Empire

[Raistlin1040]

Hmmm.. Vell dey weren't mugging him for his loose change I can tell you that much. *looks at photo* Whooo now dis is quality craftsmanship. You have to get very small brushes to put this much detail in. See how real the nipples look? That's quality.

Now what the hell are these things? Oooh Lye sticks! You can't find these anymore. *graws one open as best he can, dumps a bit in his hand and spits it out* Ptooey! Bleck! There's sugar in these things! What!? You want I should slip into a diabetic coma? *tosses pixie stix over shoulder*

You kids these days with your sugar and your toilet paper. Feh!

((Not that kind of picture!))

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

El Jaspero strides through the fields, two buckets of water in his hands. He looks at the gathering crowd with mild amusement. "Sir Lancelot? I thought he was some sort of hero. Not that a farmhand like me would know anything about that." He shoulders his burden and trudges off in the direction of one of the larger farmhouses.

[Miatog]

“It is a distinction I felt needed to be made. If it was say powered pixies, then you don’t go to a candy store.”

[Raistlin1040]

((BTW, did everyone get a PM? I heard that someone didn't.))

[Xaspian]

Xaspian shakes his head grimly at Magtok.
No I do not. What do you know of these pixies? Anything of use?

[Lord Magtok]

I'm afraid not. I have said everything that I can think of that might aid us. To be honest, I don't believe I've ever even seen the pixies before.

[Alarra]

*slips out of the farmhouse perfectly timed to intercept El Jaspero*
"Farmboy, is that all the water? Go get some more."

She glances out toward the fields as he turns away. "Oh and farmboy...What's going on over there?"

[Madmal]

*a young girl with a guard badge attempts to move through he crowd*
allright people, move along, move along....darn it i told you to Move!!!*shoves a shocked NPC*
....sigh...*passes hand through her messy hair*...nobody respects the novats here...

you know, it's a litle too early for the party, right? we can get drunk tomorrow but nooooo...some of us just like t-OMGithinkimgonnabesick....

*readjust herself, as she begins to scribble on a scroll*

Let's see then...seems serious...a man-eating scarecrow sliced in half....and let's not forget about the other guy, yeah...he seems to have been dead before he was eaten...

wait, i think that'll make it a corpse-eating scarecrow.....or maybe a zombie-eating one? *scratches head and looks around*

Can anyone give some more information? the rest of the guard should be here shortly, but untill then, i'm taking care of this....crud, this wasn't on the manual...

[Goblin Music]

looks blank as player falls over laughing

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

El Jaspero carefully sets the buckets down. "Some sort of disturbance in the neighbor's field, Miss. It appears Sir Lancelot has turned against us." He picks up another brace of buckets. "More water, of course. As you wish." He smiles and nods his head, then heads back to the river.

[Ms_Elaneous]

A strangely large rodent sneaks into the group. She hisses a little as she sniffs at the dead body. She then tries to take ahold of his arm with her jaw and drag him off, possibly to throw him into the conveniently located quick sand as burial.

[Eldritch Knight]

Sir Lancelot? Oh.. I do hope he doesn't come after me.. What would he do with a poor old man like me anyway? Oh.... I don't want to die. I've done too much good here....

[Xaspian]

So it was a six-fingered pixie, we think. Do all pixies have six-fingers, or just this one, I wonder?

[Alarra]

(Sorry EK....Inigo has already been claimed....weeks in advance....try a lesser known character, I'll tell you if they're available....This goes for anyone else that wants to participate in this as well)

[Goblin Music]

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *thud*
(yoink yes he is mine!)

[Eldritch Knight]

((@Allara, Dang it... Is there anything from the princess bride not taken? I'd settle for Humperdink, Rugen or the Priest......or the king for that matter. Wish I'd known.))

[Miatog]

“If your father was killed before your eyes, why didn’t you do anything about it then? And no, we have no reason to think that Lancelot is a pixie. You’re taking things that were said out of context.” Miatog rubs his forehead. “I’m going to What’s-his-dead-face’s house. Anyone else coming?”

[Alarra]

(Someone's humperdink, i'm sure someone's humperdink....I can't recall who off the top of my head however. I don't -think- anyone's the priest. I know Lucky was thinking about taking him last night, but I think he decided on the gatekeeper. Dang it Llama...come back and give me the cast list. And um...isn't Supagoof Fezzik?)

[Madmal]

((EK: aren't you supposed to be the court mage?))

*the girl shushes a the rat*
come on, little critter, let out of the body of the scarecrow...pretty please? i'll give you some meat...or a piece of cheese if you like... i just hope it doesn't explode, like on that gnome's house...


and a six-fingered pixie? well the sticks could infer that...waitaminute, how do YOU know the killer had six fingers?

and Miatog, you can't barge into somebody's house just lik that...you need to fill the correct paperwork...

[Goblin Music]

(i call Fezzik)
Edited.

[Alarra]

(Vizzini's taken, by the Bookman)

[Trog]

(i call Vizzini)

Vizini is taken as well. As is miracle max and his wife.

[Raistlin1040]

((Take these role thingies to PM please.))

[Miatog]

[]I’m glad I’m just RPing some villager right now…[]

“Unless the paperwork takes all of 5 minutes to fill out and have approved then it’s not worth the time.”

[Lord Magtok]

((I call someone from a completely different empire!))

Magtok suddenly finds himself wandering off from the group, and comes back changed. He seems slightly different somehow, though its hard to tell what it is that is different.

He asks if he could make a short motivational speech, and before getting an answer, steps before the group.

...Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'

[El Jaspero, the Pirate King]

El J trudges past with two more buckets of water, pausing to light Magtok's cigar before heading back up to Alarra's farmhouse.

[Eldritch Knight]

People of the Empire. Oh, I do hope you listen. What I have to say is important..... I think..... Where was I again?.... Oh yes... I remememember now.... What was it? ... .Oh yes... find the traitors we must, or Dark Side triumph it will....... No... That's not it... Oh, I'm so confused....

[Madmal]

*smacks EK with the scroll*
He-llo? I asked you a question? how do you know the killer had six fingers??

[Eldritch Knight]

((You would hit a harmless old man with a scroll? Shame!))

Hunh? Six fingers? I know someone with six fingers...... Oh, what was his name again? I had it on the tip of my tongue...... What was the question again?

((If you notice, the post was changed. I now make no mention of a man with six-fingers.))

[Goblin Music]

(no i am The Doctor, transforms in to the tenth Doctor (tis is the last of my Rping stuff))We must find and eliminate these crusaders be for they kill us all.