his time in Erfworld, he doesn't shed a few dozen pounds?
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2007-01-18, 09:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-01-18, 09:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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or he could wind up with someone else in the strip
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2007-01-19, 01:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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You're not the first, it has been goin' down since at least strip 16.
I'm not really for it, it is a bit too predictable. Plus it looks like he's about twoll size, and the physics of that are a bit scary. However, they would look really cute together."River" cancels eat: Food is problematic.
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2007-01-19, 01:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-01-19, 01:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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I don't think he did. We know he wrote a world, but he didn't clue into the name "lord stanley the plaid". He probably would have if he had created Erfworld. I think it is an aspect of the spell that it summoned someone who would have no troubles getting familiar with the world, so someone for whom all the aspects of Erfworld were popular culture. It would be like if someone was summoned into Earth from a dimension where "terrorism" was a popular game played while snacking on crummmelfloops, a treat mysteriously similar to the law of gravity... or whatever. Point being the whole world would be dazzlingly familar to them and they could have written it as a work of fiction, but they didn't.
Oops, sorry, that was OT."River" cancels eat: Food is problematic.
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2007-01-19, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oooh, that makes sense too. Here I just assumed it was the world he made, but with different characters.
So, no hope for him and Wanda? At least that means Wanda is free.Thanks to zegma for my awesome avatar.
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2007-01-19, 05:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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He may have made the world but, he may not have made the characters.
Wanda will like his competent commanding despite his physical unattractiveness.This is where I quote something I find wity and cool.
Correction: where I would quote
It isn't going to happen. Bummer
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2007-01-19, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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It is the cliche for characters like him I guess... Still I believe this comic is partially about breathing new life into old jokes/memes? I just can't think of a semi-humorous new way for a relationship like this to unfold.
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2007-01-19, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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We really don't know either Parson or Wanda well enough to decide whether they could ever have a romantic relationship. Parson may be interested in furry porn (one of his favorite web sites is Girls Gone Feral) Are there any real furries on Urf World? If so, Parson might end up in a relationship with one of them.
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2007-01-19, 09:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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actualy.. with that censorship? i wonder if 'hooking up' is going to be physicaly possible.... we may find some kind of humerous suprise ahead.
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2007-01-20, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Wanda's pretty hot. I think Parson will make a very clumsy attempt, and then Wanda will politley but firmly brush him off.
Could be wrong though, could always be wrong.that\'s right, your just some sort of creepy worthless a-sexual thing now ooze and slime in the gutters from whence you came from horrid wretch and in the days that come, when children come and play in the pit that was once your lair, they shall know nothing of the evil\'s that once lurked here they s
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2007-01-20, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's worth noting that if he's as big as he looks in the latest comic, he vould have an enormous schwanzstucker...
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2007-01-20, 11:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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I vote we call the pairing "Panda."
a secret to everybody.
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2007-01-21, 12:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Or maybe Pwnd.
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2007-01-21, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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You know there was a wizard of oz reference and all....and I think I see some simularities with Parsons real world friends and perhaps ...that is supposed to be more than a coincidence. Like after dealing with the problems in this world and is ready for a relationship with someone like wanda he solves the big climactic problem and is yoiked back to his world. Where there he is more confident, ready to enjoy/live life, and have a wanda look a like whos more on his wave length.
Major plot guess from me but there!
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2007-01-23, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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After today's strip I'm thinkin'... No.
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2007-01-23, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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I hope not. scrubbed
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2007-01-23, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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double scrubbed
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2007-01-23, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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dude he's just trying to get a reaction out of you. Don't give him what he wants.
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2007-01-23, 03:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-01-23, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm inclined to agree, I think he really could eat gwiffons for breakfast. So he's probably like the krosan cloudscraper of Erfworld.
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2007-01-23, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Pwn'd and Panda are still possible, else how are Half-Giants made?
Parsons movement rate is most likely 1.5 X an erf or exactly the same as theirs (do to shape).This is where I quote something I find wity and cool.
Correction: where I would quote
It isn't going to happen. Bummer
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2007-01-23, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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OUCH.... This....Wanda being the female, you see....
Reminds me of an OOTS strip:http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0322.htmlThanks to zegma for my awesome avatar.
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