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2014-11-20, 01:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-20, 10:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-11-22, 10:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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1048: Build a character whose single over-arching goal is to open a bed & breakfast, and is only adventuring to procure funds and interesting conversation pieces. Begin building said bed & breakfast as soon as you're satisfied with the previous, regardless of the current status of the plot.
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2014-11-24, 07:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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1049: Create a Transmutation Mage, Learn metal to wood. Research the spell to create wood to metal.
Buy firewood, fabricate wooden weapons and armor, turn them to steel.
1050. Create a Transmutation Mage, Learn metal to wood. Research the spell to create metal to paper. Research the spell to create 'paper to metal'. Learn Craft: Origami Buy rolls of paper. Make origami weapons and armor, then cast paper to metal. Sell for profit!Need an Custom Order of the Stick Avatar? How about a Custom Standee for Offline Play? Feel free to hit me up, and we can see how we do.
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2014-11-24, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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1051: When your character is re-incaranted and changes race and gender, shout that you can't live this way and kill yourself asap.
as the DM: make the second re-incarnation a silly race that has no gender :P.
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2014-12-05, 12:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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1052: As the DM, decide that the PCs should have to save the princess of a draconic nation from herself (meaning: send her to drug rehab); she smokes a narcotic often referred to as "the fire." Only tell the players that they need to save the princess from the fire-breathing dragon.
I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2014-12-05, 07:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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1053: Play an online campaign as an Assassin. PM the DM about how you're putting poison in the waterskins of another player during the night watch. Roll the correct checks, pass, watch the player die. Keep doing this until caught.
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2014-12-05, 06:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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1054: As the party roguue/assassin, break into the BBEG wizard's quarters and drug him. While he is passed out, cut his arms and legs off and cut his tongue out. laugh as he is now unable to cast the vast majority of his spells. Run away with all of his loot, magical items, gold, platinum etc. Burn his spell book and take his spell component pouch.
1055: Have a player with ranks in siege engineer. Using six catapaults launch a few hundred jars of aboleth mucus at a high level wizard. He only has so many time-stops and contingencies.... Muahahaha!
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2014-12-05, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-12-05, 06:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-01-05, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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1057. Base an entire campaign off of Game of Thrones, but only allow zombie players. First session: explain where there heading. Spend the next eternity telling them that they're almost there.
1058. Base an entire campaign off of Le Morte d'Arthur, but only allow Druid characters. Start the game off surrounded by a bunch of period-accurate Christians.
1059. Base an entire campaign off of The Hobbit, but in reverse. They must relinquish an infinite amount of gold to a dragon they resurrect, travel by barrel to their cells in Mirkwood only to be kicked out and abandoned in spider-filled woods, stay the night at Beorn's just before running into an old goblin hive and resurrecting an entire goblin civilization, passing through Rivendell, and breaking up the party after dinner in the Shire.
1060. Base an entire campaign off of The Hobbit, but not story-wise, party building wise. Let one player be an epic level wizard, one player be a mid-level Fighter, one player be a first level Commoner, and then the other dozen players must be level-one Experts." . . .if you fail to achieve something, obviously you're not being overpowered enough "
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"That should be D&D's slogan: Fatuus Lex, Sed Lex (The law is stupid, but it is the law)"
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2015-01-06, 08:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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I've always wanted to do something like this (the above and below).
1061. In an epic level game, come to the table with a character whose entire build has been focused on surpassing the speed of sound in one round. Argue that whenever your character does this that everyone within 150ft should get knocked prone, take 10d6 sonic damage, and be permanently deafened. And, of course, if you're feeling especially evil, neglect to tell your party members about this rule.
1062. As an epic level wizard in the above character's party, research an epic spell that let's the above character exceed the speed of light.
Now either . . .
A) Tell the character and win the campaign before it even begins with some time-travel nonsense.
Or . . .
B) Only tell the DM and gloat like all get out when the player does their shtick and finds out that they just ran into the Precambrian. Have fun xp farming when only the first multicelled organisms have evolved." . . .if you fail to achieve something, obviously you're not being overpowered enough "
- Somensjev
"That should be D&D's slogan: Fatuus Lex, Sed Lex (The law is stupid, but it is the law)"
- atemu1234
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2015-01-06, 09:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-01-06, 09:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-01-06, 10:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-01-06, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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In addition to what Andezzar posted, dysfunctionally, humans aren't humanoids by RAW - they have no monster manual entry, and nowhere states they are humanoids as far as I know. But before trying to use RAW in a game, maybe we should stop and take a deep breath.
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1062: (As a player) Play an Apostle of Peace
1063: As above, but with an addiction to casting Nonlethal Substitution Fireball
1064: ...and bad aim
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2015-01-07, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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1065. As the DM, suddenly and without warning, begin responding to player statements by saying "I'm sorry, all actions must be put in the form of a question
" . . .if you fail to achieve something, obviously you're not being overpowered enough "
- Somensjev
"That should be D&D's slogan: Fatuus Lex, Sed Lex (The law is stupid, but it is the law)"
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2015-01-07, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015-01-07, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2015-01-08, 10:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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1068. Create a Multiheaded Half-Blue dragon Half-Green dragon Half-White dragon Half-Black dragon Red Dragon. Pretend it is Tiamat.
1069. Create a Half-Blue dragon Half-Green dragon Half-White dragon Half-Black dragon Half-Red Dragon Hydra. Regenerating Tiamat!Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
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2015-01-08, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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1070: create an NPC that is critical to the story line who reposnds to any question with "That's a stupid question" and will only say something different if the players make statements as opposed to asking questions.
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2015-01-08, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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The ranger favored enemy block says that humans are definitely humanoid. By RAW.
Because I'm not lazy:
1071: Negate the DM's "Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies" by having improved evasion. Proceed to roll a nat 20 on the reflex save for falling objects, and survive.Spoiler: Quotes!
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2015-01-08, 05:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Inconsistent and nonsensical rulings
"Touch my rice bowl will you... Summon the commoner warlocks!" "We have gathered the material components my lord!" millions of chickens died that day.
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2015-01-08, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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No, they say that a ranger can have humanoids with the human subtype as favored enemies. It does not say that a human (as specific creature) has the humanoid type and the human subtype. Those are not the same even thought the same word is used for both. A different example: assume the ranger has favored enemy humanoid (gnome). Unless the rules tell us that svirfneblin are humanoids with the gnome subtype, the favored enemy bonus does not apply. Exactly that classification is missing for humans.
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2015-01-09, 01:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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I see what you're saying: Does THIS resolve any bit of the conflict?
Spoiler: Quotes!
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2015-01-09, 02:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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2015-01-09, 10:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Spoiler: Quotes!
Pink is Neutral Evil, because reasons.
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2015-01-13, 12:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
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2015-01-13, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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1072. Amulet Against Chaotic Dungeon Master.
DM: "Rocks fall, you die."
PC: "I think you mean, 'Rocks fall, you die.'
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PC: I thought so." . . .if you fail to achieve something, obviously you're not being overpowered enough "
- Somensjev
"That should be D&D's slogan: Fatuus Lex, Sed Lex (The law is stupid, but it is the law)"
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2015-01-14, 11:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
I am the OP of the (now completed) thread 1001+ Ways to screw with your DM/Party