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    Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Titles: His Holy Noodleness, FSM, Lord of Pasta
    Homeplane: Material Plane (the sky)
    Power Level: Overgod
    Alignment: Lawfull Neutral
    Domains: Pasta, air and chaos
    Superior: None



    The Pasta Domain

    Granted Powers
    You may summon up to three dishes of Spaghetti (lesser restoration when eaten) per day
    , the effect becomes restoration at lvl 10 and greater restoration at lvl 20

    Pasta Domain Spells

    1 Summon Lesser Pasta Elemental
    2 Web of Pasta (same effects as the web spell)
    3 Noodly Revenge (same effects as bestow curse, lesser)
    4 Mighty Meatball (Large ball rolls in a straight line from the caster dealin 4d6 damage to everyone in it's line, reflex safe negates half damage, remains for 1 round/level)
    5 Summon Pasta Elemental
    6 Mighty Noodly Revenge (same effects as bestow curse)
    7 Spaghetti Sauce Stain (30ft emenation from caster, -2 cha, no save, lasts 1 round/level)
    8 Summon Elder Pasta Elemental
    9 Summon Tentacle of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (20d6 damage, no save, target's one creature)
    Now I only have to stat out the pasta elementals, maybe some grapple attack...
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    You need to stat the diety itself out as well, using the Divine SRD
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    I can use the one of d20srd.org, right and could you link me an example?
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    Well, since the official Deity stats are non OGL I can't give you any of those, but they aren't too hard to understand (Though An overdeity gets lots of salient divine abilities)
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    There aren't any homebrewed deity's you can link to?

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    This isn't exactly official WotC material, but if you really want to stat out a deity, it's as good a place as any to draw your material from.

    Better, really.
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    As my favorite defense atourney would say, HOLD IT!!!
    Why exactly is FSM CN? He's the maker of all that is LAW! The 8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts are well, okay, at least Neutralish. And Good. All that is good.

    FSM- NG. Or we'll argue strenuously when we don't have empty stomachs!
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    TimeWizard, you've got to do something about all that Clarity you've got. It starts by just ruining jokes, but soon you'll be dreaming of electric sheep and stuff. It can't be good for you.

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    Was meant to be LN, sorry typo ;)

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    ...but overgods dont care for worshipers... they have more pressing issues or somthing... like bolegnase or cabonara apparently.

    Love the picture.
    We the Unwilling,
    Lead by the Unqualified,
    Have been doing the Unimagineble
    For so Long, with so Little,
    That we shall now attempt the Impossible
    With Nothing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deus Mortus View Post
    Was meant to be LN, sorry typo ;)
    Why does he have the Chaos domain?
    If a tree falls in the forest and the PCs aren't around to hear it... what do I roll to see how loud it is?

    Is 3.5 a fried-egg, chili-chutney sandwich?

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    Perhaps think about exchanging the level 4 spell "mighty meatball" with this:

    Touched by His Noodly Appendage: As the spell, Black Tentacles

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    Quote Originally Posted by hewhosaysfish View Post
    Why does he have the Chaos domain?
    A big heap of spaghetti is pretty chaotic :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by TimeWizard View Post
    FSM- NG. Or we'll argue strenuously when we don't have empty stomachs!
    RAmen. The FSM, at least as depicted in the Gospel, is highly benevolent.
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    His Noodly Master chooses to have the Chaos domain, that is why he has the Chaos domain.

    Ramen.

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