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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BlackDragon

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    Basically, in this game, you act as your avatar and try to kill the person below you, but you will have to find a way, however far-fetched but possible for your character to achieve, to defend against it.

    I'll start:

    I replace the person below me's water supply with acid.
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    Interesting.

    I am rescued by my future self, who knew you were going to try that because you tried it on him and he was saved by his future self (yes, my avatar's actually does work like that).

    I headshot the person below me with the C-10 Mk VI standard issue rifle hidden in my jacket.
    Currently rather busy and tired. Most of my posting will come on weekends. If you really need me to post, PM me, but don't expect wonders during the week.

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    I take the blow, and soak it up with my DR 10/good.

    I decapitate my enemy with my scythe and shower them with spores
    Come share your magical mishaps with the whole family!
    Jester of The Rudisplorkers Guild!!

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    I duck and hold my breath.
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    Xykon's not Evil. He just get bored really easily. And he doesn't have constructive hobbies.
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    You're a perfect person.
    Isn't Socksy adorabibbles?

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    I block your blade with my wing, using its hard shell-like scales to deflect the blow, and then use my hind legs to kick your sword from your hand.

    I look into TPBM's eyes and devour his soul.
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    And I have a tumblr now, and I've decided to post weird creatures with a sort of connecting tongue-in-cheek framework story.

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    I simply tilt my hat down.

    I hold TPBM at swordpoint.
    Insert witty one-liner here.

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
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    I fly away. Because, you know, I'm a 20th-level truenamer, so I can fly.

    I send a Solar Angel to kill TPBM, because I CBA to do it myself.
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    Peasants! Gather around me and fight each other so I can teleport!

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    The Solar Angel has no way to kill or harm me, because I'm Ganon, the King of Evil and possessor of the Triforce of Power. I kill it with my powerful magic.

    I attack the person below me with a powerful fire ball spell.

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    I use my Demonic immunity to fire.

    I fly above TPBM and poop on them like the filthy bird my form emulates.
    Come share your magical mishaps with the whole family!
    Jester of The Rudisplorkers Guild!!

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    I run away.

    I also drop a wrench on TPBM.
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    I'll kill them! I'll kill all of them!
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    We're crashing Wombat's wedding! WITH AN ARMY OF WOMBATS AND BUDGIES.


    "So whosoever is a hedgehog let him see to it that his wife is a hedgehog also, and so forth."

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    I deflect it with my antlers.

    I charge and gore TPBM to death.
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    Ettin in the Playground
     
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    I give myself fast healing and ignore the silly moose trying to kill me.

    I lift up an island, and drop it on TPBM's head.

    @V: Sidestep an ISLAND?
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    Peasants! Gather around me and fight each other so I can teleport!

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    I cloak and sidestep.

    As I decloak, I put my hand to TPBM's back and activate my psiblade, impaling them.
    Currently rather busy and tired. Most of my posting will come on weekends. If you really need me to post, PM me, but don't expect wonders during the week.

    I'm a God

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    I buck you away and, as a ponified version of Gary Gygax, a herd of bronies and D&D fans come to beat the crap out of you.

    I direct this rabid herd to attack TPBM.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    Love for the d12! Dudeons wins the game!
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    Dudeons, I so want to kiss you for that.

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    I fly! Wheee!

    I use my powers as a court jester of the Rudisplorkers to make someone laugh to death
    Come share your magical mishaps with the whole family!
    Jester of The Rudisplorkers Guild!!

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    I use my magic to channel the energy of the laughter into my orb of light. It is absorbed, sparing me.

    I then create an unbreakable barrier of Light around myself, which shoots out powerful lasers to TPBM.
    Dubbed Most Honourable Aggregate of All Things Targ in the Title Thread. Also dubbed the Mage of Light, which is really cool.

    Earned a special cookie for reaching 50 in the Count to 50 thread. Got a waffle too!

    The human avatar is thanks to the talented The Mad Hatter; the ponytar, the incredible Dirtytabs.

    I'm a White Mage in real life too! Here are my spells. BE WARNED: SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND WILL AFFECT YOU IF READ. http://merlinsalchemyoflight.blogspot.co.uk/

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    I use the power of plot to protect myself. It's not even the end of the first act yet!

    I bludgeon TPBM to death while dealing 2d6 additional damage from poison (CON -2).
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    I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
    Playgrounders say the darndest things.

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    I quaff potions and climb away from the mean person with the bat.

    I grab TPBM and use their head as a battering ram to get through the spiked steel walls of my wizard friend's fortress, so as to invite him out to brunch. No wall gets between me and my brunch.

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    All of me is a head, and I'm far too heavy for you to lift. I roll away, unamused.

    I roll over TPBM, crushing them to death.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    Dudeons, I so want to kiss you for that.

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    I have wings, and use them to fly above you before you can crush me.

    I arrange for TPBM to walk under a rockslide (and thus be crushed by said rockslide), and shift the blame to TPBTPBM.
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    I tunnel out using my +2 racial boost to profession (miner).

    I gather hordes of vengeful kobolds to attack TPBM, seeing as everyone thinks he tried to bury me.
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    I spread my wings and fly over head reminding them that as a half-dragon I am the superior being and as kobolds they exist to serve me, thus I can blatantly murder any of them I want. I strafe once with my peanut butter breath just to prove my point and then order them to build me a monument in my honor that casts me as a dread and spiteful god.

    I pretend to be a cute little pony to get close to the person below me then glance up at them with my eye of soul devouring to eat their (delicious) soul.
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    My homebrew. Tell me what to expand upon.

    And I have a tumblr now, and I've decided to post weird creatures with a sort of connecting tongue-in-cheek framework story.

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    I have no soul. And shoot you in the eye. Bloody ponies.

    I grow plasma claws and tear TPBM to itty bity shreds.
    Currently rather busy and tired. Most of my posting will come on weekends. If you really need me to post, PM me, but don't expect wonders during the week.

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    Who? At any rate, I'm not squeamish about blood, so HA!

    I peck out TPBM's eyes.
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    My sunglasses are too powerful to be pecked through. I take them off after getting away from you to try and fix the scratched glass, but to no avail.

    Then, TPBM comes along, thinking that I'm the poster below them.

    "You think you can fight me? Sorry, but you don't seem..."



    "Up to scratch."



    The pun is so powerful that they are paralyzed due to groaning, and then the YEEAAAAAHHHH!! is so powerful that they get knocked back. Into the sun.
    Humanized version of my first avatar made linklele.

    Declared God of Chance and Creativity as well as Equestria's Master of the d20.

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    My orb of light flares just once

    Deflecting Sunward strike

    And strikes out at the poster below

    With rays of Laser Light
    Dubbed Most Honourable Aggregate of All Things Targ in the Title Thread. Also dubbed the Mage of Light, which is really cool.

    Earned a special cookie for reaching 50 in the Count to 50 thread. Got a waffle too!

    The human avatar is thanks to the talented The Mad Hatter; the ponytar, the incredible Dirtytabs.

    I'm a White Mage in real life too! Here are my spells. BE WARNED: SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND WILL AFFECT YOU IF READ. http://merlinsalchemyoflight.blogspot.co.uk/

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    Ettin in the Playground
     
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    I grant Creation domain spells, so I True Create a mirror.

    I then True Create some more mirrors and drop them on TPBM's head.
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    Really bad idea. Really really bad idea. Since I'm all head the mirrors drop toward my globe-shaped body, splattering the entire hall in a laser-light-show of deadly eye-rays. I closed my central antimagic eye so I don't ruin the effect and, y'know, so I don't poke my eye out.

    Try getting out of that one, TPBM!
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    As the anthropomorphic personification of elemental darkness, I'm incorporeal and immune to charm effects, death effects, petrification, and polymorphing, rendering your most potent eye-rays ineffective. As my mere presence can annihilate photons, your eye lasers are also nullified. I'm not really sure what you were hoping to achieve with your little light show.

    I create a pair of anti-photon clones of TPBM to attack them with their own abilities and equipment.

    @v: Amusingly, antiphotons and photons are actually the same thing.
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    Interesting, a battle of darkness against Light. But all my abilities are Light-based, rendering the antiphoton clones ineffective, to say the least.

    My orb of Light with glorious flare

    Shines deep into the darkness there

    Transmuting into glorious Light

    These clones of shadowed night

    Then with a searing lance of Solar fire

    Strikes out at TPBM with ire

    Raining down with fiery might

    All the fire of my orb of Light.
    Dubbed Most Honourable Aggregate of All Things Targ in the Title Thread. Also dubbed the Mage of Light, which is really cool.

    Earned a special cookie for reaching 50 in the Count to 50 thread. Got a waffle too!

    The human avatar is thanks to the talented The Mad Hatter; the ponytar, the incredible Dirtytabs.

    I'm a White Mage in real life too! Here are my spells. BE WARNED: SOME OF THEM ARE REAL AND WILL AFFECT YOU IF READ. http://merlinsalchemyoflight.blogspot.co.uk/

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