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    There's actually a new meme for this: a screencap from Twilight captioned "still a better love story than 50 Shades of Grey"
    It's even true, considering that Shades started life as a crappy Twilight AU fic until the author decided to change the names and nothing else and then sell it to make a profit.

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    That's how wizards beta test their new animals. If it survives Australia, it's a go. Which in hindsight explains a LOT about Australia.

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    It looks like it. I usually copy the bighugelabs url to upload it directly to tumblr and then use the tumblr url to post it here. Seems I didn't correctly hit "copy image location" on that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thorr-kan View Post
    Hey, I recognize those two from college! They were part of the Monday Night Gaming Group.
    For my personal amusement I am going to assume that you played with a literal dragon and her human girlfriend which is probably a princess of something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GorinichSerpant View Post
    For my personal amusement I am going to assume that you played with a literal dragon and her human girlfriend which is probably a princess of something.
    If you really think about it, almost every story is more interesting/amusing when you assume at least one individual involved was a dragon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Admiral Squish View Post
    If you really think about it, almost every story is more interesting/amusing when you assume at least one individual involved was a dragon.
    Especially the story of your own conception.

    ...You're welcome for that mental image.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sith_Happens View Post
    Especially the story of your own conception.

    ...You're welcome for that mental image.
    I don't follow, what mental image am I supposed to be having now?

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    Your parents having sex, with a dragon involved.
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    In all honesty, replacing one of my parents with a dragon in that visual is SLIGHTLY better than the alternative. My parents are gross. Though, a dragon just like... watching? That's about a thousand times worse.
    Yeah, I'm gonna go swap this brain for a new one now. It's never getting clean.
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    My parents are cool. Though I'm not sure who'd be the dragon. Either my father in full early seventies hippie regalia (there's so many hilarious pictures of him in long hair, pink sunglasses and flower shirts) or my mother in early rock leathers and punk hair. Both work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GorinichSerpant View Post
    For my personal amusement I am going to assume that you played with a literal dragon and her human girlfriend which is probably a princess of something.
    By all means be amused; you're quite close.

    The dragon is my twin sister and the princess is the fundie cheerleader she shacked up with our sophomore year of college. Though I suppose after 23 years of continuous cohabitation, shacked up don't really cover it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thorr-kan View Post
    By all means be amused; you're quite close.

    The dragon is my twin sister and the princess is the fundie cheerleader she shacked up with our sophomore year of college. Though I suppose after 23 years of continuous cohabitation, shacked up don't really cover it.
    So are you also a dragon or there is so complicated something or other?

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    Your parents having sex, with a dragon involved.
    Oh, conception I am surprised I didn't recognize that word for some reason.

    I... I don't know how to react to that idea honestly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GorinichSerpant View Post
    So are you also a dragon or there is so complicated something or other?
    Well, Lana describes herself as "butch" and pretty much endorses the connotations that come with that label. And she's got a real temper. Close enough to dragon for humanoid purposes. *I'm* not going to argue; I've long since learned discretion is the better part of valor. Would you? :)

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    I smell... tax evasions.

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    Rules complexity? But that's only RPS-25. If you REALLY wanted complex, you'd need RPS-101.
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    Yora, do you have memegenerator entries for None of My Business Bilbo and philosoflumph? Also, how far along are you in transcribing the thread's demotivators to the tumblr?
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    I have the blanks for Philosoflumph and Bilbo in the tumblr posts I first used them. Using the search for philosoflumph and bilbo should show them.

    And I am currently usually pretty up to date with uploading, though I often skip anything that directly referrs to the talking here, as those wouldn't make any sense out of context.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post
    I have the blanks for Philosoflumph and Bilbo in the tumblr posts I first used them. Using the search for philosoflumph and bilbo should show them.

    And I am currently usually pretty up to date with uploading, though I often skip anything that directly referrs to the talking here, as those wouldn't make any sense out of context.
    Ah ok. I hadn't seen the princess and dragon ones up there.

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    That "Fantasy Architecture" one makes me think of a half-burried rock giant giving the finger. Can't unsee it now.
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