D&D Demotivators IX: Tome of Motivation: Thread of Nine Posters

[Inevitability]

What moronity is this?

Assuming you are referring to the picture and not the motivator itself (), the source would be the dreadful D&D cartoon.

EDIT: Way of Shadow Monk'ed by a few seconds. Darn, I need to improve my typing speed.

[Sith_Happens]

Assuming you are referring to the picture and not the motivator itself (), the source would be the dreadful D&D cartoon.

Hey, no dissing the D&D cartoon, it bestowed upon 3.5 the glory that is the Energy Bow.

[Ksheep]

Hey, no dissing the D&D cartoon, it bestowed upon 3.5 the glory that is the Energy Bow.

I was about to ask about Taulmaril, Catti-brie's bow from the Drizzt books, when I realized that it first appeared in 1989, while the TV show started in 1983 (and Taulmaril is slightly different in that it actually needed ammunition, although the quiver that came with it was infinitely full and the arrows did become force arrows upon being fired).

[Rater202]

I was about to ask about Taulmaril, Catti-brie's bow from the Drizzt books, when I realized that it first appeared in 1989, while the TV show started in 1983 (and Taulmaril is slightly different in that it actually needed ammunition, although the quiver that came with it was infinitely full and the arrows did become force arrows upon being fired).

And also doens't have 3.5 stats, while Hank's energy bow(and all the children's magic items) received 3.5 stats in the "Animated Series Guide"

[GuesssWho]

Truly an insidious madness.

[Ksheep]

And also doens't have 3.5 stats, while Hank's energy bow(and all the children's magic items) received 3.5 stats in the "Animated Series Guide"

Actually, they did stat it out in out in a web article on The Lone Drow: Companions of the Hall

Taulmaril (a.k.a. Heartseeker; +3 force keen elven longbow; see elven bow below), quiver of Anariel (alchemical silver arrows; see below)

Elven Bows: During their years of experience, elves have found that often archers are attacked without much chance to defend themselves. They have therefore created the elven shortbow and elven longbow. They are designed to fire with the same rate of fire and accuracy, and yet the elves can use them to fend off attacks until they can protect themselves with a better weapon or spell.

Elven bows are beautiful pieces of work, carved mostly from wood, and highly decorated and polished. All elven bows are masterwork bows. To fulfill their function the elf crafters have also given the bows metal inlays. These enable the bow to be used as a parrying weapon until the elf can draw a more suitable weapon. Meanwhile, the elf's bow has not been damaged by the attack and can be used again.

If used as an offensive weapon, an elven shortbow acts as a one-handed melee weapon that deals 1d4 points of bludgeoning damage and an elven longbow acts as two-handed melee weapon that deals 1d6 points of bludgeoning damage. The wielder does not get any masterwork or enhancement bonuses when using the bow to attack in melee. These bows weigh twice that of their standard counterparts and have a hardness of 8 and 5 hit points each. Elven shortbows cost 360 gp and elven longbows cost 450 gp.

Force Weapon Property: On a successful hit, a force weapon emits a powerful jolt of magical force. The magical force does not harm the weapon's wielder. Force weapons deal +1d6 points of force damage on a successful hit. If the weapon successfully hits a target protected by a force effect, such as a shield spell or bracers of armor, it might dispel the force effect in addition to damaging the target. Make a dispel check (1d20+10) against the effect (DC 11 + caster level). If the check succeeds, the force effect is dispelled (if a spell) or suppressed for 1d4 rounds (if a magic item). Ranged weapons bestow this property on their ammunition. Incorporeal creatures get no miss chance against force weapons.

This property first appeared in the Arms and Equipment Guide and has been updated.

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Moderate evocation; CL 11th; Craft Magic Arms and Armor, wall of force; Price +3 bonus.

Quiver of Anariel:Quivers of Anariel appear to be typical arrow containers capable of holding a score of arrows. However, the quivers automatically replenish themselves with standard or magical arrows, such that they are always full. Some quivers also create arrows made of special materials, such as adamantine, cold iron, or alchemical silver.

Once an arrow it taken from the quiver, it must be used within 1 round or it vanishes.

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Moderate conjuration; CL 7th; Craft Wondrous Item, magic weapon, minor creation; Price 28,000 gp (standard arrows), 29,000 gp (masterwork arrows), 32,000 gp (+1 arrows), 44,000 gp (+2 arrows), 64,000 gp (+3 arrows), 92,000 gp (+4 arrows), 128,000 gp (+5 arrows); Add an additional +6,000 gp for adamantine arrows, +4,005 gp for cold iron arrows, or +200 gp for alchemical silver arrows; Weight 1 lb.

[Yora]

Come on, people. Only one image in a whole week?
What is all this useless bantering?

[Braininthejar2]

Ok, I guess I'll have to do it.

[Braininthejar2]

Now, this one might lack context for some, so here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Rv7KI5b8k

[FabulousFizban]

Ok, I guess I'll have to do it.

D:< AAARRG! This didn't release in my city and I still haven't seen it. RAAAAAAGGGEEE!

[A Tad Insane]

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[ChaosArchon]

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What comic is that from, looks interesting. Nice art style.

[A Tad Insane]

What comic is that from, looks interesting. Nice art style.

nerf-this.com

It has irregular, but relatively quick updates (compared to a d&d webcomic everyone here should know), though the art style has gone through many changes, and takes a few strips to truly find itself, but if you found that panel funny, it should be worth checking out at least.

[Jormungand]

Not mine, but I stumbled upon it and thought it was the best thing.

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Also, this one.

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[Braininthejar2]

D:< AAARRG! This didn't release in my city and I still haven't seen it. RAAAAAAGGGEEE!

Not too early, is it? This is from one of the promo clips released before the movie

[GuesssWho]

Here's one I found just now:

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[ChaosArchon]

Here's one for all those stupid sexy bards:

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[Dasgovernator]

Ok, I guess I'll have to do it.

What's this from?

[Ksheep]

What's this from?

That would be this…

[Rater202]

What's this from?

Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks, the sequel to My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, which is a movie based on My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic, in which newly crowned Princess Twilight Sparkle must travel through a magic mirror to the human world to retrive a powerful magical artifact that was stolen by her mentor's evil former student.

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The sequal involves her being called back to the human world by her friends there(basically human versions of her pony friends-there's a human Twilight over there too somewhere, but she goes to a different high school) to help win a Battle of the Bands with supernatural consequences.

[Arutema]

Posters

Prestige classes:

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[Andezzar]

Never heard of any of those classes. Are they real?

[Roxxy]

Never heard of any of those classes. Are they real?

Yes. They are all from Pathfinder. The Brawler and Bloodrager are part of the newest class line.

[Beacon of Chaos]

Freshly made:

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Magic items:

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"Nothing out of the ordinary"

I see what you did there.

[Rater202]

Freshly made:

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"Nothing out of the ordinary"

I see what you did there.

I don't

[Hikarizu]

About time for me to pay some of my tax

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[Arutema]

I don't

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"Nothing Out of the Ordinary" is the mirror match theme from Guilty Gear XX, the image's source.

[Rater202]

About time for me to pay some of my tax

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Headcanon accepted

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"Nothing Out of the Ordinary" is the mirror match theme from Guilty Gear XX, the image's source.

Never played that series.

[Ralanr]

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Base classes:
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Can I get a source on this one? This looks like Riven from League of Legends to me.

[Arutema]

Can I get a source on this one? This looks like Riven from League of Legends to me.

Bullet from BlazBlue:Chronophantasma.