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    So now that the previous thread was locked out. I am starting a second thread for snarkers and commentators.
    Here's a previous thread as par the tradition of continuous threads.
    - The end of Ctrl-Alt-Del
    http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20140519
    And a new comic.
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    I have to admit to being confused as to why the last one got locked for length at 46 pages when the usual max is 50, but whatever. So this is not going to end well. He is trying to scam an artifact of such power it can give you the destructive power to force entire empires to back down off a woman who has been repeatedly tortured trying to protect it, and some mass murdering lunatic bounty hunter is now going to be after him.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    I must say I'm most deeply surprised by the lack of copy-paste art.
    There is no such thing as "innocence", only degrees of guilt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenlord View Post
    I must say I'm most deeply surprised by the lack of copy-paste art.
    Said before, I'll say it again...Buckley can actually do uncharacteristically good work when he's not trying to be Penny Arcade 2: Gamer Humor Bugaloo. There's actual talent in there somewhere, like a fashion design prodigy forced to work in a 3rd-world sweatshop making knockoff Nike sneakers.
    Quote Originally Posted by GungHo, on Battletech
    The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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    Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
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    Glyphstone, you are an evil person :D

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    Dunno if you noticed, but pages until 11 are now coloured.
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    So anyone ever wonder why they put an easy puzzle on bombs in all games, including ancient ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by t209 View Post
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    So anyone ever wonder why they put an easy puzzle on bombs in all games, including ancient ones.
    Well the ancient puzzles are easy to us because we are obviously more evolved as a species and thus smarter. Back in THOSE days, a 5 number code was like trying to solve quadratic equations backwards using your toes to hold the chalk! (there was chalk involved, hush) And in the future its done that way because now its tradition.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    I have no words, so I'll be silent. But this has to be seen.
    BEAUTIFUL COLOURS!!!

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    That was posted in the last CAD thread, but it always deserves a link. It's the best thing to ever come out of this webcomic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Well the ancient puzzles are easy to us because we are obviously more evolved as a species and thus smarter. Back in THOSE days, a 5 number code was like trying to solve quadratic equations backwards using your toes to hold the chalk! (there was chalk involved, hush) And in the future its done that way because now its tradition.
    Ancient as in The Eldan relics having these devices before they disappeared.
    Then again, this is the game where you can collect body parts for loot and sell them. It would be justifiable if you are scientist, Engineer, settlers, or any technology-savvy class.
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    [QUOTE=t209;17590447
    Then again, this is the game where you can collect body parts for loot and sell them.[/QUOTE]

    Known as any mmo ever basically.

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    http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20140611
    So any Wildstar Cowboys playing too much time on housing rather than the game itself. Now, there's a new motive for selling Credds.
    http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20140613
    Boring!
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    At first, I've thought that the last comic was an incredibly lazy joke. Then I remembered about the latest WoW addon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyena View Post
    At first, I've thought that the last comic was an incredibly lazy joke. Then I remembered about the latest WoW addon.
    So WoW is becoming like Dr. Who and those alternate dimension?
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    It's not a WoW joke, it's a Heroes of the Storm joke...aka Blizzard All-Stars, aka DOTA: Official Blizzard Edition, starring the famous characters from every Blizzard franchise beating the hell out of each other with no regards for lore or story. Hence the space marine and paladin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GungHo, on Battletech
    The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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    Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
    Quote Originally Posted by Zombimode
    Glyphstone, you are an evil person :D

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    There's also an incredibly obvious reference to the much-derided Ancient Aliens guy from the History Channel.
    I've taken to using white text as an in-line spoiler to make things easier to read.

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    http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20140623
    So anyone with UFC experiences. I just felt that making homosexual jokes about UFC is kinda clinche now, like how NASCAR is being about rednecks and turning left.
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    I really, really hate it when webcomics try to shove memes in. Memes come and go in a couple weeks, and that's about as long as that comic will be funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GungHo, on Battletech
    The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enterti, Cogidubnus
    Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
    Quote Originally Posted by Zombimode
    Glyphstone, you are an evil person :D

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    I knew I had read that joke somewhere before.

    Classy.

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    Umm, it would be better if Raiden (Metal Gear series, aka the cyborg with white hair) was naked and holding his private parts while wearing Raiden (Mortal Kombat, aka the asian lightning shooting guy) hat.
    Can't I make Sons of Liberty joke?
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    It probably would've been funnier if it just had the Raiden from Rising crushing Scorpion's spine or something. I mean, the Rising jokes are pretty obvious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotting Baron View Post
    It probably would've been funnier if it just had the Raiden from Rising crushing Scorpion's spine or something. I mean, the Rising jokes are pretty obvious.
    So I know I played Wildstar but the first card keeps happening to me when I am a tank during the Beta despite being familiar with telegraphs.
    http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20140718
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    Ok, I laughed at todays ctrl alt del. I couldnt help it. It was exactly wild guffaws of glee, but I chuckled at it.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Ok, I laughed at todays ctrl alt del. I couldnt help it. It was exactly wild guffaws of glee, but I chuckled at it.
    Broken clocks and all that.
    Quote Originally Posted by GungHo, on Battletech
    The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enterti, Cogidubnus
    Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
    Quote Originally Posted by Zombimode
    Glyphstone, you are an evil person :D

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    http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20140811
    So any DnD players who accidentally (Quotes or no quotes) shot their own team mates after rolling too many dices?
    Or he mixes the rules from Warhammer Fantasy, especially Skavens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by t209 View Post
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    So any DnD players who accidentally (Quotes or no quotes) shot their own team mates after rolling too many dices?
    Or he mixes the rules from Warhammer Fantasy, especially Skavens.
    Im pretty sure she is just an ass and thought it would be funny to shoot him in the hand. No rules that say you cant attack a party member right?
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    Does anyone think the next page isn't going to be:

    Luke, I am your father.
    ?
    The end of what Son? The story? There is no end. There's just the point where the storytellers stop talking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halfeye View Post
    Does anyone think the next page isn't going to be:



    ?
    Almost got it right.

    Anyways...

    DAMMIT BUCKLEY. You were THIS close to telling a complete, actually good story arc. And then you ruin it at the last possible moment with a LoLViolence joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by GungHo, on Battletech
    The Atlas is also goofy but it has that whole "Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" menacing smile thing going for it. The guy who drew that one up was obviously taken to the Nutcracker when he was a child... and he was screaming in terror the entire time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enterti, Cogidubnus
    Glyphstone, out of all the playground I think you scare me the most...
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    Glyphstone, you are an evil person :D

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