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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Human baby

    Size/Type: Tiny humanoid (human)
    HD: 1/2d8-3 (1 hp)
    Initiative: -3
    Speed: 5 ft. (1 square, can't run)
    AC: 9 (-3 Dex, +2 size)
    Base Attack/Grapple: 0/-14
    Attack: -
    Full Attack: -
    Space/Reach: 2-1/2ft./0ft.
    Special Attacks: -
    Special Qualities: Adorable, mother dependant
    Saves: Fort -3, Ref -3, Will +1
    Abilities: Str 3, Dex 5, Con 5, Int 3, Wis 8, Cha 10
    Skills: Climb +2, Diplomacy +2*
    Feats: Endurance, Iron Will
    Environment: With mommy
    Organization: With mommy
    Challenge rating: 1/8th
    Alignment: Chaotic nuetral
    Advancement: -
    Level adjustment: -

    This is an adorable little human baby. It giggles and plays with it's toes and mouth in a way that would make even the most loathsome blackguard go "Awwww" whether or not he would eat it right afterwords.

    Babies are an adorably vicious scourge on the world, although they will one day grow up to be great adventurers, there's also a good chance they'll grow up to be a vicious killing machine out to rape your land and pillage your women.
    Babies weigh 15 to 25 pounds and are 1 to 1-1/2 feet tall. Babies can't talk but can understand very very basic common(or any other language its parent or parents speak).

    Combat
    It's a damn baby, jeez.

    Adorable (Ex):A baby which passes within five feet of another Human is entitled to a rushed Diplomacy check against that person with no penalty and a *+8 inherent bonus.

    Most humans adults and children are Friendly towards babies. Most human adolescents are Indifferent towards babies. Family members have an attitude one step friendlier.

    Mother dependant (Ex): If a baby is not within 10 feet of it's mother or some other apparent guardian figure the baby will go into a crying fit. This noise makes sure all spellcasters within earshot of the baby's crying must make a concentration check (DC 12) or lose the spell they were about to cast. If a baby see's it's mother or guardian figure it will make it's best attempt to move toward it.
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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krimm_Blackleaf View Post
    Human baby

    Size/Type: Tiny humanoid (human)
    HD: 1/2d8-3 (1 hp)
    Initiative: -3
    Speed: 10 ft. (2 squares, can't run)
    AC: 9 (-3 Dex, +2 size)
    Base Attack/Grapple: 0/-14
    Attack: -
    Full Attack: -
    Space/Reach: 2-1/2ft./0ft.
    Special Attacks: -
    Special Qualities: Adorable, mother dependant
    Saves: Fort -3, Ref -3, Will +0
    Abilities: Str 3, Dex 5, Con 5, Int 3, Wis 10, Cha 16
    Skills: Diplomacy +14
    Feats: Skill focus (diplomacy)
    Environment: With mommy
    Organization: With mommy
    Challenge rating: 1/8th
    Alignment: Chaotic nuetral
    Advancement: -
    Level adjustment: -

    This is an adorable little human baby. It giggles and plays with it's toes and mouth in a way that would make even the most loathsome blackguard go "Awwww" wether or not he would eat it right afterwords.

    Babies are an adorably vicious scourge on the world, although they will one day grow up to be great adventurers, there's also a good chance they'll grow up to be a vicious killing machine out to rape your land and pillage you women.
    Babies weigh 15 to 25 pounds and are 1 to 1-1/2 feet tall. Babies can't talk but can understand very very basic common(or any other language its parent or parents speak).

    Combat
    It's a damn baby, jeez.

    Adorable (Ex):
    Babies are rediculously adorable (unless ugly) and can make a diplomacy check as a move action to anyone within line of sight without penalty.

    Mother dependant (Ex): If a baby is not within 10 feet of it's mother or some other apparent guardian figure the baby will go into a crying fit. This noise makes sure all spellcasters within earshot of the baby's crying must make a concentration check (DC 12) or lose the spell they were about to cast. If a baby see's it's mother or guardian figure it will make it's best attempt to move toward it.
    I think it's speed should be reduced to 5ft, but that's just me.

    And about the combat thing... it should wield psionic powers of deific proportions. :P

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    You forgot to stat swarms.

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Death shall arrive quickly to them, as I will tattoo them and cast explosive runes on the tattoo. Also abusing a rule hole I will make the slain raise and start killing living creatures.
    - That's what my darn goodiest character would do to them.
    A monkey made mine.

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
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    shouldn't they have some kind of grapple bonus? because babies are damn good at holding on to things (especially tits)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miles Invictus View Post
    You forgot to stat swarms.
    wave o' babies
    "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words ... English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

    "The only thing necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    greatest. monster. ever.

    in the next adventure I write, the players will be attacked by a swarm of little babies all wanting their mommy. Well, not really attack, more like annoy...

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    Swarm of flying babies XD

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    swarms of flying UNDEAD babies! wait, I just went and made this creepy didn't I?

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    Whoa, meantal breakthrough from elliott20's mention of undead babies. That...blows...my...mind. I have so many ideas...!
    One life to live...again, thanks to my cleric friend.

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    How does it have a +14 to diplomacy? And I think its Wis and Cha should be lower than that.

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    Wisdom: -2
    Charisma: -6
    Skills: +2 Climb, +2 Diplomacy
    Feat: Endurance, Iron Will
    (Extra feat from being Human. Endurance: When it comes to surviving extreme circumstances, babies are surprisingly hardy. Iron Will: Because nothing's more annoying that a crying baby who's forcing concentration checks AND resisting all your silence spells.)


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    Adorable (Ex):
    A baby which passes within five feet of another Human is entitled to a rushed Diplomacy check against that person with no penalty and a +8 inherent bonus.

    Most humans adults and children are Friendly towards babies. Most human adolescents are Indifferent towards babies. Family members have an attitude one step friendlier.
    Belkar's Bad to the Bone.
    Dispossible a fetter hein and bemay kine a sinder's tock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krimm_Blackleaf View Post
    Babies are an adorably vicious scourge on the world, although they will one day grow up to be great adventurers, there's also a good chance they'll grow up to be a vicious killing machine out to rape your land and pillage your women.
    I don't have much to add to the monster itself, but this I felt the need to point out (bolded the text).

    Isn't it supposed to be "Pillage your land and rape your women"?
    Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blood View Post
    I don't have much to add to the monster itself, but this I felt the need to point out (bolded the text).

    Isn't it supposed to be "Pillage your land and rape your women"?
    Of course not, don't be rediculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macrovore View Post
    wave o' babies
    Been there, done that

    Wave o' Babies

    (Kind of old creation though, may need to go over them again)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miles Invictus View Post
    You forgot to stat swarms.
    I second this proposal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mewtarthio View Post
    I second this proposal.
    See above post.

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