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2014-05-20, 02:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
1. Split the Party
2. Roll a Paladin in a party consisted of 1/2 or more evil characters
3. Prestidigitation
4. Roll a Chaotic Evil Necromancer if you have a Paladin in the group
5. http://www.marph.org/D&D/D&D%203.5%2...20Demigods.pdf
6. Kill the main quest-giver
7. Kill the local King
8. Buy an army (You can find prices in the handbooks so its possible), and declare yourself king.
9. Kill level 20 shop keepers in their sleep. Easy leveling.
10. Kill your entire party.
The forums is filled with a bunch of twisted, sick minded and insane people! If you are one of them, and even if you aren't please post your ideas!
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THE GOAL HAS NOW BEEN REACHED!!!Last edited by Xalos; 2015-09-10 at 07:08 PM.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
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2014-05-20, 03:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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11. Locate City bomb the place.
SpoilerBuy a scroll with the necessary caster properties to produce the Locate City nuke at low levels - easily affordable by around fourth level or so, and if you have a cleric accomplice, you can use Guidance of the Avatar to ace the UMD check. Bonus points if you can also pop a Sphere of Invulnerability on yourself.
I actually did this once, when my regular DM was out and the group's Special Star-bearer (to put it politely; nobody likes him) had gotten the DM to let him handle an RPing/housekeeping session for him. The Party Idiot hasn't DMed again; it's usually fallen to me. Mission accomplished.
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2014-05-20, 03:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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12. Play an Apostle of Peace - NO FIGHTING!
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2014-05-20, 04:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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13. carry all money in copper, sell all your valuable items, such as gems, paintings, etc. then exchange all your gold for copper, better if you have a bag of holding just to carry all your copper
14. set everything on fire. everything
15. whenever you meet a quest-giving NPC, kill them, then speak with dead, you get exp, loot, and a quest hook
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2014-05-20, 05:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-20, 05:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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17. Get a deck of many things.
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2014-05-20, 06:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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18. Ask "Are you sure you want to do that?" randomly after decisions the party has made, whether or not they have any negative consequences.
Originally Posted by Grifter, character in game I'm GMing
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2014-05-20, 06:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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19. Befriend the final boss and join his legion
20. Read the magic runes placed on your formerly kidnapped party member (I'm still mad at you for that Mordi)
21. Did I hear someone say awaken elemental lords inside the capital?"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
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2014-05-20, 06:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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22. seven words: "guess what spell i prepared this morning"
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2014-05-20, 07:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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23. Homebrew something they can't deal with. Yes, those are explosive proximity runes (claymore mines).
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2014-05-20, 07:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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24. Fell Drain Fimbulwinter to give Negative Levels to everything within the Spell's diameter (2 miles/Caster Level, minimum 8th Level Spell) . . . . for 4 - 48 weeks.
Last edited by Amphetryon; 2014-05-20 at 07:56 AM. Reason: math is hard
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2014-05-20, 07:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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25. create a single wight. in the middle of a large city
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2014-05-20, 08:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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26. Maximize your diplomacy.
27. Give out girdles of masculinity/femininity as treasure.
28. DON'T change any pregenerated module to make party appropriate encounters.
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2014-05-20, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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29. Play old-school chaotic neutral, where you decide EVERYTHING by rolling dice
30. Play a character dedicated to getting laid 7x24, at a table where there are no teen-aged boys to be amused
31. Thief. Steal from the other PCs. When they catch you, kill them by UMD something you bought with their loot. Insist you are "role-playing"
32. Forget your dice. Borrow from others. Don't return them after the session. Lose their dice.This ... is my signature finishing move!
"It's never good when you make a fiend cringe" - MadGrady
According to some online quiz, I'm a 6th level TN Wizard. They didn't give me full XP for all the monsters I've defeated while daydreaming.
http://easydamus.com/character.html
I am a Ranger Archetype: Gleaming Warden (thx to Ninja Prawn)
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2014-05-20, 08:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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33. Befriend a dragon.
34. Fire, plane and simple
35. Seduce the princess"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
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2014-05-20, 09:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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36. Cast Love's Pain on the main antagonist.
37. Get a wand of Shivering Touch and announce you're going dragon-hunting; turn the expected WBL into a joke.
38. Salty cows.
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2014-05-20, 09:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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3.5. Be a shapechanger. Never mention when you change forms until everyone has a differen mental image of the character and is confused.
Avatar by TinyMushroom.
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2014-05-20, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
Come join the new Junkyard Wars and build with SLAs and a breath weapon!
Interested in judging a build competition on the 3.5 forums but not sure where to begin? Check out the judging handbook!
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2014-05-20, 10:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Xalos; 2014-05-20 at 10:19 AM.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
I am the OP of the (now completed) thread 1001+ Ways to screw with your DM/Party
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2014-05-20, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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That's what I meant to say. Sorry, my English isn't perfect.
Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
Come join the new Junkyard Wars and build with SLAs and a breath weapon!
Interested in judging a build competition on the 3.5 forums but not sure where to begin? Check out the judging handbook!
Extended signature!
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2014-05-20, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
42.a. Spike the punch with philters of love.
42.b. Alternatively, replace healing potions with philters of love.If I'm a monk using lettuce as an Improvised Thrown Weapon, does that make me a salad-tosser ???Les Goblins Toxiques : A geek blog (in French) where I write about RPG, M:TG and such. Also has a podcast / radio show.RIP 2012 We had a great run but RL caught up with us!
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2014-05-20, 10:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-20, 11:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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44: play fighter, pick up improved sunder, sunder the party wizard's spellbook in every single encounter. roleplay it like it was an accident.
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2014-05-20, 11:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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45. Use critical failure rules complete with self-damage and party-killing.
46. Neglect to tell the players which UA variants you'll be using until they've already got their characters drawn up.
47. Complain that you have to look up every spell you use before you use it.
48. Grab hold of a game mechanic you don't understand and use it wrong, then blame the DM when it doesn't work the way you thought it would and stomp out of the game.
[10+ years of DMing, a lot of it with 3.5e. I have some of these alright O.o;]
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2014-05-20, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-20, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hill Giant Games
I make indie gaming books for you!Spoiler
STaRS: A non-narrativeist, generic rules-light system.
Grod's Guide to Greatness, 2e: A big book of player options for 5e.
Grod's Grimoire of the Grotesque: An even bigger book of variant and expanded rules for 5e.
Giants and Graveyards: My collected 3.5 class fixes and more.
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2014-05-20, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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52. in a 6 month espionage campaign wait until 5 months and 3 weeks then as you are about to unleash a perfect plan and win the campaign by killing the BBEG get bored and say "i break cover and start cleaving through people looking at all your fellow party members and breaking their cover too and saying with me! we can do this!"
(this actually happened). bye bye 6 months of investigation and planning....Last edited by sideswipe; 2014-05-20 at 11:48 AM.
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2014-05-20, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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53. As DM, reveal PC secrets casually, e.g., "Since you have become a werewolf ..." to shocked & amazed table
54. Spill paint on other people's minis
55. Forget to bring any cash, eat pizza anywayThis ... is my signature finishing move!
"It's never good when you make a fiend cringe" - MadGrady
According to some online quiz, I'm a 6th level TN Wizard. They didn't give me full XP for all the monsters I've defeated while daydreaming.
http://easydamus.com/character.html
I am a Ranger Archetype: Gleaming Warden (thx to Ninja Prawn)
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2014-05-20, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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56. You and a friend create two kenku bards named Beaks by Dr. K and 2 beaks. Buy a sailing ship. Put wheels on the sailing ship. Buy horses. You now have a sailing ship carriage. Buy royal robes, colors that complement each others robes. You rap for your performances. You both carry a hand crossbow coated in gold. Always shoot with it turned sideways. Get Leadership. Have a running brothel with many attractive ladies. Use those ladies as chairs. You can also buy bodyguards, because you're awful in combat. Boost that perform all the way up, and put everything into charisma. Take 20 on all perform checks. You know have extraplanar creatures loving your performances.
That's it, that's all folks.