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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    I like my partners like I like my RPGs.
    Complex, but without any initially unobvious traps that screw you later. Also, good chance to find exotic individuals that may or may not have fur.

    I like my romanceables like I like my sham poo.
    (the space is not a typo)

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    Oh dear, why do I keep getting the ones that require zero effort to pervert?
    The secret is to leave the response just on the edge of innocence.
    Last edited by thirsting; 2015-03-07 at 02:40 AM.
    Got bitten by a human once. Ever since, been turning into one during daytime. It's exhausting.

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    WhiteWizardGirl

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    Quote Originally Posted by thirsting View Post
    Complex, but without any initially unobvious traps that screw you later. Also, good chance to find exotic individuals that may or may not have fur.

    I like my romanceables like I like my sham poo.
    (the space is not a typo)
    Brown and stinky.

    I like my women like I like my fanfics.
    Last edited by Silent Justice; 2015-03-09 at 09:22 PM.

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    RangerGuy

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    Badly written delusional fantasies where evil guys are somehow good and vice versa.

    I like my partners like I like my paladins...

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    RogueGuy

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    Always looking out for the good of others. Aaaaaand...nope, that's it.

    I like my women like I like my breakfast.

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    Griffon

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    In bed. That setup was way too easy.

    I like my partners like I like my continents...

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    Preferrably not breaking apart in the near future.

    I like my partners like I like my blackheads...

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    Icky, don't really want anyone else to notice them, but oh gods it's so satisfying when you get to squeeze them!

    I like my targets of attraction like I like my norwegian black metal
    Got bitten by a human once. Ever since, been turning into one during daytime. It's exhausting.

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    Norwegian, black, and.... ummm, metal.

    I like my men/women like I like my ellipses.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

    Quote Originally Posted by goto124 View Post
    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    Curvy and predictable.

    I like my partners like I like my gnomes...

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    ClericGirl

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    Often overlooked, annoying to some, but endlessly inventive.

    I like my companions like I like my cursive handwriting.
    I'm not being sarcastic. Speaking big and blue is just my thing.

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    Joined and traditional. *shakes cane*

    I like my partners like I like my upstairs neighbours...
    which, you know, I don't like at all, but that's no story for here

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    Quiet and submissive.

    I like my partners like I like my agoraphobia.

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    Preventing me from leaving the bedroom.

    I like my better half like I like the better half of my pizza.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

    Quote Originally Posted by goto124 View Post
    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    RogueGirl

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    Hot, fresh, and just the right amount of cheesy.

    I like my partners like I like my workout sessions...
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    I can assure you that cultural depictions of dating are a trap, never trust them.
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    I show him where the door is, crumple his character sheet, scatter his dice across the floor, jump on the table and shriek "Out! Out, UNCLEAN ONE!" before collapsing on the floor in tremors, gibbering unearthly blasphemies in a tongue long lost to human ears.

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    Making me just the right amount of sweaty and exhausted.

    I like my partners like I like my root canals.
    The littlest goblin in the Playground.

    Adorable avatar by Ink.


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    Making me just the right amount of sweaty and exhausted.

    I like my partners like I like my root canals.
    Getting me drilled in the mouth.

    I like my partners like I like my storefront.
    I'm one of those people who ruins X-stalt/epic games for everybody who's just wanting to play legendary figures.

    Current Avatar (Sunny and Violet) was created by the incredibly talented AsteriskAmp.
    Many thanks!

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    BarbarianGuy

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    Showy but overpriced

    I like my objects of affection like I like my Highlighter
    The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be

    HAVE FUN

    (FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)

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    Producing all sorts of colorful language when I hold them.

    I like my paramours like I like my I like my men/women like I like my... game.

    Edit: I could have used quotation marks, but then it wouldn't be as confusing.
    Last edited by Trevortni; 2015-03-11 at 01:09 PM.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

    Quote Originally Posted by goto124 View Post
    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    Griffon

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    Free to play.

    I like my romantic interests like I like my meteors.

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    Existing for a brief second before being torn apart in the upper atmosphere.

    I like my partners like I like my character sheets...

    Member of the Phyrnglsnyx Pronunciation Pact

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    Changed often.

    I like my partners like I like my dragons.
    Peanut Half-Dragon Necromancer by Kurien.

    Current Projects:

    Group: The Harrowing Halloween Harvest of Horror Part 2

    Personal Silliness: Vote what Soulknife "Fix"/Inspired Class Should I make??? Past Work Expansion Caricatures.

    Old: My homebrew (updated 9/9)

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    Massive, exotic, and whiskery.

    I like my partners like I my online solitaire.
    The littlest goblin in the Playground.

    Adorable avatar by Ink.


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    Griffon

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    Virus free.

    I like my mates like I like my submarines.

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    Taking months to come to the surface of the body of water I left them in.

    I like my flames like I like my flames.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

    Quote Originally Posted by goto124 View Post
    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    RangerGuy

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    Hot Hurts and burns out fast when you don't give enough fuel.

    I like my partners like I like my castles...

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    WhiteWizardGirl

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    Hard to penetrate and full of other people

    I like my datepeople like I like my webcomics

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    Easy on the eyes, and constantly with something new to look forward to.

    I like my paramours like I like my frying pans.
    The littlest goblin in the Playground.

    Adorable avatar by Ink.


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    Made of cast iron, baby, and can get sizzlin' hot when needed.

    I like my partners like I like my summer studies...

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    Pretty much just the pictures in magazines.

    I like my significant others like I like TPBM's significant others.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

    Where did you start yours?
    I started with a false start on a planet seconds before it collided with another planet. When it started for real, it was on a prison transport ship that got shipwrecked.

    Quote Originally Posted by goto124 View Post
    I want these guys in a campaign.

    'Hey, pretty necromancer, wanna post for a photograph?'

    'Could you hurry up? I wanna see her insides!'

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    RangerGuy

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    Imaginary.

    I like my partners like I like my fantasy...

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