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2014-09-29, 09:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-29, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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an overfilled container has negative space remaining.
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2014-09-29, 09:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-29, 10:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Besides, with the magic involved, you could argue that there's no physics breaking. There's simply a 2 way portal to a larger volume attached to the mouth of the bag. As an aside, if I remember correctly, basements aren't counted for square footage, so there are many homes that are larger on the inside than on the outside.
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2014-09-29, 11:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Time does have a direction, just like breadth, height, and length. It has 2 directions: forward is a positive number, backwards is a negative number. Having -2 apples isn't really that hard, it just means that you have 2 objects that will cancel out the next apples you get.
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2014-09-29, 11:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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/yes, time has a direction, as do space dimensions. However, length is not the same thing as position, nor is duration the same thing as time. You can say "this thing is located at -2 on the x axis", but not "this thing is -2 units long".
No, you have two things that cancel out apples. You could reasonably put "Apples: -2" in a ledger, but you no more have -2 apples than someone who owes someone else two apples.Last edited by Jeff the Green; 2014-09-30 at 02:18 AM.
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2014-09-30, 01:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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This is for Pathfinder, but it's kind of amusing.
A Ranger can dig a 30 foot deep hole and fill it with spikes as a full-round action, according to the trap creation rules.
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2014-09-30, 02:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-30, 02:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.
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2014-09-30, 02:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-30, 04:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hmm, seem to have left the last letter out of my name I wonder if I can change that somehow...
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2014-09-30, 05:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-30, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Got one from Pathfinder, although the exact level of dysfunction is arguable.
Clerics with the Artifice and Rune domains get Instant Summons at level 8 and 7 respectively. However, they are incapable of using it, as Clerics can not cast the required Arcane Mark, nor do the domains grant it or any way to negate this requirement. While they could probably just use a scroll and UMD, it seems unfair.When in doubt, homebrew.
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2014-09-30, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-30, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-30, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Disintegrate. Even if you make the save, if it knocks you down low enough, it turns you to dust (ignoring the can of worms resulting from asking if that counts as dead). So apparently a tarrasque can be finished off by a Wish or Disintegrate when its K.O'd. I'm sure there are other spells that are similar to Disintegrate in nature.
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2014-09-30, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-09-30, 05:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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A mind flayer's eat brain attack is 'just die'. So I guess two wrongs do make a right. Lead the Tarrasque to an Illithid collective and watch it roll all over them. If everyone is lucky one of them just eats its brain after a decimation or two.
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2014-09-30, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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In Underdark, the material for the Low-Light Vision spell requires a candle as a material component. In most cases, if you had a candle, you could just use that instead of burning a first-level spell slot.
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2014-09-30, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2014-09-30, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Not to mention that a candle only lights a 5' square with bright light and shadowy illumination for another 5'. Pretty sure low-light vision will be more helpful than that.
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2014-09-30, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Lightlawbliss; 2014-09-30 at 05:25 PM.
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Is Big T immune to suffocation? Because there's always aboleth mucus or crisis of breath.
Blasphemy with a ludicrously high CL (58+)?
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2014-09-30, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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One of my favorite hobbies is criticizing popular members and moderators for anything they do wrong. So nothing personal.
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2014-09-30, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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It is not immune, though there appears to be a RAW-Failure Sandwich surrounding whether suffocation kills it or knocks it to 858 nonlethal. On one hand, the Constitution check to hold your breath after the 2*CON-nth round is erroneously referred to as a "save." On the other hand, failing this "save" does not kill you instantly (it kills you three rounds later).
Blasphemy with a ludicrously high CL (58+)?
Or if you could figure out a way to give it the extraplanar subtype somehow (I think there's a spell or something somewhere), you could banish him. Since he's got no home plane, he'd probably...damn, I dunno. Turn into a vestige?
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2014-09-30, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2014-09-30, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ah, Incarnation of Angels. What a dysfunctional little utterance you are.
Zaq already has this in his Truenamer handbook, but I'll repost it here:
Check out the utterance Incarnation of Angels. There's nothing saying that the target must be willing, and there's no saving throw. If you head over to the Monster Manual and look at what the Celestial and Fiendish templates do, you see that they grant the target the [Extraplanar] subtype . . . which means you can pull out a scroll of Dismissal or Banishment (or nudge your Wizard/Cleric buddy and have them do the dirty work) and just get rid of whoever you cast Incarnation of Angels on. Where do they go? It doesn't say, but it's unambiguous that they have the [Extraplanar] tag and thus will be no longer your problem, at least not for a while.
Cheese Rating: 2/5. Incarnation of Angels is a pretty sucky utterance other than this, and it's not like Dismissal is guaranteed to work, especially if you're scrolling it. There are plenty of ways to say “if you fail a Will save, you're not my problem anymore,” and this one is pretty elaborate for what it does. The real problem with it is that there's no indication of where Dismissal actually sends them.
...Also, the save DC for Banishment is pretty screwed up.
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2014-09-30, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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If you use that utterance they obviously go to the plane of "can't taste ice cream"
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2014-10-01, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Only a minor dysfunction in rules (they work, but definitely not as intended), and another indicator that the people who write examples have no clue how the rules work.
Under Maho-tsukai, we have the Maho metamagic class feature, which reads as follows:Originally Posted by Oriental Adventures
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