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2014-05-21, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
I'd say, if you're trying to avoid pregnancy, you're better off with CAUSE disease.
Or poison.
165: Make sure every one night stand a player character has knocks the girl up. If the PC is female, they get knocked up instead.
166: Equip all enemies with Scythes. You'll roll a 20 sooner or later...
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2014-05-21, 10:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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167. Make a paranoid illusionist that thinks that everyone else is either an illusionist, a liar, or both, and constantly declare 'I make a Will save to disbelief' or 'I make a Sense Motive check' for everything that goes around in the game. Even damage, eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, and/or eating and drinking.
Except cake. That can never be an illusion or a lie.Last edited by ArqArturo; 2014-05-21 at 10:34 PM.
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
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2014-05-21, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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168:Corollary: All cakes are illusions. Every last one.
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2014-05-21, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Create Water in somebody's pants is always a good time.
I recall a campaign once where this happened:
DM: As you move down the cavern, you see spiderwebs along the walls
George: Psion, hand me a torch.
(I hand George a torch)
George: I throw the torch at one of the spiderwebs, and continue burning them until there are none left.
(We all look at him)
George: I REALLY hate spiders.
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2014-05-22, 12:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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169. DM: you salvage a wooden chest from the fire. Inside are 10 full and unmarked bottles.
OP: I drink one!
Xalos, you deserved to be blown up after that shenanigan
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2014-05-22, 01:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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170: Regularly cause minor property damage for no rhyme or reason, (brake through a window, "accidentally" smash a chair,) then just throw heaps of gold around to cover the cost.
171: Overpay for the most mundane things. "One mug of beer is 1 copper piece? Here's my +4 Greatsword I just found in yonder dragon den. Keep the change."Last edited by TheFamilarRaven; 2014-05-22 at 01:05 AM.
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2014-05-22, 01:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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172. Alternatively, max your ranks in diplomacy and appraise, and haggle for all prices, all the time, even when the party wizard decides to craft items
You: Ok, I need you to make X item
Wizard: Hmmm, give me a few days and X gold, and it will be done?
You: X? Don't you think that's too much? Can't you just, you know, cut it down for some stuff less?
Wizard: No, you can't. You need the components.
You: Gimme a list of components, I'll try and get them for you, just charge me less
Wizard: I can't!
You: But... I heard a guy say that they can make me the same item for less money.
Wizard:MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
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2014-05-22, 01:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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173. Play VoP Monk.
174. Afer 173 agree with one of your teammates to cast on you Embrace the Dark Chaos while you are asleep.
175. Convince new players to play Monk because it's the most OP class because it gives you everything.Last edited by Yael; 2014-05-22 at 02:01 AM. Reason: 175 added
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2014-05-22, 05:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Please read the Celebrant of Sharess PrC in FR. It is both Exalted, and dedicated to a goddess of sex and passion who is often called 'The Festhall Madame.'
In other words, this particular view of sexuality and prostitution is not supported by canon in at least one official setting.
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2014-05-22, 05:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Glad you're also a perv, then.
Most of these are pathfinder only, but likely have 3.5 equivalents.
127 is distressingly easy. Playing a sunder-focused barbarian is simple enough, and there are a bunch of feats that give you bonuses for and from smashing people's armour.
Sleight of hand isn't enough by rules as written, but is more fun this way. You could at least steal a belt or underwear.
A wizard could use various spells to pull off the same tricks, like manic monkeys or grease. Or simply use wind wall around the cute sorceress in a miniskirt.
By far the most fun and most direct (plus less likely to annoy your party by wasting precious loot,) would be building a maneuver-master monk, and focus on dirty trick (pulling down pants), Sunder, disarm, and steal.
129 is less flexible, but still doable. Be a bard, and focus on enchantment spells and things to improve them, and then abuse beguiling gift and/or glibness. Simple enough to trick people into picking up cursed panties and making a monk put on armour. Find a way to get poison use in there, and you could hand them poisoned full plate or toxic potions.
128 is kinda hard. My first thought would be making a character that loses little being naked (arcane casters or monks come to mind) but I'm drawing a blank on getting an actual gain in power form removing clothing as opposed to removing a weakness. It's not like it doesn't have a precedent: think about weighted training clothing, or armour that protects the world from it's wielder and not the other way round.
Bonus points for combining them.
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2014-05-22, 06:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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176. DM: the incorporeal ghost snaps her fingers and all 5 of the villagers that were chasing you instantly explode (mass disintegrate?).
Xalos: I charge her and attack
(i.e., with all the might OP's level 3 character could, while also using a mundane weapon)
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2014-05-22, 06:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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So what I'm getting is a Bardbarian, focusing on Charisma, Strength, and Dexterity. Possibly taking Ferocity in place of Rage. Speedy Undress from the Book of Nymphology could probably work, being a Bard 1 spell.
However...
177. Ask the DM to use the Book of Nymphology.Currently Playing:
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2014-05-22, 06:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-22, 07:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
I am the OP of the (now completed) thread 1001+ Ways to screw with your DM/Party
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2014-05-22, 08:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-22, 09:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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178. Play a Frenzied Berserker.
179. At the start of each session, declare a 'Secret Word of the Day'. Make it something stupidly common.
180. Go into a Frenzy each time the word is spoken.Currently DMing: Final Fantasy RPG 3e, Pokémon Tabletop United
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2014-05-22, 09:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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C'mon - you're a ranger... you can't track me down? heh heh heh
jk, it's Thunk.
I figured i should throw in your greatest hits since it seemed like a couple of those early ones you wrote were attributable to me. I hadn't noticed who had started the thread when I began reading the list yesterday. Every other example, though - I was like:
yup. yup. did that.. yup.. this is uncanny... i didn't realize how common our blunders were... (realization sets in - facepalm)... AH! This was posted by a party member
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2014-05-22, 09:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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181. Bring your non playing girl-friend along who gets bored and slightly jealous about the lack of attention and so asks you to make her a cup of tea/sandwich/etc as soon as your initiative is called. Oblige her every wish even if that wrecks the flow of the game as everything stops for 5 minutes once a round.
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2014-05-22, 09:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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I figured as much i asked in skype if it was thunk... I am a ranger and i did figure it out... your Giantitp account and Skype say same location...
1,2,20,6,9 are attached to our campaign... how did it take you so long to figure out.... 20 even says Mordi.... So I'm guessing that's where realization sets inLast edited by Xalos; 2014-05-22 at 09:19 AM.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
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2014-05-22, 09:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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182. In a rather OP optimized/silly game, playing a human MONK for the "RP challenge".
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2014-05-22, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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I've played in a game with a Paladin who worshiped a fertility goddess. It was his sacred duty to offer to impregnate every female we met. A paladin of a pleasure/lust deity could have a similar obligation, without the required baby-making, just some good fun.
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2014-05-22, 09:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
I am the OP of the (now completed) thread 1001+ Ways to screw with your DM/Party
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2014-05-22, 10:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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183. Play a Shining Blade of Heironeous.
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
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2014-05-22, 11:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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184. DM only: Use the Tomb of Horrors, and when the players are running to the end, they find that their foe is a sandwich.
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
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2014-05-22, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-22, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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186. Be Pun-Pun
187. Set up a foundation where you learn people how to become Pun-Pun, as long as they pay you enough.Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
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2014-05-22, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-22, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-22, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-22, 02:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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In D&D, however, it's probably the St. Cuthbert Inquisition, full of a holy hit squad of Miko like Paladins and Clerics just as bad.