Wise sayings

[Jormengand]

One that I think this thread could use:

"One who is taught by riddles shall learn only in guesses."
-Me, a couple of years ago.

Might add it to my sig, actually...

[SiuiS]

Glad I didn't say that up thread days ago only for you, among other, to continue.

There's a difference between answering a question and starting or continuing a hot button philosophical conversation, sweetie. I'm sorry you feel ignored or usurped or whathaveyou, though. Not my intent to frustrate.

[Necroticplague]

"Don't bother trying to run from the future. You'll only lose tired."

[golentan]

There's a difference between answering a question and starting or continuing a hot button philosophical conversation, sweetie. I'm sorry you feel ignored or usurped or whathaveyou, though. Not my intent to frustrate.

For what it's worth, I regret my joke.

[Aedilred]

For what it's worth, I regret my joke.

I often do, on this board.

[Crow]

I often do, on this board.

As do I as well.

[SiuiS]

You all would make terrible L5R samurai

[Frozen_Feet]

"Sometimes the wisdom of a phrase is not in giving you the right answers, but in making you ask relevant questions."

[Jon_Dahl]

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[SiuiS]

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You may wanna censor that one word, hon.

[Jon_Dahl]

I put this one together today, spoilered for the size.

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[Asta Kask]

Or to put it in a modern context:

"When composing a post, one should think that someone will put it in their sig."

[Lightlawbliss]

Or to put it in a modern context:

"When composing a post, one should think that someone will put it in their sig."

I would ask to sig this, but it could be used against me too often.

[Gnomvid]

It is hard to be heavy if you don't weigh anything.

[Slipperychicken]

Or to put it in a modern context:

"When composing a post, one should think that someone will put it in their sig."

"Every IM you type will be saved. Every image of you will be posted on 4chan. All your secrets will be leaked to the news. Act as if these are true."

[Jon_Dahl]

[Jormengand]

I decided to make some pictures for some of my favourite ones:

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[Necroticplague]

"Don't bother trying to fool-proof something. You'll only find yourself ever more surprised by the ingenuity of fools."

"You can't fool everyone all of the time. However, fooling some of the people all of the time still has pretty good profit margins."

"The one good thing about being so pessimistic is that you're pleasantly surprised every time you manage to live through another day."

"The predominant emotion of depression is not sadness. It's apathy. Sure, you take a pit stop at "woe is me" to use the restroom, but most the time is on the grey road of "meh, why bother"."

[Jon_Dahl]

Forest Whitaker <3

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[Rater202]

"When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is giving the vodka, and have a party"-Ron White

"The greatest things in life are a comfortable couch, a soft pillow, a nice summer breeze, a good book, and a glass of lemonade"-Me

"When surrounded by hostile forces with no chance of escape or surrender, then when in doubt, kill all sons a bitches."-Also me.