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    So; I was bored, watching Hellsing Ultimate and reading some 40k RPG books and... this was the result.

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    Seriously, that big Iscariot speech at the end of episode 5 is amazing. Say what you will about dubbed anime, they did a damn good job with that bit of Hellsing Ultimate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowFighter15 View Post
    So; I was bored, watching Hellsing Ultimate and reading some 40k RPG books and... this was the result.

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    Seriously, that big Iscariot speech at the end of episode 5 is amazing. Say what you will about dubbed anime, they did a damn good job with that bit of Hellsing Ultimate.
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    Just to be clear everyone: The Scroll of Swallowed Darkness was an April fools joke, only a "preview" was ever made, and it was never made into a full book or was ever actually rules as written.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Requiem_Jeer View Post
    Just to be clear everyone: The Scroll of Swallowed Darkness was an April fools joke, only a "preview" was ever made, and it was never made into a full book or was ever actually rules as written.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChaosArchon View Post
    Oh I'm aware, but yeah Exalted isn't like FATAL at all guys, don't worry
    Why do people associate everything sexual in RPGs to FATAL? FATAL wasn't bad because of its sexual content (Even though it was 'reviewed' by highly immature twits) - it's bad because it's bad - Overly convoluted, bad math, stupidly convoluted, nonsensical setting, horrifically convoluted, terribly mathed, overly convoluted, excessively diced, and horribly cumbersome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sartharina View Post
    Why do people associate everything sexual in RPGs to FATAL? FATAL wasn't bad because of its sexual content (Even though it was 'reviewed' by highly immature twits) - it's bad because it's bad - Overly convoluted, bad math, stupidly convoluted, nonsensical setting, horrifically convoluted, terribly mathed, overly convoluted, excessively diced, and horribly cumbersome.
    Because the sex crap was a part of the badness, simply enough. There are ways to handle sex tastefully (which the BOEF did, to some degree), or hilariously (which Nymphology reveled in), and FATAl does neither. And its one of the more memorable things that remains, since "UNEEDEED SEX REFERENCES!" is easier to remember than "while the other races are rolled in such a way to create a bell curve, the dwarven ages are not, making it equally likely that you're too young to be a feasible character or so old that you're already at max level when you begin play (since starting level is the square root of how long you've been working, dwarves start work at 200, and can start at higher than 600)." or similar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sartharina View Post
    Why do people associate everything sexual in RPGs to FATAL? FATAL wasn't bad because of its sexual content (Even though it was 'reviewed' by highly immature twits) - it's bad because it's bad - Overly convoluted, bad math, stupidly convoluted, nonsensical setting, horrifically convoluted, terribly mathed, overly convoluted, excessively diced, and horribly cumbersome.
    Well, devils advocate here, I'm agreeing with you, but when, when questioned about the games unofficial subtitle "The Date Rape" game, the game's creator apocryphally responded "who said anything about dating?", coupled with the fact that fatal has detailed rules on every sex act, concensual or otherwise, has you roll on a table to determine your character's "attributes", and literally has a spell designed to facilitate necrophilia, people tend to associate it with sex.

    Though again, I'm agreeing with you. It's not bad because sex. It's bad because it's B-A-D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    Well, devils advocate here, I'm agreeing with you, but when, when questioned about the games unofficial subtitle "The Date Rape" game, the game's creator apocryphally responded "who said anything about dating?", coupled with the fact that fatal has detailed rules on every sex act, concensual or otherwise, has you roll on a table to determine your character's "attributes", and literally has a spell designed to facilitate necrophilia, people tend to associate it with sex.
    That line is taken out of context from his rebuttal to the review (Warning - contains FATAL) that put the game on the internet's awareness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necroticplague View Post
    There are ways to handle sex tastefully (which the BOEF did, to some degree), or hilariously (which Nymphology reveled in), and FATAl does neither.
    Love and Sex in the Ninth World did a good job of it.

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    There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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    Is anyone else also seeing this purple?
    I wasn't, until you said that. Now it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marnath View Post
    I wasn't, until you said that. Now it is.
    Likewise. it WAS black, but now its purple. Considering the contents, that's...disturbing coincidence.
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    Its just the onset of a bit of madness, just read "The King in Yellow" and it will all be ok.
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    I only saw the poster after everyone said it was purple, so me seeing the purple is moot. The 3 or 4 people who did see it 'change' may really be going crazy. The only thing that can help their crazyness is making more posters. All of you are crazy so there's no telling if my prescription is true or false.

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    I saw it shortly after it was posted, and it was purple then.

    Me thinks yer all crazy.
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    You probably expected it to be black. The brain does funny things sometimes.
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    I like how you all completely failed to notice that the words are in green, by the way
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    Green letters aren't terribly unusual though. We've seen those before, and can thus let it pass without comment.

    Granted, we shouldn't of commented on the purple in the first place, as whoop de doo it's purple, but still, the green letters aren't worth commenting over.

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    Less worrying about the colors of pixels, and more making them entertaining!

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    I remember that guy . . . yuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sartharina View Post
    That line is taken out of context from his rebuttal to the review (Warning - contains FATAL) that put the game on the internet's awareness.
    Well that's something that never needs to be linked again. I got 1/3 the way through it and gave up. Can we please get back to the funny now?
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    The idiocy, it burns . . .
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    There were other programs that were deleted, but they either go quietly or spend the rest of their existence sitting around babbling about causality. Smith's different. He gets deleted and he's like "Hell no, I'm staying. And I'll steal your kernel privileges and spam copies of myself onto every last thing on the hard disk. How d'you like that?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    I found it on Imgur, and a reverse image search pulls up a slightly larger and uncropped version which was posted on /tg/. Going off of that, and with a lot of further digging, I finally found what purports to be the original source: a DeviantArt user by the name PrehistoricJack. The only issue I see with this is that the initials on the image appear to be PSH, with the date 2008, while PrehistoricJack uploaded it in 2012. Add to that the fact that the other items posted on his DeviantArt page appear to be in a totally different style… yeah, I think we're back to square one with no idea who the original poster is. The Reddit thread even notes that it doesn't look like he's the original artist, but they don't offer any ideas as to the source.

    EDIT: After a bit more digging (or rather, noticing something on the piece which I missed before), I found a post that has the artists name and copyright (which had been cropped out of ALL the other versions of the image). Unfortunately the website listed is currently blank, but a quick search of his name pulls up this portfolio of his work, including the T-rex.

    If you're wondering how I found it, I noticed the name "Orthene" on the T-Rex's armor. Looked up "Orthene T-Rex", and I found that it was originally made for an ad for insecticide.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arbane View Post
    (Pretty sure that's supposed to be Alucard from Hellsing in that pic - he's what overpowered World of Darkness NPCs want to be when they grow up.)
    Now don't under sell him, he's what over powered Abyssal Exalted NPCs want to be when they grow up.
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