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    i'm looking forward to this thread growing
    it's always a great thing to watch

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    I just made a $20 phone call. For some reason, foreign calls aren't cheap when you're abroad. Also, a lot of time is put into repeating things because the panatlantic phone line adds a lot of distortion, and that repetition means even more money...

    On the positive side, though: My bag has been found, I'll get my stuff back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    I just made a $20 phone call. For some reason, foreign calls aren't cheap when you're abroad. Also, a lot of time is put into repeating things because the panatlantic phone line adds a lot of distortion, and that repetition means even more money...

    On the positive side, though: My bag has been found, I'll get my stuff back!
    That's great news. At least it means that it wasn't lifted by some guy who decided to grab the contents for himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    On the positive side, though: My bag has been found, I'll get my stuff back!
    that's great news teddy i'm glad you get it all back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    I just made a $20 phone call. For some reason, foreign calls aren't cheap when you're abroad. Also, a lot of time is put into repeating things because the panatlantic phone line adds a lot of distortion, and that repetition means even more money...

    On the positive side, though: My bag has been found, I'll get my stuff back!
    Wow, quite an expensive call for certain. And yay for the good return of your things! That should be a good stress off your shoulders.


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    Anyone have a good idea for a fruit fly trap? Mostly because I just don't feel like googling it right now. And because I am sick of the fruit flies. And the ants. [/rantaboutsummerinMN]
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    Tried using fruit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    I just made a $20 phone call. For some reason, foreign calls aren't cheap when you're abroad. Also, a lot of time is put into repeating things because the panatlantic phone line adds a lot of distortion, and that repetition means even more money...

    On the positive side, though: My bag has been found, I'll get my stuff back!
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    Ah, love the smell of a fresh thread.

    This thread seems like an interesting lot, so I think I'll pop by every now and then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmeraldRose View Post
    Anyone have a good idea for a fruit fly trap? Mostly because I just don't feel like googling it right now. And because I am sick of the fruit flies. And the ants. [/rantaboutsummerinMN]
    I too would be interested in an answer to this question. Damn insects.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chaotic stupid View Post
    ION: soft resetting a pokemon game innumerable times, while eating breakfast, at 3:20AM sometimes i swear i have no life
    So instead of breeding, you're soft resetting? Now that's patience.

    And as for Teddy's bag, I'm happy you got it back. What was in it by the way?
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    Jeez, that's a lot of K's. Apparently Ku subscribes to the Mortal Kombat mentality of the hard C sound

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    Anyone have a good idea for a fruit fly trap? Mostly because I just don't feel like googling it right now. And because I am sick of the fruit flies. And the ants. [/rantaboutsummerinMN]
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    I too would be interested in an answer to this question. Damn insects.
    Depends on how bad your infestation is, of course, but according to my extensive research you should get one or both of:

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    And keep them away from cats, kids, etc. All natural!
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    Jeez, that's a lot of K's. Apparently Ku subscribes to the Mortal Kombat mentality of the hard C sound

    Alternate post: I don't know who made this thread, but some people call him...The Stig #jokes based on avatars)
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    Oh crap, a thread by this monster! I must hide, quickly before he tries to hug me without hugging!
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    Oh crap, a thread by this monster! I must hide, quickly before he tries to hug me without hugging!
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    Oh crap, a thread by this monster! I must hide, quickly before he tries to hug me without hugging!
    If you don't want to be hugged why on earth would you post this on the internet?!
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    Wooooo! New RB!

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    If you don't want to be hugged why on earth would you post this on the internet?!
    I firmly don't believe it's part of the requirements...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Depends on how bad your infestation is, of course, but according to my extensive research you should get one or both of:

    1)Pinguicula Sethos

    or

    2)Drosera Capensis

    And keep them away from cats, kids, etc. All natural!
    Pretty! I will have to check out the garden shop and see if they carry them...Fortunately my kids usually stay away from the plants (they are not electronic) and the cat just eats plastic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    I firmly don't believe it's part of the requirements...
    No idea what that could mean.

    Quote Originally Posted by Razanir View Post
    Latest idea for my Legend campaign. Cave-dwelling elves. Make elves a little more gnome-like (possibly as extreme as Rankin-Bass Mirkwood, though without the inexplicable German accents), and have them live in caves along a forested ravine.
    If you're gonna change 'em why not just make a new race entirely? =/
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    If you're gonna change 'em why not just make a new race entirely? =/
    Because all our elves are different. And this way their rivalry with dwarves is even more clear. They're competing for territory *and* trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Depends on how bad your infestation is, of course, but according to my extensive research you should get one or both of:

    1)Pinguicula Sethos

    or

    2)Drosera Capensis

    And keep them away from cats, kids, etc. All natural!
    Not the Pinguicula. Not too fond of them, they aren't as pretty. Although, my brother is one of, oh, three people who have ever seen a certain species of Pinguicula. Fun fact of the day.

    If you're thinking larger flies, moths, or wasps, a Sarracenia (rubra, for example) does a surprisingly efficient job.

    Venus fly traps don't works as well for fruit flies. So yes, some species of Drosera, or sundews with the little hairs with beads on the ends. Those are my favorites. Excepting the Darlingtonia californica.
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    Pretty! I will have to check out the garden shop and see if they carry them...Fortunately my kids usually stay away from the plants (they are not electronic) and the cat just eats plastic.
    The cat only eats plastic?

    Shame on you.
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    I need to be up in 5,5 hours, but I don't feel like sleeping at all. Ugh. Setting an alarm always makes ne anxious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    I need to be up in 5,5 hours, but I don't feel like sleeping at all. Ugh. Setting an alarm always makes ne anxious.
    Sounds like a rough situation. Have you tried setting several alarms to prevent sleeping through just one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfTangible View Post
    If you're gonna change 'em why not just make a new race entirely? =/
    I was inspired by the Flume Gorge in NH to put elves in caves. More exactly, I thought it'd be a good place for elves, then realized they're probably have to carve caves into the wall. Anyway, as a natural consequence, I decided to also make them a little more gnome-like to go with the new environment. Really, it'll probably be as simple as changing them to Small size.
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