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    1. Acid will neutralize 'Base' attack bonus

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    I can get to level 20 by walking up a few flights of stairs?

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    3, Ghost Step allows you to kick incorporeals to death.
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    4. Why should weight be a problem? I've been walking many miles and living off a diet of trail rations
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    5. Martials and casters are equal because they're the same level.
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    6. As a rogue, demand a Reflex save every time somebody attempts to collect taxes from you, because you have the Evasion class feature, which you argue allows you to do things like tax evasion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HaikenEdge View Post
    6. As a rogue, demand a Reflex save every time somebody attempts to collect taxes from you, because you have the Evasion class feature, which you argue allows you to do things like tax evasion.
    And with Improved Evasion, your sentence is only half as long if you get caught!
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    7: Reverse gravity stops everything being so serious.
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    8. My psion can roll Will saves every time he gets hit, to avoid HP damage.
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    I can get to level 20 by walking up a few flights of stairs?
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    And you take negative levels whenever you go downstairs. You die when you go into a basement.
    And basement filled with wights and wraiths

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    9. Name your character Insanity. Drive someone to suicide. That person was driven to suicide by insanity, so they rise as an Alip.
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    10. All High Elves are stoners, and Wild Elves are always livid.
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    11.) If a Rouge, you would do well to adventure in a party made up of at least a basic Foundation, a well-designed Eyeliner, and thematically-colored Lip Gloss.
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    9. Name your character Insanity. Drive someone to suicide. That person was driven to suicide by insanity, so they rise as an Alip.
    Doesn't the Madness Tarrasquekiller build use this trick? They have to rise as an allip, by RAW even. Sketchy-as-hell RAW, but RAW nonetheless.
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    12. Painted Elves are always signed by the Artist.
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    13) Barbarians in Eberron can use their class ability whenever they face warforged so they can always rage against the machine.

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    And you take negative levels whenever you go downstairs. You die when you go into a basement.
    On the other hand, you can flee undead by going upstairs; the positive levels will kill them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dysprosium View Post
    13) Barbarians in Eberron can use their class ability whenever they face warforged so they can always rage against the machine.

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    As long as they engage in the Ritual of Headbanging while thus raging, of course.
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    14. Name your favorite weapon diplomacy. Whenever your party is in a social encounter, say "I roll diplomacy" and either use diplomacy, or kill npcs with diplomacy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Anchovies View Post
    Doesn't the Madness Tarrasquekiller build use this trick? They have to rise as an allip, by RAW even. Sketchy-as-hell RAW, but RAW nonetheless.
    Yes. Yes. And yes.

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    14. Name your favorite weapon diplomacy. Whenever your party is in a social encounter, say "I roll diplomacy" and either use diplomacy, or kill npcs with diplomacy.
    Specialize in improvised weapons, and use something with wheels. Then you can roll Diplomacy in-character, too.
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    15. If a Fire Elf gets turned into undead by a Wight, it will turn Pink
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    16: Cleave means that, regardless of damage, you cleave your enemy in twain XD

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    17. Make the word "Powered" exist in the world. Medium is irrelevant. Have a way to get above and below it.

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    18. Philosopher is the favoured class of Deep Gnomes
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    19. A Whisper Gnome casting the Shout spell talks normally while doing so.
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    5. Martials and casters are equal because they're the same level.
    I have a player that basically thinks this because his barbarian would beat the crap out of a wizard in a fist fight.

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    I have a player that basically thinks this because his barbarian would beat the crap out of a wizard in a fist fight.
    Until the wizard can cast polymorph.
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