Roll to Dodge I: Why don't we have one of these already?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I said the word Digimon as a throwaway joke, it's not that serious guys.

[Rain Dragon]

((Geez... My last action's striked out btw. I'm going to be a little sad and happy if I roll a six.))

Mendevelyx attempts to locate an awesome mechadendrite.

[Duck999]

Yeah. Digimon are, unlike Pokemon, sentient Creatures. Releasing it into the wild would just result in it trying to find it's bonded partner again.

I'm going to preemptively volunteer for GM next round, BTW.

Woah, woah, woah! Pokemon are sentient. The games don't portray it that well, but read the books or watch it. They are most definately sentient.

[Rater202]

Woah, woah, woah! Pokemon are sentient. The games don't portray it that well, but read the books or watch it. They are most definately sentient.

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I goofed. I meant Sapient. I get those two mixed up alot. The mix is Anime/Highly Sentient+some Species Sapient, Mystery Dungeon/Fully Sapient, Most Games+Manga intelligent trained Animals with some implied to be sapient

Meanwhile Digimon are consistently shown in games, anime, and manga to be very intelligent by human standards, Even Newborn Baby Digimon have been shown to be about as smart as people(Though at least 7 of those cases were a result of perfect reincarnation)

But. um, could we drop this now? We're derailing the Thread.

[JBPuffin]

And now, ducks.

JB finds himself alone inside an unlocked cell. Hearing a bunch of stuff going on around him, he decides the best course of action is to bring out his trusty friend...

I attempt to summon a real-life Kuriboh. (Now it's a Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh/potentially Digimon crossover. Beat that.)

[Duck999]

I am tempted to try to planeswalk, but I feel like that would be out of character.

[Castaras]

Ahhh, excellent. Time to see if I can discern what exactly will happen when this pie is consumed. Seeing as just baking it caused the aliens to be friendly, consuming should cause all sorts of fascinating effects...


Castaras spends some time experimenting, attempting to work out what the pie will do on consumption without actually eating it herself.

[Reinholdt]

Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Change into Duel Monsters to save the Kanto Region!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Evolve into champions!
Activate Mirror Force!
Pokemon! Duel Monsters! Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon! Duel Monsters...
POKEMON!

[JBPuffin]

Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Change into Duel Monsters to save the Kanto Region!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Evolve into champions!
Activate Mirror Force!
Pokemon! Duel Monsters! Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon! Duel Monsters...
POKEMON!

Sir, I'm not sure you know how this works. See, we duelists have this thing called "Exodia"? Good luck with that.

[Rater202]

Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Change into Duel Monsters to save the Kanto Region!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Evolve into champions!
Activate Mirror Force!
Pokemon! Duel Monsters! Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon!
Duel Monsters!
Pokemon are the champions!
Pokemon! Duel Monsters...
POKEMON!

Never do that again

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Sir, I'm not sure you know how this works. See, we duelists have this thing called "Exodia"? Good luck with that.

I see your Exodia and Raise you "Megidramon"

[Rain Dragon]

(Now it's a Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh/potentially Digimon crossover. Beat that.)

((If I am successful and you are successful, it'd be just Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh for the moment with a random aspiring techpriest from WH40k on the ship. I'll start on ship maintenance later.
My friend keeps poking me about obtaining a digimon though. >.>

EDIT - Yu-Gi-Oh is cool too, but I only ever played the card game.))

[Reinholdt]

I dunno. This is extremely fun.
P.S. Pokemon, Digimon, and Yu-Gi-Oh were all incredible.

I wanna be the very best,
Like Exodia never was.
To catch them is my real quest,
To digivolve them is my cause.

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Digimon to understand,
The trap card that I hide.

Digimon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Digimon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Digimon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true
Our god cards will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
DI-GI-MON, gotta catch 'em all

DIGIMON!

[Duck999]

Sir, I'm not sure you know how this works. See, we duelists have this thing called "Exodia"? Good luck with that.

I see your Exodia and Raise you "Megidramon"

Counterspell! Counterspell! Counterspell!

Wait, is MtG a part of this?

If not, I assume that Megidramon is a digimon so raigeki (or even raigeki break) will work on it.

Now, time to underail this thread. Conversation shouldd be over many posts ago.

[Cuthalion]

I pad down the hallway, flicking my tail back and forth, and try to shoot lasers from my eyes.

[Disc Lorde]

I try the key in the first door.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok that's plenty of time. Looks like I have several narrations to write today.

[Rater202]

Just a reminder that I've already called Dibs on next round

[JBPuffin]

I support Rater's motion!

Also, awaiting the narrations...willl I get my Kuriboh? I'm so pumped!

>.>...Where is my Kuriboh...<.<

[lolthfollower]

It says anyone can join, anytime, so can I join?

[Crimson Doom]

It says anyone can join, anytime, so can I join?

You're welcome any time! Just go ahead and post an action.

[lolthfollower]

Cool. I'll just read up on whats going on first

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The guy that none of you saw until now and hasn't done anything significant is now attempting to develop telikinetic powers

[Rater202]

Hey, Pizza? You gonna post that narration or what?

I mean, I figured I'd get back from vacation and I'd have that and a few days worth of actions to work with.

Instead I get home to a whole lotta nothin'

[Tris]

Note to all- been quite busy, will catch up and do some narrations which have been delayed after my work shift today, an unusual morning shift. I typically work nights.

So, he should get to it soon.

[lolthfollower]

Loking back on that, I might have my head ekplode soon.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tell you what, I clearly can't get to this right now. Can't hold up the game further- I'm just not in a creative mindset and can't concentrate long enough to do it.

Anyone else volunteer may do the narration- my character does a whole lot of nothing this turn.

[Elemental]

Well, I'm awake and am suddenly feeling mildly creative. I shall give it a go.

Just give me a few minutes...


Edit:

Round Eight
A titanic battle between good and evil erupts as the fleets of the tyrannical Galactic Empire threaten to seize the Eternity Engine, a device of unfathomable power. The fate of hundreds of worlds, and indeed, the entire galaxy hangs in the balance. Fortunately, or unfortunately as the case may be, the galaxy in question is NGC 147, so it's not a particularly big deal.
Meanwhile, on Earth, less cosmically significant events are transpiring...

I attempt to stuff an apple so far back in my mouth that I eat something, and I throw up on he alienz.

4-1+1=4. Success.
You manage to coax your gag reflex into activation and throw up the apple as well as a mixture of digestive juices. Frankly, the whole process is disgusting and the aliens feel that way. They do feel compelled to follow your commands, although their first priority is showering.
It seems that without a full meal, whatever substance it is in your vomit that allows you to control the aliens is less concentrated. But you should be able to make do.
As you have eaten, the penalty to vomit rolls is removed.

Chris uses his divine powers over bad cosplay to conjure some really s***y, tacky, obviously costumy duplicates of Orihime Inoue's hair clips.

2. Failure.
Alas, your attempt to produce those particular clips has failed. However, you did get a nice stainless steel paperclip out of your attempt. No need to worry, no one's that amazing the first time they try something.

I attempt to make the main ship take off. Destination: the Pokemon homeworld.

2. Failure.
Powering up the engines is comparatively easy and the ship's auto take off sequence prepares the ship for launch. However, when you attempt to input your destination, the navigational computer indicates that it has no knowledge of "The Pokemon Homeworld" and asks that you provide additional data. As a safety precaution, the engines power back down.

Lena is afraid now. She tries to hide somewhere.

1. Spectacular Failure.
Short story: You succeed in hiding. Long story? You slipped between the folds of reality and find yourself in an alternate reality, a "shadow" realm if you will. Here there is no colour and very little light, perfect for hiding. But you don't know where you are or how to get back, and you just know you're not alone.

Time to find and take a shower.

4. Success.
You find a well appointed bathroom with a wide range of scented soaps. You don't know what any of those scents are, but they're not unpleasant. The best news of course is that there is plenty of hot water. Afterwards, you find yourself satisfactorily clean.

Mendevelyx attempts to locate an awesome mechadendrite.

5. Great success.
A query to the ship's computer indicates that there are none currently on board, though it informs you that Fabrication Facility A-7, located a deck below you, could easily produce one within the hour. It brings up the available schematics and requests you customise it to your required specifications. Helpfully, it suggests vanadium steel as the ship has a substantial supply on board.

I attempt to summon a real-life Kuriboh. (Now it's a Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh/potentially Digimon crossover. Beat that.)

3. Marginal success.
Reaching across time, space and dimensional boundaries has never been an easy task, even for those who take a ten week course in it. But in the end, you manage to find what you're looking for and pull it into this reality. One blinding flash of light later, and your prize is revealed. It's a playing card with the image of the creature you sought.

Castaras spends some time experimenting, attempting to work out what the pie will do on consumption without actually eating it herself.

5. Great success.
Your chemical analysis reveals the presence of numerous exotic substances that when mixed with an acid produce a substance that is apparently absorbed through the skin. Once in the bloodstream, it affects the central nervous system and induces a state of high suggestibility towards the first unaffected individual seen. While there is DNA present, possibly human DNA, you are unable to match it to any individual or even a broad ethnic group due to a lack of comparable samples.
As for what would happen if someone were to eat said pie? Your best estimates indicate that most people become violently ill at first, but would then become near permanently under the effects of the mind control agents present in the vomit.

I have never had the need to type the word vomit so many times...

I pad down the hallway, flicking my tail back and forth, and try to shoot lasers from my eyes.

5. Great success.
Lasers. Lasers everywhere. And do you know what's most awesome? One eye shoots green lasers, and the other shoots blue ones! But do be careful, your lasers appear to be capable of melting through the walls. Wouldn't want to hit any pipes containing toxic chemicals or anything.

I try the key in the first door.

4. Success.
It turns, there's a click and the door swings open.
Alas... No treasure, attractive individuals or giant ray guns. Just a supply room. But you never know what you might find among all the boxes.

The guy that none of you saw until now and hasn't done anything significant is now attempting to develop telikinetic powers

6. Spectacular success.
Through focus and meditation you tap into powers you never even though possible. Vast reserves of hidden mental potential are suddenly at your fingertips, ready to bend the world to your whim. With but a thought, you are capable of tearing open the bars to your cage and laying waste to whole civilisations who refuse your slightest request.
Or at least, that's what the brochure would say if we were trying to sell a course in basic telekinetics. The powers you have untapped, while significant, are hardly up to that level. But they are within your grasp and this is only the beginning.
+1 to all rolls involving telekinesis.

my character does a whole lot of nothing this turn.

2. Failure.
While you attempt to just chill out for a bit and do nothing, you somehow end up bonding with your Sunkern. It appears he's a friendly little guy.

[lolthfollower]

And now, attempting to use my teliknesis, I shall tear down my cell wall and escape

[Crimson Doom]

Well, this is odd. How'd they get a Pokemon if they don't know where the Pokemon homeworld is... umm.

Asking and receiving permission from Cassie to do so, I snip off a little bit of her hair and tell the computer to go to the world that has similar DNA samples.

[Elemental]

Asking and receiving permission from Cassie to do so, I snip off a little bit of her hair and tell the computer to go to the world that has similar DNA samples.

You know how it is with computers, they're either really helpful, or do exactly what you ask. This is an example of the latter and the navigation computer has no record of a location with the name "The Pokemon Homeworld".
I do apologise for the inconvenience, but you did roll a two and computers are known to be difficult.

[Duck999]

I ask my alien followers to convince other aliens that I am their god.
(Does this count as diplomacy, because then I get +1. Also, Don't forget to say I no longer have -1 because I succeeded in eating and throwing up the apple.)