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    Will the mad man Ivor continue his slaughter unopposed?
    Will the Town's heroes be able to stop his mad quest for power in time?
    Or will they just keep walking past as if there isn't a mountain of crap in the middle of the street?

    Find out next episode!

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    Next Time on The Town

    "I'LL DROWN YOU ALL IN CRAP!"

    "Whatever."

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    That seems to be the biggest problem the Townspeople have, comes the disembodied voice of Rebonack as it echoes through the Streets.

    Everyone is just so apathetic. It's like:

    Oh, hey, some guy outside the tavern is crap crushing people.

    Meh, so long as he doesn't get anything on me I don't give a damn.
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    A ball of fire speeds overhead with a sonic boom, heading for the countryside.
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    ((On the plus side, a crapamancer makes his own material components.))

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    Ivor whips a hand up, a column of effluent jumping infront of him and momentarily splitting the fire. After the inferno has passed, he allows it to return into the murk.

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    Nathaniel watches the crap-o-mancer do his work. "Manipulating crap. Wow. I don't think I've seen a more pathetic kind of wizadry in my life." He doesn't say this very quietly.
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    ((On the plus side, a crapamancer makes his own material components.))
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    Many people have asked themselves; What is the ultimate moment-killer?
    The real ultimate moment-killer is a giant horde of zombies.

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    "I've enough power to topple kingdoms, you insolent boy." Ivor says, turning to Nathaniel.

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    ((buahahahaha that is the most funny thing ever EDIT: cant breath so funny))
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    ((Well, you know what they say. When life gives you crap...))
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    "Yes, I imagine the power of crap is mighty, indeed. The citizens of the Town had best watch their backs, and their chamber pots." Nathaniel's hand wanders to the hilt of his sword, as he wonders what the man will do in response.
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    ((Haha, thanks Goblin Music. I sense myself being sigged for that quote in the near future, and I'm not sure if I want to be known for that. ))
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    Many people have asked themselves; What is the ultimate moment-killer?
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    "Do you really want to test me when we are both knee-deep in my own element?"

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    mIshmale walks out of the police station tugging at his bracelet. He goes to Trog's and heads in.
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    Nathaniel looks downwards. "You have a point, there. Though I remain curious as to why you murdered all those people."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevrmore View Post
    "Do you really want to test me when we are both knee-deep in my own element?"
    ((*whop* passes out in silent giggles))

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    "Because I felt like it." Ivor says, shrugging, "Guess I'm not really Lawful anymore for that one, eh?"

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    "Probably true. It isn't like there's a great deal of law in this town, though." Nathaniel shrugs.
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    ((o gods stop stop, actually forget that continue!))

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    Destro shoots back through on his bike. Then he realizes that the ground is covered in crap, he's going far faster than any sane person should, and a simple prestidigitation could clean up anything that might get on his bike or him. This is followed by devious grinning, as well as turning corporeal. A direct result of this is that the bike throws up twin plumes of crap as it goes by.
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    "That's too bad, it won't be as much fun when I send this place up in flames."

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    "Probably true. It isn't like there's a great deal of law in this town, though." Nathaniel shrugs.
    "There is now." Says Clergyman State, perched on a rooftop.

    "As my mandatory bit of community service, I'd like to ask you both to vote. Until then, I'm going to crack some skulls."
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    Nathaniel looks up at Clergyman State's words. "Ominous." He looks back down at the crap caster. "Well, I'd probably want to stop you from doing that, except that I'll be leaving this place soon. I'm guessing you're going to destroy the town for the same reason you killed those people?"
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    "Well, I've started a campaign to take over townships so I can have enough slaves that will constantly produce components for my unique brand of magic. But the people here are too strong, they might break out if I capture them, or influence some sort of rebellion. So no, the best way to deal with them is to just kill them all."

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    Ehehehehehe... Destro is now amusing himself by driving in circles really fast. This throws a significant quantity of crap into the air. Not that Destro cares. He's having far too much fun.
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    "But what is the point of conquering this place if you kill everyone here? What do you gain?"
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    a ray of lightning flies at the Crapamancer As the cat Calith comes to save the day!!

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