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2014-05-28, 11:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-28, 11:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
395. With the Leadership feat, have an Expert cohort with maxed ranks in skill (clothing), knowledge (History) and skill focus on craft and knowledge. Whenever there's a chance the players find/acquire/craft a cloak -magical or otherwise- have the cohort chastise them, and recite how previous adventurers have died due to cloak-related accidents. If they insist, he must yell "No cloaks!".
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-05-28, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
Eldritch Disciple with Eldritch Glaive or Claws — Full attack with Healing Blast
I've sort of done both of these
385 is easily done with Illusions or
~385: Apply Chromatic Half Dragon templates to all of your Metallic Dragons, and vice versa: So what is a Metallic Green Dragon ? Green+Silver or Blue+Gold ?
~386: Take a Tarrasque from another Prime material plane which differers from the current Prime in terms of scale: Describe how the party encounter a beetle they can't kill.π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2014-05-28, 11:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-05-29, 12:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-29, 12:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
396: Make a dragonborn sorcerer who only ever casts shout.
397: Take the bastard sword proficiency feat.
398: Ask the local militia how to apply with the assassin's guild.
399: Sell your soul to a balor for a tasty sammich!
400: As a paladin, volunteer for guard duty in any large settlement. Use detect evil constantly. If anyone pings evil, bring them in for questioning.
401: Actually try the 'powder keg of justice' thing.
402: Tell the other players you'll be the party mage, then roll a wizard/sorcerer/bard.
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2014-05-29, 12:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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403. Give the party the monkey's paw.
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-05-29, 12:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-29, 02:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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405. Create a stone golem that looks like Andrew Jackson and use it to drive out elven natives.
Last edited by TheMonocleRogue; 2014-05-29 at 02:01 AM.
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2014-05-29, 02:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-29, 03:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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406:Create a new magic item called the Holy Hand Grenade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk
...You know the drill.
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2014-05-29, 07:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-29, 09:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
407. Leadership feats for you and ALL your fallowers! Army of 1000s!
408. For DM's: Can you say "natural 1"?
409. For PC's: Can you say "natural 20"?
410. Steal the Kings crown (slilently) when everyone is watching... Did someone say "natural 20"?"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
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2014-05-29, 09:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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411. pass the DM a note and say nothing... the DM nods and rolls. then the game continues.
the note is blank.
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2014-05-29, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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412 As a DM, set up a combat between two parties that the PCs stumble in on. Then, regardless of what the PCs decide to do, start resolving that combat one attack roll at a time. INSIST ingame time slows down to accommodate for the 6 seconds per round rule (even if the PCs decide to leave the scene ASAP). Bonuspoints for making the PCs sit on their arses while you play out a 10+ vs 10+ combat of attrition. Bonus bonuspoints if you stop and look something up every other roll.
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2014-05-29, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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413: Make rebellious players play their least-favorite kind of class.
SpoilerUse any of this and I will have a way to make you a psion.Last edited by mitsurusenpai; 2014-05-29 at 10:05 AM.
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2014-05-29, 10:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-29, 01:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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414: Roll up a fighter with a higher WIS than the cleric
415: Roll up a fighter with a higher INT than the rogue
416: do both and laugh when they fail will saves or skill checks that you make with ease XD
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2014-05-29, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
Oy, don't remind me, our Barbarian is now at 6th level, and has only raged once, apart from when I got to run the character one night. She can't use it NOW, she might need it later. . . :p
The DM and I conspired to give her a basically artifact level Greatsword (limited to Chaotic users only) so she wouldn't constantly be overshadowed by other mid-op level party members.
I don't think this one has been done;
417: Deliberately make a character of much lower or higher power than the rest of the group. Bonus points if you complain that the game is too hard/easy.
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2014-05-29, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
418. Take 8 ranks in Disciple of Dispater
419. Take Improved Critical (Light Mace)
420. BLAZE IT (not related to anything before and after this number)
421. Take Two-Weapon Fighting
422. Take Weapon Focus (Light Mace)
423. Get two Masterwork Keen Aptitude Scimitars
424. Take 7 ranks in Weapon Master (Kensei) with the scimitar as your chosen weapon
425. Take Combat Reflexes
426. Take Lightning Mace
427. Laugh maniacally as everything within your reach dies because you crit on a 1-20 and get an extra attack every single time you crit
A new 418-427 can be found on page 10.Last edited by Xaroth; 2014-05-30 at 08:18 PM.
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2014-05-29, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
428. Use metagaming jargon without explaining it. In character. Ignore when people ask you to clarify what you mean.
DM: "So what are you working on today?"
Me: "A pretty sweet wand that the Lock can UMD. It's a WIP, and he keeps being a jerk even though I tell him to PEACH."
DM: "Uh...What?"
Me: "Oh man, it's like totally RAW for a lock to UMD a racially slanted wand. I'm not even joking. You don't even need CustServ to help you there."
DM: "Uh...aaaaaaalright. Whatever."
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2014-05-29, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
429. In a Traveler Game, when hired to take out an asteroid mining complex, I am no longer allowed to hire mercenaries, have them bring in a large comms system, and have them call our ship for support once they've secured the main landing bay, thus setting off the NUKE they just brought into the complex.
Last edited by John Longarrow; 2014-05-29 at 03:04 PM. Reason: Fixed numbering because SOMEONE had to post while I was typing... :-)
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2014-05-29, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
I would sort of recommend keeping the items board-subject specific to avoid the thread moving.
430. Create a build that utilizes as many different dice as possible. Forget yours. Ask to borrow. Threaten to use a dice roller app instead.
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2014-05-29, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001+ ways to screw with your DM/Party
OK, I've been reviewing some old campaign notes...
431. No longer able to take leadership for the express purpose of attracting changelings to work in a brothel, regardless of how well that helps us meet ANY clients request.
432. NO PLAYING INANIMATE OBJECTS that have a PSION inside of them.
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2014-05-29, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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433. building a character purely around being able to eat a sphere of annihilation.
a dream my group have always shared.
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2014-05-29, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-29, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-29, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-05-29, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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434. When DMing: Keep changing the rule system you are using forcing character re-writes. Start with 3.5, then go to 2E and then 4E etc.
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2014-05-29, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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