jhunter_d's Gelatinous Jamborie of a Random Banter: #209

[Cuthalion]

I'm reminded of... who has it in their sig, the time you said "just taking a piss" and were corrected to "the piss"?

You seem to have a tendency for that sort of error.

Durkoala used to have it, but it seems to have been removed.

[LaZodiac]

Um

Yeah.


I'm reminded of... who has it in their sig, the time you said "just taking a piss" and were corrected to "the piss"?

You seem to have a tendency for that sort of error.

I swear it's not a thing, it's just that I have typos a lot in general!

[FinnLassie]

I swear it's not a thing, it's just that I have typos a lot in general!

Which makes it a thing. Our own silly Zodibunch. *pinches cheek*

[LaZodiac]

Which makes it a thing. Our own silly Zodibunch. *pinches cheek*

Well yeah but I meant more specificly that it's not a pee thing and *the rest is cut off by mumbling due to cheek pinches*

[enderlord99]

The perfect response to "Don't underestimate me" (the common-ish taunt) would probably be some variant of: "Don't worry: that would be impossible anyway!"

What do y'all think?

[AtlanteanTroll]

...sigh, I wish I was good at drawing

What Coidzor said! Though classes are also a wonderful option, even just your basic ones at the local community center. And those are usually pretty cheap.

I still fully expect to be comic rivals someday.

Very good. I'm reminded of the Swedish artist Ackegård.

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Warning - do not Google his name at work - he has done a lot of erotica.

Huh, interesting. He was pretty fun to look up, and I didn't find much that was NSFW.

Oooh, cool! I'm not all too fond of mouthcloths, but I really like the horse!

Some of the perspectives seem a bit off, though. Like the size of her right arm (although that could be because she's holding it closer to the camera), or the horse's hind legs...

Thaaaaaaaaaanks. And perspective smerspective. (No, not really.) There is some foreshortening going on in the woman's arm, and horses are pretty new to me... But they're very fun to draw.

The perfect response to "Don't underestimate me" (the common-ish taunt) would probably be some variant of: "Don't worry: that would be impossible anyway!"

What do y'all think?

Probably. But I also think you most likely remember the come-back whenever it is next relevant.

[HalfTangible]

The perfect response to "Don't underestimate me" (the common-ish taunt) would probably be some variant of: "Don't worry: that would be impossible anyway!"

What do y'all think?

"Well okay, if you insist."

Then either shoot him there, nuke her from orbit, drop a tank on top of him, or something equally ludicrous and impossible for her to survive. Whatever's appropriate for the situation.

[EmeraldRose]

The microwave that came with the house has heated its last cup of coffee. Nuked its final bag of popcorn. Warmed its last chicken nuggets. We've lived here 6 years, and I have no idea how long before that it was put in. So I find myself in need of purchasing a new microwave. The one we have is an over the stovetop type, but I will probably get a cheap countertop model for the time being.... we will see.

Everything depends on how quickly I get sick of lukewarm coffee.

[Taet]

I dreamed about animated Order of the Stick on a Carcassone game board. It got odd. There were angels guarding the borders and was fighting them.

[Asta Kask]

The microwave that came with the house has heated its last cup of coffee. Nuked its final bag of popcorn. Warmed its last chicken nuggets. We've lived here 6 years, and I have no idea how long before that it was put in. So I find myself in need of purchasing a new microwave. The one we have is an over the stovetop type, but I will probably get a cheap countertop model for the time being.... we will see.

Everything depends on how quickly I get sick of lukewarm coffee.

I'm sure you can find something here.

[Solse]

At a party for a person that I'm not too close to. The only people here are people I've barely said a word to or douches. The party is also seven hours. Either way, this experience is making me appreciate cell phones ... but hate their terrible batteries.

[EmeraldRose]

Time for an emergency "Sit near an outlet to charge your phone" for the next coulpe hours.

[Asta Kask]

Whatever happened to your red devil thingy?

[EmeraldRose]

She's still around somewhere.

[Asta Kask]

Sneaking, creeping, stalking...

*yelps*

*hides under bed*

[Solse]

Time for an emergency "Sit near an outlet to charge your phone" for the next coulpe hours.

Followed by the emergency panic when you realize that you forgot your charger. At least I'm home now, safe and sound!

ION: Not only is my signature outdated, I spelt "premieres" incorrectly. I'll leave it, though, because I'm lazy.

[FinnLassie]

Ok., so like, guys, I'm like drunk a wee bit so I might have done some typod on this post and stuff but I hope you don't mind ok


Lik I just had my farewell party and I gotta say I'm sjut like super thankful that I've met soch great friends! Honestly. I felt so sad and am kinda glad I didn't cry cos I'm like so sad right now plus I know I'mm gonna be so hung over tomorrow ok like

And like I am just so happy atm cos Randman and Dvil are such good friends of mine but at the same time I'm just so sad tjhey're left behind here and I'm moving becuase like I just miss them so much and all the banter we have and all the crazy stuff and stuff

And it also seems like there's a level ofd drunkness that makes me like good at playing pool ok

I'm prolly gon have my drunken cries very soon ok

[LaZodiac]

Ok., so like, guys, I'm like drunk a wee bit so I might have done some typod on this post and stuff but I hope you don't mind ok


Lik I just had my farewell party and I gotta say I'm sjut like super thankful that I've met soch great friends! Honestly. I felt so sad and am kinda glad I didn't cry cos I'm like so sad right now plus I know I'mm gonna be so hung over tomorrow ok like

And like I am just so happy atm cos Randman and Dvil are such good friends of mine but at the same time I'm just so sad tjhey're left behind here and I'm moving becuase like I just miss them so much and all the banter we have and all the crazy stuff and stuff

And it also seems like there's a level ofd drunkness that makes me like good at playing pool ok

I'm prolly gon have my drunken cries very soon ok

Yeah...good byes are always sad, but they're never forever. The internet helps with that, among other things

*sends hugs*

[DJ Yung Crunk]

I'm in an RP mood right now.

Anyone up for a thing?

...No?

[Amiel]

So, there's a lightning-thunderstorm in our neck of the woods.

A sudden peal of thunder coincided with Godzilla atomic-breath-blasting Mothra in the face. Pretty freaking sweet, yo.

[Solse]

Yeah...good byes are always sad, but they're never forever. The internet helps with that, among other things

*sends hugs*

I'll jump on the hug bandwagon. It's never easy to leave good friends behind, but it just means that there's an opportunity to meet new ones. I wish you the best of luck, Lassie.

[FinnLassie]

I don't like hugs.


Today, I woke up with a horrible hangover. It also seems like I can't spell at all when intoxicated, no matter how much I think I've done everything perfectly.

[HalfTangible]

I'm in an RP mood right now.

Anyone up for a thing?

...No?

Be more specific! Dnd? Exalted? God game?

[Septimus Faber]

I'm in an RP mood right now.

Anyone up for a thing?

...No?

Depends on the thing. Certain things are things I can appreciate. Other things are things I dislike, leading me to the assumption that you have not, in fact, specified a thing. Would you care to state what manner of thing is the thing you desire? What sort of a thing is your thing?

[Mx.Silver]

Be more specific! Dnd? Exalted? God game?

Clearly, Young Crunkenstein is trying to arrange a traditional viking assembly meeting. Sort of a model UN but more Norse

[LaZodiac]

I don't like hugs.


Today, I woke up with a horrible hangover. It also seems like I can't spell at all when intoxicated, no matter how much I think I've done everything perfectly.

Sorry.

If it makes you feel better I was able to read it fine enough. So you're not THAT incomprehensible.

[Septimus Faber]

Clearly, Young Crunkenstein is trying to arrange a traditional viking assembly meeting. Sort of a model UN but more Norse

I am now picturing the entire GitP community as bold Norse warriors... And I suspect that I will be for some time.

The Thing must be a thing.

[Coidzor]

I am now picturing the entire GitP community as bold Norse warriors... And I suspect that I will be for some time.

The Thing must be a thing.

Well, I imagine a fair number of us have distant viking ancestry other than people like Teddy and Finnalinn who definitely have viking relatives somewhere up and out in their family trees.

The thing that is shaped like itself.

[FinnLassie]

Well, I imagine a fair number of us have distant viking ancestry other than people like Teddy and Finnalinn who definitely have viking relatives somewhere up and out in their family trees.

Actually, no. The Finns were not known as vikings - we were the grumpy traders of the north who did not like people to come and meddle with our business. Vikings mostly exchanged goods with the ancient Finns.

[Amiel]

Melbourne has gone back to being sunny and warm, after it had this to say for itself:



EDIT: Wait, no, I lie; it's now overcast and raining.


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