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2014-04-16, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
So the Dragon Mag that brings us such fun as Chicken infested, also brings us the feat that gives you a pig equal to your maximum load. Is there some class that can take advantage of and then swing this horrendously heavy pig? Cause with all manner of strength enhancing shenanigangs, getting hit by this pig could do some damage!
So can it be done?
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2014-04-16, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
Hulking Hurler prestige class (Complete Warrior) lets you throw anything that weights up to your medium load. I don't remember anything that would let you throw maximum load.
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2014-04-16, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
It takes your maximum exertion to simply lift that load, so there's nothing left for swinging and throwing.
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2014-04-16, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
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2014-04-16, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
An ability to get airborn (Riding a mount or a spell or something.) would let you pick it up, carry it till it generates 20d6 falling damage to itself and what ever it lands on, and then add damage based on weight. Pump str, and that's a LOT of weight.
Bombs away."I Burn!"
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2014-04-16, 06:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
In D&D, all bombs can be avoided with DC 15 Reflex saves, so that's not a particularly effective tactic.
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2014-04-16, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
If using it as an anvil, for dropping of course, isn't going to work, I'm thinking some training is in need. Get some spiked armor on that beast. Teach it to overrun. Turn it into a substitute for the open lock skill.
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2014-04-16, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
The solution is remarkably simple.
Consider: We have a pig, which increases indefinitely in weight. We also have a hapless peasant doomed to carry that pig. The peasant can do nothing to change the weight category of the pig, because as soon as he bulks up, so does the pig. Let us assume that this commoner is infected with Festering Anger and has also managed to become immune to the Constitution damage. So he has NI strength.
Preparation: We produce a second commoner, and apply to him the same conditions as the first commoner. Then we add a small additional boon to Strength - the difference between Medium and Maximum load is only ~4 Strength, so we can easily make up the difference. We'll want to jack it up a little higher though because...
Solution: The second commoner bodily picks up the first commoner (who is carrying the NI-heavy pig) and flings him at things pig-first.
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2014-04-16, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
You'd need a little more than +4. If you look at the Carrying Capacity table, 933 lbs is the heaviest listed medium carry capacity ( can't be arsed to extrapolate the table), achievable with STR 29. If we shave off 175 lbs off that (the weight of an average adult human in 3.5 - apparently those peasants are packing a few extra pounds) that leaves us with 758 lbs worth of pig. The maximum load that's closest without going over is 700 lbs at STR 24, so we need a gap of +5 (conveniently, a single Tome).
The largest boar in history was 2,552lbs. We would need quite a mighty commoner to lift it, indeed.Last edited by Flickerdart; 2014-04-16 at 07:15 PM.
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2014-04-16, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
Unfortunately, the drunken master doesn't gain any benefits from wielding an especially large or heavy improvised weapon. Also, technically the commoner is not an object, and so isn't eligible to be an improvised weapon. The pig might be though, as nothing in the flaw states that it needs to be alive.
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2014-04-16, 07:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 07:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 08:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 08:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 09:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
How has this avoided infamy on the internet? It's as bad/funny as chicken infested.
I follow a general rule: better to ask and be told no than not to ask at all.
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2014-04-16, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 09:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
Throw some Cancer Mage on with Festering Anger towards your pig. NI Str for pig swinging and hilarious flavor fun
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2014-04-16, 09:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
I never caught that the cancer mage is immune to the disease's effects. This is glorious!
So a Drunken Master with leadership attracts a follower 1 commoner/x Caner Mage with the Pig Bond feat. With some strength shenanigans, the pig can do NI damage per hit. I love it!
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2014-04-16, 10:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Can you swing a pig weighing your max load?
This has actual value, since the pig doesn't ever increase in actual size category (or so it seems); and thus once suitably preserved (Quintessence?) makes the ultimate solution to the 'where does the hulking hurler find the adamantine planetoid' problem
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2014-04-16, 10:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-04-16, 11:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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