What would you like written on your headstone?

[MKV]

I want to be entombed in a full scale replica of the Tomb of Horrors with my skull encrusted with gems and placed in the final room just so any D&D player who finds the hill with stones arranged in a skull across the top will freak out (It would also do a pretty good job deterring grave robbers)

[Bulldog Psion]

Invictus

........

[The Succubus]

"No, we don't know how he managed to summon one either."

[BannedInSchool]

Methos
"Damn it."

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From memory, two immortals had a discussion like this:

Byron (yes, that Byron): Do you want a tombstone that reads, "He lived for centuries," or "For centuries he was ALIVE"?
Methos: You're not listening to me. I don't want a tombstone.

[Akumie]

"Emily
1997-20XX
"Little by little, one travels far."-J.R.R. Tolkien."
Or
"Emily
1997-20XX
"You can only come to the morning through the shadows"-J.R.R. Tolkien"
I don't have much faith for my longevity.

[Kid Jake]

Jake
1987-2026
"Took Him Long Enough."

[arguskos]

<Name>
1988-20xx
"Tilted at plenty of windmills.
Was never taken seriously.
Lived a life worth living."

[rs2excelsior]

rs2excelsior
1994-XXXX
IBO AUDACITER IN NOCTEM

[Eldan]

Okay, if I'm not joking, probably something like:

"This is just Eldan's body,
Stop making a fuzz about it.
He won't care either way,
he doesn't exist anymore."

[Scarlet Knight]

Scarlet Knight
1960-208X
Thank you for visiting.
If the red light comes on, please start digging.

[Flickerdart]

As I Am, So Shall You Be.

[Aolbain]

"Here lies Albin X
1996-2101
Beloved father, husband, friend and grandfather."




I'm boring that way.

[Icewraith]

First Last
Date-Other Date
I apologize for not getting up to greet you.
The last time I did that people seemed upset.

[Flickerdart]

"Here lies Albin X
1996-2101
Beloved father, husband, friend and grandfather."




I'm boring that way.

You plan to die just as war was beginning?

[Traab]

Traab Fellhammer
1981-2014
"Im not dead, im resting!"

[Rater202]

First Last
Date-Other Date
I apologize for not getting up to greet you.
The last time I did that people seemed upset.

Thank you, I needed that.

First Last
1993-XXXX
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I'm the baddest mother trucker in the universe and if you think a little thing like being dead can stop me then you are sadly mistaken, brother.

[Zalphon]

"Alison XXXX

1995-XXXX

"Her one regret was that she rolled a natural one when cutting up the Thanksgiving Turkey.""

[Mauve Shirt]

Scrawled in sharpie
WILL HAUNT FOR COOKIES

[Emperor Ing]

Emperor Ing
19XX - 2XXX
Epic Fail

[Duck999]

Traab Fellhammer
1981-2014
"Im not dead, im resting!"

I'm pining for the fjords! I am not an ex-human!

[SowZ]

Here lies SowZ.

And why not?

[Duck999]

Maybe I will have gray text written on a gray gravestone. Kind of like this.
Text

---

Highlight it, if you will.

[The Succubus]

"Can you move half a pace forward? My hands can't quite reach your ankles from there."

[Kazyan]

Eh. If my mom is still around by the time I die of losing the insulin pump I'm probably going to need in the future, she can put whatever she wants on it to make her feel better. If not...I never really wanted to be here in the first place and likely won't do anything with my life that deserves remembering, so, no headstone.

[TheThan]

What do I want on my tombstone?
Pepperoni and sausage

I won’t need my body anymore. So just cremate me, load me into a shotgun shell and shoot me over some grasslands.

[Ravens_cry]

'I made it.' it will read on my headstone carved in lunar basalt at Tranquillity Base Cemetery.
***
Hey, I can dream, right?

[The Succubus]

What do I want on my tombstone?
Pepperoni and sausage

I won’t need my body anymore. So just cremate me, load me into a shotgun shell and shoot me over some grasslands.

That's how Hunter S Thompson had his ashes disposed of, although iirc he used a cannon of some sort.

[Duck999]

'I made it.' it will read on my headstone carved in lunar basalt at Tranquillity Base Cemetery.
***
Hey, I can dream, right?

Who needs to dream? This can be a reality. Look at the day and age we live in.

I think I will have my headstone say "Mars was pretty cool guys." Also, it will be on Saturn.
Not quite sure how that would work.

[Dire Moose]

"Please don't open Locker #13 at (place really far away from graveyard)."

I will arrange to have a placard placed inside said locker reading "Wow, you people are really gullible."

[ArlEammon]

"How long do I've got, Doc?'