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    A creepy extra bit appears on the signs littering the street.

    IN THE WAKE OF THE ELECTION, WE ARE HEREBY TAKING UP LAW ENFORCEMENT DUTIES IN THIS TOWN. AFTER ALL, ONLY THE BEST CITIZENS SHOULD SUPPORT OUR GRAND CITY.

    The text just fades in, without anyone writing it.
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    Many people have asked themselves; What is the ultimate moment-killer?
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    "I gain insurance that no uber-powerful adventurer will come and topple my regime. Plus, I can drain all this sewage into a Bag of Holding, so I'll have some on hand for a while."

    A column of poopy water shoots up and absorbs the lightning.

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    A black feathered shadow enters the town. she starts off muttering insanely, but when she gets closer, she sobers slightly. what the? what is going on here? eeeew. It's human(oid) excrement! I'm surprised I don't have to roll fortitude (50) or be sickened!

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    Ice! Fireball! *casts respective spells*
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    Nathaniel momentarily wonders what 'uber' means, but gets the basic meaning. "I see. Well, good luck with destroying the town." He starts off down the streets, wading through the muck.
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    Default Re: Streets of the Town XVII

    The muck around Ivor takes all of the damage with the Fecalmancer hardly taking notice.

    "Hey, you haven't given me your case for why I shouldn't kill you, you know."

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    Default Re: Streets of the Town XVII

    hum and casts dispel crap

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    Nathaniel stops, but doesn't turn around.

    "Primarily because the moment you try, I have a sure-fire way of immediately escaping. It'd be a waste of effort. And there's a good chance I could kill you."
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    ((*Is sad Ivor hasn't mentioned Destro and the giant plumes of crap his bike is throwing up*))
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    ((Why should he care? Destro ain't bothering him.))

    As there is no such spell as Dispel Crap, the Crap remains.

    "Big talk, can you back it up?"

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    ((one can dispel anything, you just need to create a spell))
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    As there is no such spell as Dispel Crap, the Crap remains.
    (( Hmm... "Magic Circle against Poo." ))
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    Many people have asked themselves; What is the ultimate moment-killer?
    The real ultimate moment-killer is a giant horde of zombies.

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    "Perhaps. Perhaps not." Nathaniel turns around, his hand once again going to his sword. "I'd certainly be willing to try, as there is little risk to me."
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    ((Awww... ))

    Destro becomes tired of driving in circles. Instead he directs the bike towards Trog's. He also cleans off both his bike and himself with magic before he goes incorporeal, due to excrement not being generally appreciated by most.
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    The general vicinity around Ivor slowly begins to ripple with his energy, small waves of effluent forming.

    "Do you want to try?"

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    the feathered shadow considers for a moment. she shouts. what would be your terms if someone wanted to join your cause? I have my own reasons to want this town gone. you seem to be an effective vessel.

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    Nathaniel's hand tightens around his sword's hilt. "Not especially, but I will defend myself."
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    "Before we fight, there is really something you ought to know."

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    the cat turns to the feathered shadow and casts trueseeing

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    Agent Omega makes his way over to the tavern.
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    Nathaniel draws his sword and drops into a fighting stance. "Yes?"
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    "The human intestines and everything that it manufactures is home to millions of bacteria called Coliform Bacteria. This bacteria is completely harmless while in your gut, as they help in things such as digestion and extracting energy from food. Outside of your gut, however, they are very dangerous. They can render someone bedridden and, in all probability, kill them if they are exposed, directly, to enough of it. As a Fecalmancer, I am of course immune to the horror these small organisms wright, but you, on the other hand, should be getting very sick, very soon."

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    "Really." Nathaniel considers this fact. "How soon, exactly?"
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    "If you want my estimate, under an hour."

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    the cat sees a normal girl afflicted by a horrible disease. her legs are long and skaly, and her nose is sharp like a beak. her hair is made of black feathers. She notices the cat and turns to look in his direction. her eyes are a sharp, piercing purple.

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    Nathaniel grins. "Good. That gives me enough time to put up a fight." Without warning, he charges Ivor and slashes with his sword.
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    she notices that the streets are getting dangerous. in a fit of madness, the shadow grows darker and she flies towards the forest, stopping to rake the cat with her claws. come get me, if you dare, dragon.

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    Ivor, expecting such a reaction, quickly assumes a fighting stance. Nathaniel's sword is blocked by Ivor's which he just manifested from the crap all around him a moment before impact.

    "Well, strenuous movement is probably going to speed up the process." He notes.

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    ((I think I smell a new prestige class >.>))
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    Die Fiend!! and flies after the girl.
    Edit: Nevermore cant make it he has to much crap on his hands
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