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2014-08-20, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-22, 02:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Cheers for the encouragement! S/He was the token Evil Team-mate, and the DM and I just chucked in the 'reveal' at the last moment, making a huge 'WTF?' moment for the other players.
It was foreshadowed ahead of time with dialogue such as "You assume too much..." when a player was trying to cold-read my character, but the idea to remove a ring from the finger was last-minute.
The King was understandably upset, but when a Dark/Anti-Paladin can conjure his Unholy Rune-Encrusted Sword/Shield/Armor, it isn't a good idea to confront him directly.
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2014-08-22, 03:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Like I said; footnote. They exist, they are glossed over, they are often forgotten. Most "cursed items" are just interesting and different regular items such as dust of sneezing and choking.
Do they? I thought they susbsisted on psychic energy?
The head of an ilithid is all you need for ilithid porn, really. They have tentacles and ears.
Everything else is just a tripod/like structure for positioning the porny parts XD
asexual just means not interested in getting it on, though. And I'm sure they have a personality trend that's relatable to ended, they just don't have the same benchmarks that make them assign these trends to physical sex.
Have you been to 4chan?
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2014-08-22, 03:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- Australia
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2014-09-25, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- By Bellevue, WA
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
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2014-09-25, 07:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
NOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
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My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2014-09-25, 08:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
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2014-09-25, 09:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
So what happens when the dragon hears of the reward and returns with the princess in tow looking for the reward.
which actually brings up the question of why dragons steal princesses anyway.
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2014-09-25, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
it gets employed as a foundry machine inbetween being king. except for White and Silver (who get employed by the Butcher shops), all the core true dragons have some sort of breath weapon that can be used in ore refining.
The princess becomes a half dragon factory for the royal line.My Homebrew: found here.
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2014-09-25, 11:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Spoiler: TheoryCrypto-zoologists theorize that Dragons ate limestone (CaCO3) so that they can fly (HCl + CaCO3 = CO2 + CaCl2 + H2 + O2). Hydrogen Gas is lighter then air, allowing dragons to fly, but the corrosive effects meant that it needed to be vented (hence the fire-breathing).
When a Dragon Died, if the bones weren't washed, they disintegrate due to the high alkalinity. (The theory goes that they were a species related to crocodiles with every second rib sticking out to the side to create a 'fan' wing.)
Still, if dragons were as smart as they are in legends then the princess was taken as a hostage to ensure they weren't shot at, as well as an eventual meal.
I'd make the fantasy version a magic shape-shifter, and the princess be wanted for the same reason the party wants her: to bear their children.Last edited by Chd; 2014-09-25 at 11:03 PM.
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2014-09-26, 02:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-26, 02:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-26, 03:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
In most of folklore I know, the dragon didn't exactly steal the princess. Either it was just kind of hanging around, and people were offering human sacrifices to it out of fear, or it was given to the princess as a pet when small, and then it became... not small. Another variation has some evil person place a dragon to guard a princess.
As dragons overlapped heavily with demons/ the Devil in folklore, I can think of a few cases where a dragon seduces a woman... in order to have her birth the Anti-Christ."It's the fate of all things under the sky,
to grow old and wither and die."
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2014-09-26, 03:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Right, Acid refinement is not for steel. But come on, dragons should at least be responsible enough to rule or help out their kingdom
Did we ever get an idea asto which Prime Material this hypothetical nation is on? In Krynn or Faerun i can see the royal family jumping at the opportunity for dragonblood. Not Eberron but thats mostly because the last time a half dragon was born a 400 year war broke outMy Homebrew: found here.
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2014-09-26, 06:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
The kind of ruling where the phrase "hostile takeover" is an understatement.
At best the good dragons might assist the state in the event of an invasion that also threatens them, with the understanding that they won't be bothered again unless it's really, really important.
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2014-09-26, 06:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Modern fantasy often plays with these tropes. In Mercedes Lackey's Tales of the 500 Kingdoms (One Good Knight) the dragon is under a curse forcing it to ravage the kingdom (it does so as little as the curse will let it - damage rather than deaths) - and the princess and the dragon end up working together to defeat the causers of the cause.
In Patricia C. Wrede's Enchanted Forest Chronicles - the princess is tired of being expected to fill the standard expectations of a princess - so she runs away to the dragons, volunteering her services as a "dragon's princess".Marut-2 Avatar by Serpentine
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2014-09-26, 07:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Actually, as the owners of the Intellectual Property that is the Mind Flayer, WotC has exclusive right to use them in any professional capacity (outside of parody and other Fair Use), and thus is the definitive voice in what they are. Much as J.K. Rowling is for Harry Potter, and Paramount Studios is for Star Trek, and Disney is for Star Wars and Marvel Comics characters.
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2014-09-26, 08:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Why wouldn't the adventurer (adventuress?) want one of the princes? At worst she gets power, respect, wealth, and someone to administer her land while she's out murderhoboing who's not ambitious enough to betray her and is presumably too scared of her to notice "his" kids don't look like him. At best they actually like eachother and have an effective partnership.
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2014-09-26, 10:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Make her the duchess and be done with it.
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2014-09-26, 03:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Neat. Where would one go to find academic stuff on this?
I was more concerned with the lack of consent on part of the princess before being turned into a broodmare for the good of the kingdom.
No, because other authoritative works continue to exist in equal, let's call it 'canonicity', when specifically speaking in a forum where the one company's specific brand is not held as the base rubric.
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2014-09-26, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-26, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
I'd presume that dragons get into conflicts with kings for the same reasons kings get in conflicts with other kings. Resources and territory. I'd assume there's just not enough ___ in the kingdom to keep the dragon and the king supplied, and the kingdom is looking to build up and needs the resources that te dragon wants for an equally justifiable reason. Dragons don't generally hold territory as strictly as humans do. Holding hostages is a reasonable way to hold control, though. "The Princess is comfortable in my lair, sipping fine wines. She will be fine, so long as you don't think about expanding your logging operations into Westmaarkh."
Last edited by JusticeZero; 2014-09-26 at 03:17 PM.
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2014-09-26, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-26, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Has anyone noticed the same thing I did, that this entire tangent about Mind Flayer mouthparts is based on a misread non-typo?
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2014-09-26, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
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2014-09-29, 09:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: (Social, fem) "The Princess's hand for.. wait, that won't work.."
Not quite right. There have been multiple systems of arranged marriage, and in plenty of them the bride-to-be had a say. The actual objection to them had less to do with consent, and more to do with what were the reasons behind marriage. Starting with late medieval period and rise of chivalry but becoming popular in practice only within last 200 years in Europe and other "Western" countries, was the idea that marriage is primarily a romantic affair. In other words: that marriage should be about love, not economics, inheritance or any other thing arranged marriages typically were about.
In some countries (such as Japan) where arranged marriages were still a thing in recent history (or are still a thing), marrying out of love can be considered light-hearted, naive, irresponsible and even selfish. If you want to understand why, here's a paraphrased argument:
In one tradition, the family of the bride chooses candidates for husband from amongst those families they have a history with, based on how well-off they are financially, how well the two families have gotten along historically, how well-supported the potential children would be etc.
In the second tradition, the bride gets together with whomever because WUV."It's the fate of all things under the sky,
to grow old and wither and die."