Roll to Dodge I: Why don't we have one of these already?

[SpeedWitch]

I'm actually in a humanoid form right now. I also have the instincts of a dog.

Same here, if you'd like to update that, Rain Dragon.

And you and I should go out for a cup of bacon sometime, FlameI7. Dog people unite!

[Rain Dragon]

Thank you.

Chris eventually found and killed the prisoner, after taking a round to ask for directions.

I've added this under 'Notable Feats'.

Being, at the last reckoning, a Monster Truck in possession of a Giant Laser-Eyed T-Rex saddled for a Monster Truck rider, I ride around destroying random stuff, whilst revving my engine in malevolent glee.

I've adjusted 'Status' and 'Gear'.

The only thing I'd say is my summoning is better off as an ability, and I have a LARGE amount of Kuriboh going on. Almost too much, in fact.

Added Kuriboh summoning to 'Abilities'. I did not remove the modifier from its place, but did add the Kuriboh to 'Gear'.

I'm actually in a humanoid form right now. I also have the instincts of a dog.

Same here, if you'd like to update that, Rain Dragon.

And you and I should go out for a cup of bacon sometime, FlameI7. Dog people unite!

Bacon is delicious. Adjusted both of your Statuses.

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I still have my uberlightsaber with me.

Added to 'Gear' in the post below.

[roko10]

I still have my uberlightsaber with me.

[Rain Dragon]

Round Twenty-Four

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I try to become one with the Force.

You sit and close your eyes, slipping into a deep meditative state. You embrace the Force and try... somehow... to become one with it. After many days you finally achieve your goal, but only for a moment. Nonetheless, you can now claim that you became one with the Force if even for just a moment. Furthermore, you feel a deeper understanding of and connection to the Force now.

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I attempt to summon books so that I can learn all forms of magic. I WILL KNOW ALL, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A rather hefty leatherbound tome almost instantly appears. But... As hefty as it is, there is no way it could possibly contain all forms of magic... You quickly summon another. This one, a slim white one which floats by your head. Nowhere near enough... Squeezing your eyes shut, you focus. Before you know it, you are surrounded by books of various shapes and sizes. You even think you can see small pieces of torn pages flying everywhere around the same place that strange low growling is coming from... Well, there has to be more or less all forms of magic here, but one of the unfortunate things about too many books is how easily one can become rather... well, trapped. Everywhere you look you can see books, but... not much else.

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I attempt to use my mind powers (that don't really exist) to get the ship to a planet that may be in danger (other than Earth)

Of course your mind powers don't really exist, so they don't really get the ship to a planet that may be in danger (other than earth). But you do manage to do something... Somehow... You are now on a planet that is in danger and it is certainly not earth. In fact, the atmosphere is rather unsuited to your kind. Your vision blurs slightly as the pressure pushes in on you from every angle.

Out of the corner of your eye you catch a glimpse of... something big. A tentacle lashes out at you, but you manage to move to one side fast enough despite your muscles suddenly having to deal with more than twice the usual weight. You feel a small trickle of blood run down your cheek as the big something roars at you and prepares another attack...

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Something big approaches! You rolled a 4. You dodge!

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Well, I guess even though they respond to my commands they need a break now and then... OK! I search for the best break room EVER for my headcrabs to chill in!!!

You were not searching for long before you find the a break room complete with hot tub, minibar and aliens. It is not long before the headcrabs are chilling in the hot tub, sipping martinis and taking their place atop aliens' heads. As the sounds of alien screams fill the air it becomes quite obvious the headcrabs are enjoying their break.

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I return and try to mend the schism among my followers

Returning was always going to be the easy part, but you never anticipated the schism to be quite so difficult to mend... You manage to patch it over a little, but who knows how long until the next aspiring philosopher tears it all asunder again (and likely make it worse while they're at it)?

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Well, since the armory was a room full of arms, my next logical choice should be to search for a door labeled weaponry.

Conveniently, it's located nearby. It is filled with weapons beyond your imagining. Laser guns? No problem. Phase canons? They're there. Anti-matter manipulators? Of course. Photon accelerators to power an evil mastermind's weapon systems for the next century? Well... No, but there certainly are weapons which easily top anything even an evil mastermind would have. Heck, to your left you even see a few arms. One of them seems to be covered in high tech alien gadgetry.

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I actually know what's going on now! Horay!

I thank my new companion Cuthalion and converse with him about the aliens purpose, how his day went, and the horors of alien childbirth. After we have a good chat I suggest that we travel together on this ship and help accomplish each others goals, mine being to get home. "I mean, I wanna help them," I say to him, "But I don't want to live in a zoo for the rest of my life!"

Then I take a minute to quickly interrogate other nearby aliens about the ship's command center and how my friend and I can get home, via the same method as the last alien, before returning to Cuthalion.

Headbutting that official looking alien was sure effective. Indeed, none of the others much wanted to mess with you at this point. They handed you everything you needed to know on a silver platter. Accompanied by a rasher of cooked bacon and a note requesting that you not headbut them again.

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I hand him another teddy bear.

Would you like some pie?

Unfortunately, you seem to have accidentally picked up a live cobra instead of a teddy bear and handed it to Angsty Anubite before noticing your error.

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Okay, could be better, um...I attempt to clearly and logically explain my position on her existence, which is a friendly one, in order to persuade her to join my little band.

Also, what are all the Kuribohs doing right now? While I'm talking, I'll crowdsurf around her with the Kuribohs. That'll prove I'm a nice guy .

As she rubs the sleep from her eyes, some crazy guy starts crowdsurfing around her upon a mass of cute little furry creatures while persuading her to join him. Unfortunately, your explanations fall on deaf ears. The shape sister shrieks and grabs the closest thing to her. She waves a little musketeer hat at you, but doesn't seem as hostile as before.

Apparently she is not a morning person...

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Now that I've shunned my physical form and exist only as a ghostly spirit, I decide to do ghostly spirit things and rattle spectral chains as part of a campaign of haunting the ship.

Excellent! A ghostly spirit... Such fun! You wail and howl as you swoosh down the hallways, each the same sterile steel as before. You raise your arms and give them a shake!

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Nothing. You see, your life had not been the sort to give you chains. After all, you lived the life of Elemental not Ebenezer Scrooge... You would shake your feet to check for chains, but you note that you don't really have feet either. Maybe... You could just walk up behind someone and whisper 'boo!' in their ear? Yes. That might just be entertaining.

'Boo!'

The sound of spectral chains rattle as the malign spirit behind you cackles with glee at your start! Her impossibly wide mouth is filled with rows upon rows of sharp pointed teeth. Her eyes roll wildly as she lets out another stream of wailing laughter. Rather suddenly, she stops and stares at you. A trickle of fresh blood falls from the old infected wound across her throat.

Were you not already watching her you would never have seen her move. As it was, her claws had sunk deeply into your spectral being before you could even blink. Pure agony of a kind you could never describe to one who still lived flowed through your soul. You grasp her wrists and tore them free, a trail of bluish-white energy streaming from the tattered wreck of your chest. Though you do not feel the adrenaline of a living being, you remember the feeling. Deep down you know this attack will not kill you. Not unless she manages to strike you again...

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1. You become haunted!

The malign spirit attacks! You rolled a 2. You have sustained a wound!

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Lena turns around and looks back at rest of the universe to see if she can see everything.

The Universe. An indescribable glory you just know you could never explain to another. You see it in full and even manage to not become overwhelmed by the sight of it... barely. You can even pinpoint where you were only moments before; the ship. You also notice a rather large construction site for a restaurant to your left.

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Spoiler: Rain Dragon, a.k.a. Mendevelyx

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Condition normal. Wandering the ship freely.

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Reasonably observant.

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A jar of peanuts.
A note with the passcode to his cell.
The Great Attractor's Toy Ball.
Files on himself. And everyone else on board.
Mechadendrite, once it is produced and received from Fabrication Facility A-7.
A large quantity of materials with which to build... whatever.
An intimidated mech-tentacle. Will fight to avoid your ire.

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Utterly destroyed an alien armory without even trying.
Hacked... identities.
Narrated Round 5 spectacularly.
Hacked... the security systems.
Translated the labels in Fabrication Facility A-6.
Built a robotic tentacle limb thingy! ...that turned hostile...and then was intimidated into submission.
Intimidated the heck out of Steve.

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+1 to all hacking rolls.
+1 to all attack rolls against other PCs (Player Character, not Personal Computer).
+1 to rolls involving taming rogue mechadendrites

Spoiler: Duck999

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Condition nauseous but normal. Standing next to Yumori in front of the Spoon Swarm's cell.

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Has mind-control vomit, and the charisma to be the new leader of a UFO religion!

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A pair of mind-controlled alien followers, who desire to make Duck999 into their God. The religion has spread to half the aliens on the ship. Those that forgot they were animate are animate again.
Every translator on board the ship.
An animate alien flower follower.

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Hypnotized an alien with vomit.
Started a new UFO religion, which has since spread majorly.
Narrated the heck out of round 3.
Hoarded all the translators. All of them.
Discovered why we are on a spaceship.
Became ambassador from Earth to the aliens.
Ate an apple, purely so he could vomit once more.
Gourded a large number of followers... and later ungourded them.
Slowed down a homicidal swarm of spoons.
Has become the God of Luck!
Destroyer of Balloons.

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+1 to all hypno-vomit rolls.
+1 to diplomatic rolls.
+1 to next defense roll against this species of aliens.
+1 to rolls to get a specific alien to conjure things out of thin air.

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Condition normal. On a space ship.

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Can clip his fingernails psionically.
Has incredible power over electromagnetism, fingernails, bad cosplay, and awesome.

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30-40 alien followers.
A stainless steel paperclip.
A contingent of soldier-priests that he resurrected.

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Became Magneto.
Is a god of electromagnetism, fingernails, bad cosplay, and awesome with his own alien followers.
Liquified a random alien.
Narrated the mystery round (10).
Recruited a large number of alien followers by interrupting their lunch break.
Became overwhelmingly awesome before he brought it under control.
Resurrected a contingent of soldiers with pure awesome.
Failed to locate the prisoner with his friends, even channeling awesomeness...
...then located and killed the prisoner thanks to directions.

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+1 to rolls involving magnetic forces.
+1 to rolls involving channeling awesome.

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Condition normal. In the shuttle bay, which now has no shuttles.

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Can aim at and accurately shoot doves from a spaceship that's nowhere near Earth.
Can transform objects with his nano-probes, as long as he still has his rifle.

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A highly advanced alien nano-rifle.

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Wiped out the dove species.
Resistance is Futile.
Fixed a shuttle with his nano-rifle.

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+1 to all rolls involving shooting something.
Shooting something always modifies it in some way, positively or negatively.

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Condition normal. Married to the leader of the alien spaceship she's on.

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None yet.

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An alien spouse and the spaceship it commands.
A level 3 security keycard which grants access to the ship's protected memory cores.

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Married an alien.
Took control of an alien spaceship.
Slept their way to the top.

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+1 to seduction rolls.

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Condition normal. In a circular room with six doors. Door 1 is a supply room. Door 2 is a closet. Door 3 is an empty storage closet. Door 4 is a treasure trove! Doors 5 and 6 have not been opened.

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None yet.

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Keys that don't work on his cell.
Pair of tweezers.
A large diamond.
The key to the door he tried to open earlier.

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Disarmed every cell on an alien spaceship using only a pair of tweezers.
Thinks he isn't hallucinating. He may or may not be hallucinating.
Broke out of prison. Twice.
Narrated Round 8 into Round 7.
Found a supply room, two closets, and a treasure trove.

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-1 to all roles to escape.
Automatic access to any item he wants, provided it's in the treasure trove's inventory.
-1 to all rolls involving helping people regaining lost memories.

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Condition normal. Wandering freely on an alien spaceship. Friends with an alien.

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Scrambled brains, now with real psychic powers!

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A translation device.
Armour and a weapon - Description.
A Sunkern.

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Narrated the heck out of Round 2.
Freed Cuthalion of his own volition.
Caused human militaries to kill each other.

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-1 to all roles involving assistance from aliens

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Condition normal. In a fighter-ship and connected to the main ship, which is currently traveling to the Pokemon homeworld.

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Can control alien spacecraft with his mind.

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A Sylveon, Lvl 9, with a Bold Nature and knows Tackle, Growl, and Fairy Wind. Its name is Cassie.
A fighter-ship he controls.
Pies. Many, many pies.
A spaceship made of pies.

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Narrated the heck out of Rounds 1 and 6.
Discovered how to control alien spacecraft.
Set the ship's course to the Pokemon homeworld.
Became immune to physics!
Caused pies to fly like death-a-rangs.
Pie-o-manced a spaceship.

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Spoiler: Count Dingdong, a.k.a. Aaron

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Condition liquid. Just outside a holding cell on an alien spaceship. In a liquid state, but human shape. Wiht an arm blade. And wings.

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Has the power to melt into a puddle of liquid metal, and only recently formed back into a solid shape.
Formed a very sharp arm blade. He then formed wings, which grant him the aerial ability of the average bird.

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Inadvertently transformed self into a puddle.
Narrated Round 4 into mediocrity.
Somehow formed into human shape once more.
Brought numbers back with Round 11, and brought the stats up-to-date as well!
Narrated Round 14 by process of elimination.
Sprouted wings and flew.

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-1 to all rolls involving interaction with solid objects.

Spoiler: Tanar Aerdoth, a.k.a. Lena

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Condition cat, which is normal. Now in the alien spaceship.

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Can charm aliens to her side through cuteness and pity.
Is incredibly adorable.
Can manipulate the Elemental Forces of Light and Darkness.
One of these powers is jumping between shadows and between light.
Can resurrect nigh anything.

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Sixteen lives?
An army of human marines armed with arms.

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Charmed an alien into letting her free.
Narrated the heck out of rounds 7 and 12.
Died by shoe. Fortunately has eight more lives.
Crossed realities by failing. Spectacularly.
Entered a dark universe, was confronted by a shadow self, and absorbed it, thus surviving to tell the tale.
Learned how to jump between shadows.
Created a portal between the light and dark worlds, in front of her house.
Merged with her lightself as well.
Found people to resurrect and became Commander Cat.
Insulted all of her marines' mothers.
Narrated the heck out of Round 22.

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-1 penalty to rolls involving the escape from an alien smitten by your incredible cuteness.
+1 bonus to rolls to manipulate light or darkness.
+1 to all rolls involving resurrection (this includes yourself).
Narrated the heck out of Round 17
-1 to any rolls involving conveying complex concepts via meowing.

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Condition panther. Being threatened by a sentient pie.

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Can transform back and forth between panther and human.
Can shoot lasers from his eyes, at least while a panther.
Has telescopic X-ray vision.
Can turn people into pies.

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A variety of pies.

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Failed to teleport.
Ate an entire cherry pie.
Momentarily became a dragon.
Became a panther.
Dodged a ray gun.
Mauled Castaras' dead body.
Turned Castaras into a bloody pie. At least he's alive again.
Walked through a wall!
Found a big blinking red button...
...then placed a convincing looking 'Out of Order' sign over it.
Handed Angsty Anubite a teddy.

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+1 to transformation rolls.
+1 to dodge Castaras's next volley of pies.
+1 to attack rolls.
+1 to all rolls for walking and/or waltzing through walls.

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Condition normal. In a bathroom. Well-rested, exercised, and showered.

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None yet.

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An empty tray.

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Recreated the scene from Rocky.

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None yet.

Spoiler: Castaras

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A pie. In an alien laboratory, on top of a giant pancake, covered in injuries.

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Pieomancy.

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Not an oven.
Mind control pie, which will mind control the person who eats it.
Two mind controlled alien followers.
Alien science equipment and texts.
Pies, tarts, and flans, which she baked.

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Took over the cult of the Hypnoduck.
Threw pies for maximum chaos.
Attacked Cuthalion with pies.
The first person to die.
Smothered himself beneath a giant pancake.
Alive, but now a sentient pie.

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+1 to pie baking. An extra +1 if it's competitive.
+1 to chemistry.

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Condition normal.

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None yet.

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A Kuriboh trading card.
A deck of Yu-gi-oh cards, complete with a functional duel disk.
A loyal Blue Eyes White Dragon
A Kuriboh that may or may not follow orders
A large swarm of adorable Kuriboh in musketeer hats with little swords.

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Reached across time, space, and dimensions.
Summoned a Blue Eyes White Dragon! ...that was hostile but brought it under control.
Helped slap aliens back to animation.
Narrated Round 16 after a self-caused delay.
Summoned a Shape Sister!
Narrated the heck out of Round 21.

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+1 to dodges against Blue Eyes White Dragon.
+1 to rolls to command Yu-Gi-Oh monsters.
+1 to rolls for summoning Kuribohs.
-1 to rolls involving reasoning with shape sisters.

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Condition GODLIKE. On a barren planet.

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Telekinetic powers.
Time travel.

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An escape pod.

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Developed telekinesis.
Traveled back in time to make up for a wasted round.
Created a robotic suit of armor that is running around attacking people.
Blasted off on an escape pod.
Became the god of an alien planet.

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+1 to all rolls involving telekinesis.
-1 to constructing electronics.
+1 to controlling his escape pod.
+1 to all rolls involving this planet. (This does not count rolls that were undertaken on the planet but that otherwise have no connection to the planet.)

Spoiler: Elemental

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Wounded spirit. Wandering the ship freely.

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Mental contact with Crimson Doom and the alien's main ship.

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Before doing an action, helpfully took over Round 8 9's narration!
Mentally connected to the main ship.
Set up a firewall to prevent access to the main computers! (5+ to access; success sparks a battle)
Was overloaded by the ship's database.
Narrated the heck out of Round 13.
Became the King of Doors.
Narrated the heck out of Round 18.
Dead, but not dead dead...
Narrated the heck out of Round 23.

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-1 to telepathic abilities until you get your memories back.
+1 to rolls involving doors.
-1 to rolls involving movement.
+1 to rolls involving the shedding of a physical body and becoming a disembodied spirit.

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Next to Duck999 by Prisoner 0's temporary prison.

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Spoonokinesis.

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A magical spoon.
A large spoon where the heart should be.
Prisoner 0 (as your action, sick the spoon swarm on a person).
A badass Spoon Buster Sword

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Successfully sleepwalked to retrieve a magical spoon.
Had a weird dream about sacrificing a magical goat to a normal spoon.
Sacrificed self to a spoon and somehow gained spoon powers as a result.
In control of the legendary spoon-swarm Prisoner 0.
Is Cthulhu to a bunch of spoons...
Commanded worshippers to do Useful Things! Obtained a huge spoon and freed Prisoner Zero.

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+1 to all rolls involving spoons.

Spoiler: AsteronIronhoof a.k.a Zaphod

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Having an identity crisis.

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??? Not teleportation, apparently.

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A soul poisoning "Tome of Eldritch Lore Most Foul and Unnatural"

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Initiated a psychological deconstruction of himself.
Became addicted to magic.
Is inherently linked to the soul poisoning 'Tome of Eldritch Lore Most Foul and Unnatural'. (Muahahah)
Summoned an army of Angry Angels.
Discovered that Half Life 3 is real.
Discovered the headcrab union... Possible reason for no HL3?

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-1 to all rolls involving future attempts at teleportation.
-1 to all rolls involving resisting the influence of the dark powers.

Spoiler: Angsty Anubite

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Condition humanoid canine. Wandering the ship freely.

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Has complete access to the command center of the ship and the coordinates to Angsty Anubite and Cuthalion's home planet.

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A pair of sickles and some clothes!
A silver platter.

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Escaped in an amazing display of Slipperiness.
Narrated the heck out of Round 19.

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Condition arguably normal.

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A sports shirt.

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Realized soullessness.
Discovered that 'existence' is not a simply defined word.
Became quite muscly and has a +1 to charisma.
Has four arms.
Found an entire room full of disembodied groping arms.
Won arms wrestlings matches!

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-1 to rolls involving philosophical thoughts/questions regarding your existential crisis
-1 to rolls involving the comprehension of alien communications

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Is a Monster Truck. Riding a T-Rex around the ship freely

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T-Rex equipped with a Monster Truck saddle.

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Became a Tyrannosaur...
...then became a Monster Truck!

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Spoiler: Flame17

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Condition humanoid canine. Wandering the ship freely.

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Summoned a pretty kitty!

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Anything Flame17 summons will be able to find Lena’s exact coordinates even if Lena is in another dimension

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In a cell. Condition Normal

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Spoiler: roko10

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Condition Normal. Wandering the ship freely.

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Is a Force user

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Roko10's Über Lightsaber.

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Decimated prison bars!
Became one with the Force

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+1 to rolls involving the use of Roko10's Über Lightsaber.

Spoiler: Sange

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In a cell. Condition Normal

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-1 to future rolls to safely burn things.

[Duck999]

I have an alien follower conjure me all-protective gearcon me.

I would narrate, but I want to get out of this.

[FlameI7]

I use my animal senses to find the book that let's me absorb all the knowledge in a room.

Also I'm still not a flea.

[Rater202]

I spend as long as it takes to figure out a compromise between the two factions of my followers.

[Tris]

You missed me.

[JBPuffin]

...Alright, fine. I order Blue Eyes to finish her off. This is taking too much of my time, and she's bound to be hungry (the dragon).

[Rain Dragon]

I use my animal senses to find the book that let's me absorb all the knowledge in a room.

Also I'm still not a flea.

Thank you. I had not copied the correct stats over to my file before posting. This should be fixed now, I believe.

You missed me.

Sorry. I shall remedy this.

[Tris]

I thought the spaceship was still on Earth.

Anyhow, Lena decides she can probably make it to that restaurant in one leap. She Jumps!

[Rain Dragon]

I thought the spaceship was still on Earth.

I feel I may have lost track of where it is then. I'll go quickly check for any narrations explicitly stating the spaceship is stationary on Earth.

Mendevelyx hacks into the computer systems again to track down a suitable laser focussing array, several heavy duty capacitors while also keeping in mind Steve seems to like Husky skins for some reason. You know, on the off chance there happen to be huskies around to skin.

EDIT - I found it.

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ROUND 6 - THE ATTACK
EVENT: Military Action

The ship has been noticed by Earth authorities, and is now surrounded by tanks, fighter jets, and lots of men with guns. What do?

Round 7 - War!

5. The destruction is overwhelming. Only a few survivors remain by the time the effects of the mind scrambling wear off.

So... The ship was still on Earth way back then and I'd imagine everyone would notice the ship taking off...

[roko10]

I search for the nearest player by using the Force

[SpeedWitch]

Not wanting to look rude in front of my friend, I try to tame the snake by the grace of Wadjet.

[AsteronIronhoof]

After chilling out in the break room for a few hours, it's now time to work! Step 1 for half-life world domination: send my headcrab army to find people fit for ZOMBIFYING!!!! (btw we're in Half-Life 3)

[Cuthalion]

Oh dear, I'm very sorry.

I summon a cute baby dire owlbear instead.

[Tris]

Who's going to narrate this round?

[Mrs McGinty]

I run for election to the Galactic Senate. (What self-respecting alien wouldn't vote for a dinosaur-riding monster truck?)

[ImperatorV]

I do nothing.

[Elemental]

I abscond to avoid the scary ghost, hopefully attempting to evade it entirely.



Meanwhile...
*pokes the thread*

[Tris]

Anyone out there?

[FlameI7]

Anyone out there?

Everyone is here, but no one wants to narrate. I'll narrate next round though

[Rain Dragon]

I'm the only one who can't narrate this round as per the rules, as I narrated the previous one. >.>

[Tris]

I narrated 2 rounds ago, so I could technically, but I want at least two rounds of actions before I have to narrate again.

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Nvm, I narrated 3 rounds ago. I'll do if no one else will but I'd prefer not to.