Questions that can't be answered... Answered by RAW

[No brains]

Q 117
Who you ganna call?

Q 118
What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Q 119
Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?

[Extra Anchovies]

A 117
The Hunter of the Dead prestige class is on page 42 of Complete Warrior.

[atemu1234]

A119 Dutiful Guardian is in Drow of the Underdark, page 50.

Q120 How does one teach another to dougie?

[Petrocorus]

Q 117 Who you ganna call?

A 117 Addendum: You're average Cleric with his Turn Undead ability is the first one to call. If he's not enough, you can then call Hunters of the Dead, Knights of the Raven, Radiant Servants of Pelor, and other specialists of undead busting.

Q 121: How to get away with murder?

[Heliomance]

A 117 Addendum: You're average Cleric with his Turn Undead ability is the first one to call. If he's not enough, you can then call Hunters of the Dead, Knights of the Raven, Radiant Servants of Pelor, and other specialists of undead busting.

Q 121: How to get away with murder?

A 121: The Murder of Crows is in Tome of Magic, p87. If your DM allows you to become a Were-Murder of Crows, I believe that would qualify.

[Chronos]

A 118:

Good quality meals, which cost 5 GP per day, differ from common-quality meals, which cost 3 SP per day, primarily by the inclusion of pastries or other desserts. Extrapolating from this, a single dessert should cost in the vicinity of 2 GP. Thus, what you would do for a Klondike bar would be to pay 2 GP, or to render other products or services of equivalent value.

[ericgrau]

Q120 How does one teach another to dougie?

A120. Perform (dance) covers all varieties of dance. You don't need anyone to teach it to you, you simply put ranks in it. However the DMG has optional rules on training where you may need downtime and/or gold to give to a trainer who teaches you the skills you gain when you level. Likewise there are fudge rules where if you put in your backstory or roleplay learning the dougie, the DM may choose to give you a +2 to bonus to perform (dance) checks related to the dougie.

This one is kinda sad because there are 3 rules for it and this really is how it works. Sad in that there are obscure rules for every tiny little thing and they aren't organized anywhere near each other. Covering everything is good I suppose. That they are obscure and on multiple different pages to address one 5 second comment by a player isn't good.

[Lightlawbliss]

A 118:

Good quality meals, which cost 5 GP per day, differ from common-quality meals, which cost 3 SP per day, primarily by the inclusion of pastries or other desserts. Extrapolating from this, a single dessert should cost in the vicinity of 2 GP. Thus, what you would do for a Klondike bar would be to pay 2 GP, or to render other products or services of equivalent value.

good quality meals are 5 SP, not GP, and your math is made correct by saying 5 SP - 3 SP = 2 SP, so the Klondike Bar is 2 SP (If you assume the Klondike Bar is the entire dessert.

[atemu1234]

Q122: How do I get rich, quick?

[ericgrau]

A122 NPCs have the most loot for their CR based on the NPC WBL tables. Some monsters also have triple standard treasure, but they tend to be a little strong for their CR.

[Lightlawbliss]

A122 verson 2: Increase your movement speed and use it to catch Rich in far less time.

[atemu1234]

Q123: Can I play with madness?

[Extra Anchovies]

A 123:
Yes. The Madness domain is in Lords of Madness, p. 207-208.

[Renen]

Q 124
What if I dont want to live on this planet any more?

[ericgrau]

A 125 Deck of many Things, the Void: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems...ckofManyThings
Transports your psyche to a distant plane or planet and entraps it there.

[Petrocorus]

Q 124
What if I dont want to live on this planet any more?

A 124: Plane Shift is a core spell. Go to live to a plane fitting your world view or to a personal half-plane created with Genesis.

[No brains]

Q 125
Snooping as usual, I see?

[No brains]

Q 126
Who knows?

Q 127
Who cares?

Q 128
Ugh, *fans nose* what did you eat?

Q 129
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Q 130
Are video games art?

Q 131
Does the fact that Tauriel came out of nowhere to do something unrelated to the major plot and then disappear from the stories that follow make her the Jar-Jar Binks of LotR?

[Urpriest]

Q 129
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

A 129

Pale Night is a Demon, not a Devil.

[heavyfuel]

Q 126
Who knows?

Q 128
Ugh, *fans nose* what did you eat?

A 126

Everyone can attempt to know something that is commons knowledge by beating a DC 10 check in the appropriate Knowledge skill. For a character to know things beyond common knowledge, he must beat the appropriate DC (15 for basic questions, or 20 to 30 for really tough questions) and have at least one rank in the relevant Knowledge skill.

A 128
For the most part, the rules don't care what you eat, and that is left for DM's purview. However, some creatures MUST eat (Dragons, Aberrations, Oozes, Humanoids, Animals, Fey, Giants, Monstrous Humanoids, Plants, Vermin and Native Outsiders all must eat).

Sometimes, eating a particular food will give you benefits (such as the food from the Heroes' Feast spell) or might harm you (like eating Ingested poisons)

[Eighthling]

A 130
The average art object is valued at 1100 gp. Since the average cost of a video game is not 1100 gp, video games are not art.

[The Viscount]

A 127

That depends on who was the target of a high enough diplomacy check or charm person.

Q 132
Is Santa Claus real?

[heavyfuel]

A 132

Since there is no creature, race or class with that name, then no, Santa Claus doesn't exist in D&D

See sonofzeal answer

[sonofzeal]

A 132
Yes.

[No brains]

Q 133
Is language a technology?

[mvpmack]

But i dare you to solve this one:

Q 99: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

This wins some internets.

However,
A99: Being as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like is not an action described in the Combat section of the PHB, nor is it described as a solution to an encounter in any WotC printed module. So while we cannot be absolutely certain, we can surmise that since WotC never planned for players to be as far as decided to use even go want to do more like, no one really has been. Still, we can never rule out the ingenuity of players to really be far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

[Eldan]

Q 133
Is language a technology?

A133: No. Page 144 of the DMG explains technology. Here's a list of what is technology: weapons (from bronze to lasers), armour, clocks, hot air balloons, printing presses, steam engines, explosives, starships. Since nothing else is mentioned, we can conclude that these are the only technologies.

[Lady Serpentine]

A133: No. Page 144 of the DMG explains technology. Here's a list of what is technology: weapons (from bronze to lasers), armour, clocks, hot air balloons, printing presses, steam engines, explosives, starships. Since nothing else is mentioned, we can conclude that these are the only technologies.

Have you taken into account other sources? Similarly, are there places that refer to technologies without specifically defining technology as a whole? I don't think we can actually be sure that those are the only technologies yet, though if language were one it would probably be there, as it's rather basic.

However, since there is a skill that grants you new languages, you could argue that as such, it is not a technology, it is a skill. But I'm not sure those are exclusive states.

[Eldan]

Well ,weapons aren't a skill, they are items. So I'd conclude that all technology consists of items. That might require proficiency to use them.

[Lady Serpentine]

Arguably a clock doesn't require proficiency to use. Though it would take a skill to repair it, likely Craft (Clockwork).

As would most of the other things on that list, so perhaps technology is an item that requires a skill to repair?